The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Trad]

You become insane from the mental strength needed to use it and you eventually destroy yourself.I wish I could control space-time with no disadvantages.

[Geardirector]

Granted, but Dialga and Palkia challenge your for the title and defeat you.I wish I could blink faster

Edited October 19, 2012 by Kopakamidak

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

Granted but you can't stop blinking.I wish I could teleport, and always end up in the exact place and time I want.=)

[Miku Hatsune]

You miscalculate and end up in the middle of the ocean, where you proceed to drown.I wish i had a tazer.

Edited October 20, 2012 by Razorback

[Chro]

It is actually a requirement that law enforcement agents be tased before they can legally carry and use a taser. Same applies to you except that they misjudge the voltage and mistakenly kill you. Oh so sad.I wish that BZP was never offline.

[Miku Hatsune]

It has a servercrash later. Oh so very sad.I wish i had a loyal pet dragon-jester.

[Chro]

Well this one's way easy. It freakin' eats your entire upper half.I wish that your cyborg jester wasn't staring at me like that...

Edited October 21, 2012 by Chro

[Takanuvainika]

Granted, it is eating you instead.I wish I had the power of the mask of creation and the mental ability to use it.

[Geardirector]

You grow insane from the mental focus required to use it.I wish I was awesomer

[Chro]

You are. Everyone is jealous of it and kills you.I wish I had more MOCing parts.

[Geardirector]

Granted, but they're all faulty and extremeley easy to breakI wish I was a Pokémon trainer

[StrobeFlashLite]

Granted, but eventually Tyrannitar eats your face.I wish PeTA would stop making these stupid Nintendo knockoffs made in Flash. (Seriously, I could make some thing than that on Warioware: DIY.)

[Chro]

Instead of flash knockoffs they make actual knockoffs, which then outsell Nintendo's actual games, because the original Pokémon is no match in sales for a story about small animals killing terrible people with elemental powers.I wish that those poor green Koopas never walked off the cliff.

[Miku Hatsune]

They instead turn on you and kill you.I wish you could be my minion.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but since I'm really bad at this and keep breaking your things and unintentionally destroying your plans, you have to choose whether you will kill me or just kick me out... or keep me despite everything because I'm the only minion you have. :)I wish I could, just for once, be the hero instead of just he sidekick.

[Chro]

Being the main hero draws more attention to you, and you are killed first, while your sidekick survives and carries o your legacy of justice. Or tries to. Whatever.I wish I coud draw well...!

[Miku Hatsune]

The only thing you can draw is my avatar. Ahahahaha!!I wish i could buy every console on the market.

[Transcendence]

Granted, but they don't work and you can't return them. I wish I could hear all the future music Evanescence will come with.

[Geardirector]

Granted, but they're long past their due and all the music you hear is an utter disappointmentI wish the world was a better place

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but the people that inhabit it become proportionally worse. But at least everything's prettier now. :)I wish for unlimited magical powers! =D

Edited October 24, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[Geardirector]

Somebody defeats you with the wonder of SCIENCEI wish I could punch people in the face without consequences

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but in exchange your punches become so weak that they're barely noticeable at all.I wish for an awesome jester hat.

[Chro]

It is so awesome that it is radioactive.I wish for a tamed pet squid.

Somebody defeats you with the wonder of SCIENCE

(insert Eridan 'wwhite science' quote here)

[light Laser]

The amount it costs to keep the squid is so much you end up selling it.I wish that the only word in the poster below me post is "why".lets see someone corrupt that.

Edited October 25, 2012 by light Laser

[Miku Hatsune]

Ah ha ha, but no such luck, considering other posters have their own minds, that you cannot control.I wish i could see through walls and in the dark.

[Constructelf]

Granted, you see something that you're not supposed to see and an angey mob chases youI wish I was a better BZPRPGer

Edited October 26, 2012 by Constructman

[Dual Cee]

Yep but in your dream you create a moster that eats youSorry too lateYou are better but you talk too mutch and get bannedI wish that my wishes won't get corrupted

Edited October 26, 2012 by Toa Temporal

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but therefore you create a paradoxon that would totally have made this topic explode in the past. But since nowadays we have hired a whole bunch of demons trying to figure out a way to corrupt your wish nonetheless, I would kindly ask you to be patient while we're working on your request. ^_^I wish for unlimited control over everything.

[Dual Cee]

The control takes to much for your little brain and it explodes I wish that I will live in Silicon Valley

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you soon realize that it's actually very boring.I wish I were a powerful demon from an alternate universe.

[Dual Cee]

God poofs you out of existenceI wish that al stupid humans would dissapear

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. And becuase today's wish-fulfilling entity is convinced that all humans are stupid - congratulations, you are now responsible for the disappearance of the whole human race. :3I wish for an epic adventure!

[Dual Cee]

It is epic but you die because of an heart attack.I wish i had control over all elemental powers

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but in return you have to promise not to use your powers for your own good. And yes, it is a magical promise, which means you really have to stick to it because otherwise you shall be cursed and your powers shall be taken from you again.I wish for a pet demon.

[Constructelf]

Granted, but soon the roles of pet and owner are reversedI wish that Chair entertainment would release Infinity Blade for Android

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it turns out nothing like what you had anticipated. In other words, it's just one great big disappointment.I wish Vampired were real.

[Chro]

Alas, you are 'vampired' to death!I wish astatine was visible.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but all you see is a huge pink fluffy ball. Oh, and it sparkles! =DI wish I had a unicorn.

[Dual Cee]

U get one but it is infected by a zombieI wish i was smarter

[Chro]

You become insane from the mental strength needed to use it and you eventually destroy yourself.

See above.I wish I could find a head for a current WIP MOC.