Axilus Prime Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, but you're the lamest one.I wish I could get way more money without being obsessed with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, but you are murdered in your sleep for it.I wish for a live Thylacine. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 You get a skull by mistake.I wish for an arrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 You are impaled by several arrows. I wish the world was dark and twisted. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, but not in the good and fun, morally twisted manner you're wishing for. All that's happened is visibility is fairly low and getting round is difficult because you keep walking in loops.I wish I had the true Necronomicon. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, but due to your forbidden knowledge, you meet with a terrible fate.I wish for pyrokinetic abilities. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, but the genie failed to comprehend your wish, so now you're stuck with fridge-magnetic abilities.I wish i was a frozen banana. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, but as you are a banana, you live your life in fear of the day you will be eaten.I wish that the forums would never go down. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted. Now the forums go up.I wish my cat would stop attacking me. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, but your cat now attacks everyone else. It goes on a clawing rampage terrifying millions of citizens around the country in which you live.I wish I my phone had a longer battery life. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, but somehow the battery in your phone comes to life, deserts your phone and joins up with the evil people who were responsible for the mass effect 3 ending.I wish i was a magician o3o Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 ...Bioware?Wish granted, but you're turned into a Spellcaster-type Yu-Gi-Oh card first. You have 100 ATK and 100 DEF and you are a normal type. You have no relevance and are the card that makes people groan with irritation when they pull it out of a booster pack.I wish I could improve my drawing skills fast and easily. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, but they decrease at the same rate.I wish I could get my BZPRPG character Hantak out of jail. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 (edited) You're a "magician", that is, you're one of those guys that does parlor tricks that everyone and their dog already knows how to do. (Y'know, putting people in boxes and "sawing them in half", etc)Edit: Oh...beaten again. Anyway, ToSJ, he gets out of jail, but during his travels, he lands on the "Go To Jail" space on a Monopoly board, thus sending him back. And you have no Get Out Of Jail Free cards.I wish I had a theme song written for me. Edited May 19, 2012 by Shinken Green Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 We are Primus. We are Prima. We are Prime Nova. We are Sentinel Prime. We are Optimus Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, but it causes everyone to go insane and kill you.I wish that everything was 2–dimensional. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted; all issues in our world now lack depth, and are much easier to resolve.I wish my belly felt this good all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, but you lose the ability to feel pleasure due to feeling it constantly.I wish for an axe. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, but it materialises in your back. Death is imminent.I wish I was the God of war. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, but you materialize in a world of peace, and cease to exist. I wish that kraata were real. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 C'mon, man, you're making this easy. Kraata are real, and one latches onto your face and you're a slave to some random Makuta that abuses you, and eventually feeds you to his Rahkshi. I wish I had Lhikan's swords. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 We are Primus. We are Prima. We are Prime Nova. We are Sentinel Prime. We are Optimus Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 You get crushed by them, as they are scaled for use by the MU Robot.I wish for omniscience. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sejuani Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but you can only see every cat photo on the internet, nothing else.I wish to be Dovahkiin. Quote Display Name History Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but then you miss your old life.I wish the world would be cleansed of corruption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sejuani Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but then an alien race appears on Earth and reintroduces the innocent humans to the concept of evil.I wish I had a laser-shooting piranha. Quote Display Name History Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Lots of people post here already, so they post too much and overload it until COT is removed. I wish I could watch Avengers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 While watching it, you suddenly have a seizure.I wish I had joined BZP in 2002 Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted however you are banned two minutes later.I wish I knew who made Pizza. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but you can't have any.I wish I could have some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 It's been in the garbage for two weeks...an it's topped with anchovies.I wish I had me own secret room, which nobody knew about but me.=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 You are locked in, and live out the remainder of your life in misery.I wish for the ability to control shadow. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sejuani Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but you are in a world made up of nothing but light and therefore cease to exist.I wish every bullet I shoot in any video game would be a headshot. Quote Display Name History Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 You shoot headshots. At all your allies that is.I wish he didn't forget to turn off friendly fire! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but he turns on unfriendly water and you are drowned along with almost everything else in the way.[/badpun]I wish I had all the BIONICLE accessory tubs released from 2003 through 2006.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but the containers are full of ammonia.I wish that Greg would update. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but the update is not what you expectd: Zombies. Sparkly zombies everywhere! D=I wish I were a sparkling zombie! ^3^ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 You are attacked by an angry anti-sparkles mob.I wish for a normal, harmless marshmallow. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 This normal, harmless marshmallow is saturated in the most deadly poison known to man. And there's no antidote.I wish I had my own secret room which only I know about, and it's impossible for me to get locked inside or outside, I can come and go as I please, and control everything in the room with my mind or body (whichever I prefer). And when I am in it, I am invincible.=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Outside the room, you are killed by a falling secret room that does not belong to you.I wish I had my own internets.[/wrong]~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but you die, and all your internets are auctioned off.I wish that my cat was quiet. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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