Snelly Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, you don't exist, and you can't come back. EVER. I wish that I was pure evil. Quote My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 You become so evil that you asplode. I wish everything here was unwished. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Your wish for unwishment is unwished, creating a paradox, which you are trapped in FOREVAH!I wish I had Mind Control powers and knew how to use them. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 (edited) darn ninjaYou can now control the minds of gummi bears, use your power wisely as gummi bears aren't real. I wish I was on fire. (And no killing me is not corrupting the wish) Edited October 29, 2011 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 It is resolved, but you are from a doomed timeline, and spontaneously combust.I wish for a magic pumpkin. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 (edited) What pumpkin? There never was is and will be a pumpkin available for wishing. I wish for a key. Edited October 29, 2011 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 You shoot yourself with it.I wish the Makuta ate sopor slime pies and Krillitane oil. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 (edited) Unfortunately Makuta have no digestive tract so your wish was a complete waste. I wish Makuta had digestive tracts. Edited October 29, 2011 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 All they eat is sopor slime pie and Krillitane oil, resulting in a race of brain-addled, yet genius MaKuTa, which accidently kill you.I wish I didn't know what to wish for. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Wish granted but ... it's a big but and I cannot lie I wish LotTL knew what to wish for. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! Due to post-hypnotic suggestion you wish for a Hapori Tohu-worshipping religion.I wish for a large explosion. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Since everything is relative, the explosion is large... compared to a quark. Relative to humans, it is too small to see.I wish for an exploding frisbee that will not blow me up. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 It get's stuck down your throat ... don't ask how. I wish Makuta spontaneously combusted. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted. Due to the existence of time-paradoxes, the Reapers eat it.I wish people knew the name of the raccoon in my sig. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 (edited) BLUH X2 NINJA COMBO!!People know, but they go mad from the revelation. Make a SAN check.I wish there was less spontaneous combustion in this topic. Edited October 29, 2011 by Last of the Time Lords Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Total Event Collapses return to existence.I wish people knew my raccoon's name was . Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 They know, but no one knows what matoran language thingy means so they forget it. I wish I knew what Pirok's Raccoon was called in english. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but the Universe is destroyed due to the revelation.I wish The Invisible Noob would look at the alphabet comparison on the BIONICLE site and translate my raccoon's name himself. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Oh look the wish machine broke. If I bothered to read it then I might go insane and kill you ... so that's rather lucky I wish Pirok had less luck Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 All of PtVM's luck is split between Bec Noir, Teridax, and The Master, creating three ridiculously lucky villains, who kill everyone in the universe except you. Then Nikila and Vriska team up and kill you for copying their luck control powers.I wish for a banana fight. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Impossible. Besides, the wish machine is broken...I wish the wish machine wasn't broken. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Unfortunatel, we do not have the parts to fix it.we do not have the parts. Guess what happens to PtVM's organs.I wish I stole the batteries for the wish machine. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted. But it wants your Av's sonic. Bad luck, 10.I wish the Clockwork Robots wouldn't steal my organs. (And I caught on to that reference even though it's been more than 4 years since I saw that ep.) Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Congrats on getting reference!They steal your muscles and bones instead.I wish for a pet immortal Stegosaurus who would not hurt me in any way. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! He is told by a mysterious Va-Matoran who used time-control to escape his demise that his brain is smaller than his eye, and kills himself.I wish this Va-Matoran would become a Toa. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 You become a toa of CHEESE. This power is useless in battle, and you spend an uneventful life as a cheesemaker.I wish I spent an eventful life as a cheesemaker. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! You swap places with me, and end up with skeleton and muscles removed, terrible luck, mild almost serious insanity, and a number of deaths in this topic still to come. Happy Hallowe'en. >=) I wish I was a Toa of Time. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but you accidently undo time itself. I wish halo 4 was out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! But due to being rushed, it is rubbish. I wish I was a Va-Matoran again. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, But you get stepped on by Teridax I wish Terridax knew the price of evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Teridax learns evil costs 2.99 £ at walmart, get it while it's still cheap. I wish evil was more expensive. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted! It's now £3I wish I had UNLIMITED POWER! Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but you can only use 20% of it. I wish I didn't start seriously thinking about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 You become a hammy old super villain like Emperor Palpatine or Davros.You become the anti Rainbow dash I wish for a bomb to destroy REALITY ITSELF! (and no killing me with the rest of reality is not a subversion) Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelsheen Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 (edited) Granted, but someone figures out how to recreate reality, and does it so they are the king of everything, and you are the scullery maid.I wish I had a Kanohi Kaukau. Edited October 29, 2011 by Hahli Historian Quote Current Epic: Life is a Blank - last post Jan. 22 My Library: The Esoteric Athenaeum Member of the Epic Critics' Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, it's infected I wish I was 20% cooler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 (edited) ninja120% of 0 is still 0. I wish I knew what scullery is. Edited October 29, 2011 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Granted, but I've already changed the meaning of every word in the dictionary to raccoon, so it's raccoon.I wish I had a fully functional non-backfireable indestructible Sonic Probe. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 You get a probe for testing a blue supersonic hedgehog. Unfortunately, he doesn't take to being probed very well. Did you know that blue quills hurt as much as regular ones? I wish I could make Sonic R work on my computer! Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Granted, but now nothing else works I wish I had an uncorrupted cupcake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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