Bionicle Caption Contest: Gen 2

[Pahrak Model ZX]

"In the time before the time of death..."

[Toa Smoke Monster]

"If any of the Protectors had an issue with them holding their annual staring contest over Ekimu's coffin, with him in it, they kept it to themselves."

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Korgot: "No, it's your turn to sing him his lullaby."

Edited September 9, 2017 by Scrubbish

[Specter Knight]

Protector of Stone: So... Which one of us is going to dissect him first?

[JAG18]

And the winner of round 30 is Toa Smoke Monster!

 

Round 31:

 

Good luck everyone!

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Little Timmy finds out that Santa Claus isn't real.

Edited September 13, 2017 by Scrubbish

[Toa Smoke Monster]

"This is the reaction the majority of the Bionicle fanbase had when the MU Robot was revealed."

[ToaTImeLord]

Is that G3!

[FrozenFlash]

It was at this moment... he knew he messed up.

[TERIDAX941]

This was his chance to perfect his Takadox impersonation

Edited September 11, 2017 by Iron_Man5

[Specter Knight]

After seeing the Toa Mata lined up neatly on the store shelves in 2001, Little Timmy was never the same again...

[Pahrak Model ZX]

...wow

[JAG18]

And the winner of round 31 is...Specter Knight!

 

Round 32:

 

Good luck everyone!

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Narmoto: "We need your help!  Can you help us find Tahu?"

Background Okotan: "Uh... sir?  This isn't an episode of Dora the Explorer..."

Narmoto: "Shut up."

[Toa Imrukii]

Narmoto: "Watch Out Toa! My Ex is Behind You!"

[ToaTImeLord]

Narmoto:

"Look at what happen to Tahu after his plastic surgery! Horrible."

[FrozenFlash]

Narmoto: "Objection! There's a huge contradiction in your argument, Toa!"

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'All the villagers had random reactions to their leader pointing at a blank wall in such a dramatic fashion.'

Edited September 17, 2017 by Toa Smoke Monster

[Pahrak Model ZX]

At that exact moment, Narmoto came down with

 

DISCO FEVER

[JAG18]

After one of the hardest decisions in weeks it was a narrow win for Toa Imrukii!  (With an honorable mention to Pahrak of Roxtus):

 

 

Round 33:

 

Good luck everyone!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'And thus Lewa achieved his goal of finding the most lime green line in the jungle of Okoto.'

Edited September 22, 2017 by Toa Smoke Monster

[ToaTImeLord]

Jungle Protector: "Toa look quickly! Is the jungle on fire again?"

 

 

 

EDIT: I can't spell.

Edited September 22, 2017 by Chief TimeLord of Tesara

[Pahrak Model ZX]

"See, Lewa?  My pointing skills are far superior to those of Narmoto!"

[FrozenFlash]

Protector: "Watch out for that tree, Toa!"

Lewa: "What!?"

[TERIDAX941]

"I said you're holding back, she said 'SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!'"

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Lewa: "Is this the tree I need to watch out for?"

Vizuna: "No, that one's over there."

[Specter Knight]

Protector of Jungle: Look, Lewa! That's our target. he appears to have his guard down, so now would be the perfect opportunity to sneak up and-

 

Lewa: (TARZAN YELL)

[JAG18]

And the winner of round 33 is Specter Knight!

 

Round 34:

 

Good luck everybody!

[FrozenFlash]

Cool guys don't look directly at the sun because that can blind them.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Rare leaked footage of Clint Eastwood's lost film.

[ToaTImeLord]

When you role play Indian Jones but your stuck as Short Round.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'It was at that moment that Pohatu saw himself as someone who was too cool to watch a sunrise.'

[TERIDAX941]

Most people ride off into the sunset... Pohatu rides *away* from the sunset!

[Specter Knight]

Protector of Stone: Phew... It's so hot... I could do with a nice, tall glass of lemonade right now...

 

Pohatu: ...You do know we don't need to drink, right?

 

Protector of Stone: But I'm still thirsty!

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Pohatu: "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and-"

 

Nilkuu: "Please stop."

[JAG18]

And winning round 34 with an unexpected prequel meme is Josuke Higashikata 4!

 

Round 35:

 

Good luck everyone!

[ToaTImeLord]

I've heard of fathead stickers but this is ridiculous.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

The re-established borders of central European countries post-World War II.  1945, colorized.

[Pahrak Model ZX]

Fig 15-2 Most popular Halloween masks by region, 2017

[FrozenFlash]

When you get your 5 friends together so you can all wear the giant Okoto island costume together.

Edited October 4, 2017 by Azalea