Bionicle Caption Contest: Gen 2

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Gali: "Calm down, Gali. He's not worth it..."

 

Tahu: "YEEEAAAAHHH POWEEEERRRRR"

[JAG18]

And the winner of round 43 is Ul-Pahrak!

 

Round 44:

 

Good luck everyone!

[Pahrak Model ZX]

Onua: "Are we really gonna defile this grave for a mask?"

 

Lewa: "Of course we are!"

[ToaTImeLord]

When the gang is in over their heads.

[FrozenFlash]

Hush, old Ekimu, don't say a word.

Toa's gonna buy you a golden mask.

And if that golden mask gets broke,

Toa's gonna buy you a brand new forge.

[Zacian]

We should hide the body here. The cops will never find it.

 

*Edited

Edited December 4, 2017 by Vanish

[Toa Jaxus]

Wait, we can be teal!?

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'And when Ekimu woke up, he was startled by the six Toa just blankly staring at him.'

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Pohatu: ... How long do we have to wait before it's considered archaeology and not grave robbing?

[JAG18]

And it's another win for Pahrak #0579 (with Scrubbish and Azalea putting up a valiant effort):

 

Round 45:

 

Good luck everyone!

[TERIDAX941]

Makuta: Remember who you are! (mufasa voice)

[FrozenFlash]

I know Makutas are shapeshifters, but this is getting ridiculous.

[Pahrak Model ZX]

'sup

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

I'm a shooting star leaping through the skyyyyyyy...

[ToaTImeLord]

When you want to make a G1 reference that's not to obvious but still really obvious.

[Specter Knight]

Makuta: Well, would you look at me now! Ekimu never got to be a constellation! Beat that, hammerhead!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Makuta: 'I see you!'

[Toa Jaxus]

I'm back! Wait, what do you mean I'm a different character to Teri?

[Zacian]

Makuta: Remember who you are! (mufasa voice)

There is no way I can top this, but....

 

"Dormamu, I've come to bargain!"

 

*cough* I hope people get this reference *cough*

[TERIDAX941]

 

Makuta: Remember who you are! (mufasa voice)

There is no way I can top this, but....

 

"Dormamu, I've come to bargain!"

 

*cough* I hope people get this reference *cough*

 

[JAG18]

And Rassilon (TTL) wins!  By beating out references from movies I've never seen. 

 

Round 46:

 

Good luck everyone!

[Pahrak Model ZX]

Tahu: "Oh my gosh...there's the next Okotan letter!  Quick, somebody write it down--translating that secret message is our number one priority!"

[FrozenFlash]

Tahu: "Quick! How do you fix him???"

 

Ekimu: "Have you tried turning him on and off?"

[ToaTImeLord]

Gali: "Onua you can't hide from your problems by sticking your head in the sand."

 

Edit: misspelled Gali

Edited December 18, 2017 by Rassilon (TTL)

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Ekimu: 'This is why you don't run up stairs in the rain.'

[Specter Knight]

Gali: Look, Onua, Next time you want to run up those stone stairs in the rain, take your blasted time!

[Toa Jaxus]

Lewa: What is he trying to do?

Gali: Become one with his element or something.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Onua: "... Guys, he said 'everybody do the flop.'  It's kind of awkward if it's just me."

[TERIDAX941]

Onua: "... Guys, he said 'everybody do the flop.'  It's kind of awkward if it's just me."

 

And I was *this* close to using it myself, but I was afraid no one would get it... bother and befuddled. Now I have to come up with something else.

 

 

 

- Onua presents "How to Fall Down Stairs": Step 1, Step 2, Step 5, Step 9.

[JAG18]

Holiday break over, back to business.  And it's another win for the asdf movie this time coming from Scrubbish!

 

 

Round 47 returns to a familiar theme: pointing

 

Good luck everyone!

[Pahrak Model ZX]

Ekimu: "Put that thing back where it came from, or SO HELP ME--"

[ToaTImeLord]

Ekimu: "This is why we don't let pets into the forge."

[FrozenFlash]

Ekimu: "This guy thinks Bionicle deserves to be discontinued! Get him!"

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Ekimu: "And here is arguably the most useless character to ever appear in Bionicle."

[Specter Knight]

Ekimu: ...Ok, who's bright idea was it to invite THIS GUY to the party?!

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Ekimu: "That guy hates BIONICLE! Get him!"

[JAG18]

The winner of round 47 is Specter Knight. 

 

Round 48:

 

Good luck everyone!

[Pahrak Model ZX]

Kulta: "What?  Never seen a group hug before?"

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

when your opponent bout to lay down an ill verse but the squad tryna keep him down long enough for you to do your thing

[FrozenFlash]

Pohatu: "A giant skeleton! It's so spooky I'm gonna DIIIIIIEEE!!!"