~Shockwave~ Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 granted. its 3,000 feet tall.i wish i could find the last pieces to my ice dragon Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Granted, but once it's completed it flies away :/I wish I were better at drawing hands Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Granted, now you suck at eyesI wish I had a leather jacket Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Granetd, but it's pink and sparkly and has a fur trimmed hood. Oh, and have I mentioned that it's two sizes too big for you? But it's a leather jacket.I wish I were an alien monster Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZTG Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Granted, but the government dissects you to figure out how you tick Quote "Literature adds to reality, it does not simply describe it. It enriches the necessary competencies that daily life requires and provides; and in this respect, it irrigates the deserts that our lives have already become,"-C.S. Lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 No wish. You are now... a pencil.I wish I were indestructible! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havelock Vetinari Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Done! Trouble is you can still feel pain....and your in the center of the sun! Enjoy the next billion years of pain!I wish I had a war zeppelin. Quote I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 granted. its full of hydrogen and your a horrible pilot. have fun!i wish i didnt suck at fps games Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Granted. you become so good, you are forever shunned as people assume you are a hacker.I wish i could protect my mind from insanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Granted, but you soon realize that sometimes a little insanity can make things more interesting. In other words, you're bored.I wish I were more nocturnal. :/ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 (edited) granted. you are so insane, its impossible to become more insane.... ... granted. you never sleep againi wish i had ninja stars Edited June 25, 2012 by Wheeljack Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 Granted, but what you don't know is that they have an in-built boomerang effect. Ouch. Well, let's hope your face will look okay after that...I wish I were a pencil. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 You are over-sharpened and eventually broken.I wish I understood more phylogenetic research.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Granted. But you can't use the knowledge due to being dead.I wish I could make animations faster and more easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Granted, but they turn out to be rather ridiculous, for you're now best at animating people making a handstnad. Very useful!I wish I could summon a demon to grant me 3 wishes, so I wouldn't have to rely on this topic anymore. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Granted, but just like in this topic, the demon corrupts your wishes.I wish I could have 3 non-corruptible wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimate_Alchemist Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Granted, but you then ask for a fourth wish that removes the effects of your other three wishes.I wish no ending of any work of fiction was ever spoiled to me again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Granted, now the rest of the thing stinks.I wish i could understand the meaning of life. Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Granted, but it turns out the answer is really disappointing. Like, really disappointing. Disappointing to the point where you start wondering why you even bothered asking. You swiftly stop caring about everything, so distracted you are by this useless meaning to life.I wish for access to the Fountain of Youth. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 granted. you bathe in it so much you get so young you don't exist.I wish I could figure out how to assemble crunchbitenuva's paper masks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 You learn how to do it at the cost of a thousand paper cuts. You may or may not die as a result.I wish I had a proper cloak.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 granted. proper cloak coming up. unfortunately its an invisibility cloak. have fun finding it.i wish i could drive a car... Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Virtues Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Granted, you can drive a car, poorly.I wish i could understand the movie "inseption" the first time watching it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Granted, but Inseption is actually a really simple and dull film about a guy who loses his wallet and spends the next ninety minutes searching for it. It was in the back pocket of his jeans all along. The title has little to do with the film. Even without the wish, you would have understood Inseption. It's not all bad, as when returning it to the store you rented it from, you then see Inception right next to it. Given you used your wish to understand Inseption though, this one just leaves you lost and confused.I wish I had more space to store music on my phone. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 granted everything gets wiped.i wish i had depth perception(i imagine i can already drive poorly) Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 You perceive depth where there is none and trip over everything.I wish I had a personal helicopter.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 granted. his name is blackout. he hates you. i wish i could actually get a wish granted Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 All the wishes you are granted are actually corrupted in a similar way to those in this topic, and the cumulative bad luck knocks you out of existence.I wish that if I had a wish granted it could do me no harm.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 granted. no wish is granted (universe implodes)i wish for this wish to never happen. Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 For the wish to have never happened, nothing could ever have happened. The universe is unreal and evaporates.I wish for this wish to have been wished before I wished it so I could wish a different wish right now.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 granted. though i really don't know what happens now.i wish for it to be really cold where i live Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Granted, you live in antartica, and I don't see any building to shelter in.I wish the moon would disentigrate without adversely affecting earth. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Granted. However, the surviving Lunarians hunt you down for wishing their home away.I wish the world was normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 The world becomes too normal for you or any other BZP members to exist. :PI wish I had actual Photoshop.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Granted. You have the latest version of Photoshop on a CD. Unfortunately, your computer only has a floppy disk drive. Somebody wasted a lot of money when they could have just bought the digital download version...I wish for a good-paying job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 It pays well, but leaves you no free time. At all.I wish I could see the past.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Granted. You can see the past, but nothing else. Your inability to see the present drives you mad.I wish for a coaster for my drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 It is a roller coaster. Your drink spills.I wish I could instantly repair BIONICLE parts.~~ Quote "YOU'D THINK, FOR BEING A DEAD MAN, I'D BE MORE TRIUMPHANT THAN I AM." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 done. but you are so good you can bring them to life. you don't realize this until after you fix a makuta you just stepped on.i wish for a plasma cannon Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Granted, but it can only shoot you.I wish for an Ion Rifle I could use and control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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