The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it malfunctions and sends you to earth in the age of the dinosaurs. One lucky Dino meets you and has one delectable meal...I wish they brought back good ol' Tyson in the current Beyblade anime, because that would be awesome.

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, but he's horribly written and nothing like he was before.

 

I wish Constructman had his Handsome Wolves back.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but they're dead.I wish people in the G & T 'Steal the Mask' game would stop having different characters help them and just steal the Ignika themselves... seriously, it's getting annoying...

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but they began using insanely OP WOMDs to get it.I wish to be Spider-Man.

[Klak]

You are now Spider-Man, but in the "Spider-Carnage" -verse. Enjoy going insane enough to desire to destroy reality!

 

I wish he wasn't Spider-Carnage!

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, he is now Bizarnage, some strange alternate reality mash-up of Bizzarro and Carnage, and as a result is even more insane and has an even greater urge to destroy reality.

 

I wish I was orange.

[Chro]

You are orange. Everyone looks at you strangely.

 

I wish Zy wasn't orange.

Edited December 17, 2012 by Chro

[Vakama-san]

Granted, he's now a slightly different shade between yellow and red.I wish I had an HMS Dranzer.

Edited December 17, 2012 by Vakama-san

[Wordmeister]

Granted. It blows up. Only you're in a time loop, and are forced to relive the experience for eternity.

 

I wish I was NORMAL Spider-man.

[Constructelf]

Granteed, you're normal Spiderman. But then you get transported to the 2099 universe. The Spiderman of that Universe mistakes you for an enemy and kills you.I wish that I was a one man band.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you stink at it an are jailed for disturbing the peace.I wish that all sicknesses would go away.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

All of humanity goes away, and the sickness goes with it.

 

I wish I could write many long, amazing stories in only a matter of hours.

 

=)

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you have no way of sharing them.

 

I wish I had a replica Majora's Mask.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but it breaks while being shipped to your house.I wish I had a Pie that wasn't Pie Flavored.

[Hordaki]

Granted, it has no flavor.

 

I wish I wasn't stressed right now.

[Wordmeister]

Granted. You're stressed forever after it's moment, though.I wish that the freaks of this world would disappear.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but they reappear in your house.

 

I wish I could talk to animals.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but they can't understand you.I wish I had some Icecream.

[Canis Lycaon]

Granted, but that is all you can eat for the rest of your life. In vanilla only. Without any toppings.

 

I wish I had every Bionicle set ever released and this wish didn't end with anything negative happening to me physically.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, every one of those sets melt before your very eyes.I wish I didn't have to take out the trash.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but it starts piling up and blocks all the exits of your house.

 

I wish I had an Olmak.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you end up like Vezon.I wish I had a pet visorak.

[Great Being Velika]

Granted, but It bites you and you die.

I wish I was makuta

Edited December 20, 2012 by Great being Velika

[Hordaki]

Granted, so you get hit by a moon.

 

I wish I was Tahu.

[Lord Nektann]

Granted, Right before he dies of old ageI wish for a vacation to Europe

Edited December 20, 2012 by Lord Nektann

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you're robbed and killed while you're there.I wish cosplay Akatsuki cloaks were cheaper to buy.

[Great Being Velika]

Granted, but it falls apart when you get it.

 

I wish I was Morgan Freeman.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you find you hate the life of a celebrity.I wish the USA was out of debt.

[Canis Lycaon]

Granted.

 

I wish the US was in debt.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but only by $00.01.I wish my I was immune to sickness.

[Wordmeister]

Granted. Your eyeball is now immune to any sickness. However, your eyeball is immune because it is the only part of your body with an immune system. The rest of you is constantly sick and plagued by agonyI wish I wasn't so cruel.

[Hordaki]

Granted. You're less cruel by 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%.

 

I wish I had the Ocarina of Time.

[Wordmeister]

Granted. It blows up.I wish for all of Hordaki's wishes to blow up.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but it only affects the things I've already wished for. So my future wishes can't blow up.

 

I wish people would stop blogging/tweeting/whatevering about the apocolypse.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, I want that too.I wish more people knew who Tyson Granger from the original Beyblade series is.

Edited December 21, 2012 by Vakama-san

[Canis Lycaon]

Granted, but they all hate him.

 

I wish CUUSOO reviews were shorter.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, but only by one letter.I wish the Library near my house had a better selection of manga.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but they are all checked out and lost by a bunch of noobs.I wish there were more Transformers fans on here.

[Blair the Cat]

Granted, but they soon become zombies who wipe out everything on earth.

 

I wish that this wish not be corrupted.

[Timelady Gallade]

You suffer the same fate as me when I asked for pie-flavoured pie. :?

 

I wish I could find my pie-flavoured pie wish. Or for Pie-flavoured pie.