The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Wiriamu]

You can-in song. In front of everyone you didn't want to express them to. (And yes, I think that was Goseiger only).

 

I wish for the Star Wars prequels to be redone with good actors and directors and none of the stupidity.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but while all the actors are good, they are actors that you are not fond of at all.

I wish for a Crunchyroll.  (Sushi or anime-streaming account, doesn't matter.)

[Wiriamu]

You get an account that only lets you watch anime footage of people eating sushi.

 

I wish for Pacific Rim to join the MonsterVerse.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but all the monsters die soon after.

I wish for the Destiny Collection.

[Wiriamu]

Granted, but it's unplayable.

 

I wish for Bat Ponies in season seven of My Little Pony.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but they's only in one episode.

I wish I could post an epic here.

[Tahtorak ate my house!]

Granted, now you are allowed to post the word "epic" in this forum.

 

I wish to possess Avak's "prison-making" ability.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but it traps you instead of your intended target.

I wish I was Number One.

[Wiriamu]

Granted, but this is on a scale of 1 to one million with one being the worst.

 

I wish for the end of Nickelodeon.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, they just reboot their entire company.

 

I wish for the end of Disney.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but they're bought by Nickelodeon.  This merger results in a new company that combines the worst aspects of both, thereby corrupting your wish and Wiriamu's.

I wish for the phrase "straight white male" to not have any negative connotations.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, it develops such a great connotation of friendly relatable personable individuals, that some really sour people still hate it anyway.

 

 

I wish the word 'Transphobic' referred to a fear of the Train Transit System.

[Wiriamu]

Granted, but you have it and you're stuck in the world's largest combination railroad station and train museum.

 

I wish for world peace.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, everything is boring.

 

 

I wish for confidence.

[Wiriamu]

Granted, but your confidence comes off as arrogance.

 

I wish for infinite, never spoiling pizza.

[Petewa]

Granted, but you soon will find yourself with a certain...distase for the flavour, the sauce and the crust. It engulfs you, last, making you watch as it devours all those you hold dear before finally consuming you, this monster you've made.

 

 

I wish for this wish to remain unanswered.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

IT HAS BEEN ANSWERED.

I wish I liked pineapple.

[Imnotactive]

too bad you dont lol

Granted, but everyone else HATES pineapple and you are such a weird person for liking it.

 

i wish to sip coffee evilly.

[Petewa]

Granted, but it burns your toungue, ruining the evil look about you.

 

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but it is not corrupted.  This corrupts your wish, even though it is uncorrupted, causing a paradox and sucking you into a wormhole to another dimension.

I wish that my siblings liked 80's music.

[Wiriamu]

Granted, but it's not the good 80s music.

 

I wish the Twilight series no longer existed.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but Fifty Shades still does.

I wish that Fifty Shades didn't exist.

[Petewa]

Granted, but not really.

 

I wish.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but you don't

I wish for a good idea for a book.

[Petewa]

Granted, you find a good idea in a book,

And after reading, you think to yourself,

"If only this idea weren't a plot I'd read,

I could keep it to myself,

Alas I'm fill'd with dread,

For the only ideas I have are ones I've already read,"

 

I wish for a bagel,

Not a donut without frosting,

Or any kind of gul,

But a bagel, indeed,

A bagel to eat.

[Wiriamu]

This bagel,

That bagel.

Your bagel?

Stale bagel.

 

I wish for a part in a good play.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, the part you play is as a sign.

 

 

I wish I could teleport with the utmost masterful of skill.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but you can only teleport to places that other people say you can teleport to, never anywhere you want to go yourself.

I wish I were a poet,

And that I could rhyme.

I wish also to know it;

Now that'd be just fine.

[Wiriamu]

Your wish has been granted

But your rhymes are all whack

Your peers aren't enchanted

They think you're talkin' smack.

 

I wish for superpowers.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but they're super lame.  The coolest thing you can do is summon ice cream.

I wish for some money.

[Wiriamu]

Granted, but it's all Confederate States of America bills.

 

I wish for a sweet job.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but it's literally a sweet job.  You work at Baskin-Robbins, which is unfortunate because you're lactose intolerant.

I wish I could finish the Skyrise profiles I'm working on.

[Petewa]

Granted, but,

As soon as you're finished with them,

They're finished with you,

On no more than a whim,

They move on to someone new.

This bagel,

That bagel.

Your bagel?

Stale bagel.

Reheat,

A simple feat,

To cure the staleness,

It's nearly fail-less.

 

I wish,

For my wish,

That I wish,

This day,

To be granted,

In the most,

Unexpected way.

 

A curse apon my wish,

That I now do wish,

That is my wish,

Corrupt this.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but it's not corrupted, reopening the paradox from a few posts previous.

I wish I could profess my feelings to that girl I like.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

Granted,  but you learn that you are completely incompatible. 

 

I wish for metal that covers byzantine/rhomaion history.

Edited May 13, 2017 by Iaredios the Hip Historian

[Toa Imrukii]

Granted, however they all call it Byzantium.

 

 

I wish for love and companionship.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Granted, but you get it from me.

I wish Transformers 5 was actually good.

[The Invisible Handman]

Granted but it ends on a massive cliffhanger and the next movie get's cancelled.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

(In this game, you need to finish your post by making a wish, mate.)

I wish that I could figure out a day to take out the girl I like.

[The Invisible Handman]

You figure out the day, it's yesterday.

 

I wish I had remembered to make a wish in my previous post.