IcarusBen Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. It's benevolent, but boy, is it UGLY! I wish that I was a genie, with no responsibilities, one who isn't bound to a master, one who is impervious to all harm, is not affected by wishes but can still grant my own and suffers no negative side effects from his geniedom. (I'm going to make this wish corruption-proof.) Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vrokorta Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 For being so invincible, the other genies ban you from being a genie and you lose everything. Nothing is incorruptable, not even marshmallow men (Ghost Busters[for anyone who didn't know where I got it from]). I wish I could fix corrupt wishes. Quote If you use correct grammar in your posts (or try hard to), place this in your signature. Join Myst's campaign for correct grammar usage on BZPower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. I wish Vrokorta no longer had the power to fix corrupt wishes. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. I wish that I was a genie, with no responsibilities, one who isn't bound to a master, one who is impervious to all harm, is not affected by wishes but can still grant my own, is unaffected by other genies but can also affect other genies myself, and suffers no negative side effects from his geniedom. Take THAT. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted, But you eventually get bored of your god job sooner or later. I wish that I could bake more efficiently. Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vrokorta Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted, but other people don't like you cause they're jealous. I wish TheGeekIgnika didn't corrupt my wish. Quote If you use correct grammar in your posts (or try hard to), place this in your signature. Join Myst's campaign for correct grammar usage on BZPower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. But he didn't. I wish for physic powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. Your new psychic insight is so overwhelming, that you become dysfunctional, and are locked in a mental facility. I wish I could live in a cave at the bottom of the deepest part of the ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vrokorta Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. But he didn't.Then it's IcarusBen's fault for letting him have the wish. Back to wishes. Your cave is shark infested. I wish I had a golden mask. As in, a real one that I can wear and use. The first ones that gave all the powers during the bohrok swarms. Quote If you use correct grammar in your posts (or try hard to), place this in your signature. Join Myst's campaign for correct grammar usage on BZPower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted, you have Tahu's golden mask. But he comes and kills you for taking it. I wish for a pet squirrel with magic powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. It's powers are extreme intelligence and invincibility, and it destroys the world (and you). I wish that IcarusBen could NEVER BE A GENIE. Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Granted. As much as I hate to say it, ( ) he becomes a god instead. I wish all the love my generation has for modern pop music ceased to exist and they began worshipping Freddy Mercury. (He's dead, but you know what I mean.) Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 With my godly powers, I granteth thy wish. There iseth a cult of those who worshippeth Freddy Mercury. I wisheth that TheGeek wasn'teth entitledeth to an opinion. Eth. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vrokorta Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted, but everything explodes! (since I don't know what to say about the wish) I wish IcarusBen would stop talking in a way that's hard to understand. Quote If you use correct grammar in your posts (or try hard to), place this in your signature. Join Myst's campaign for correct grammar usage on BZPower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Grant. Me talk basically. Neat. I wish I talk confuselike. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vrokorta Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted, but now not even you can understand yourself! I wish I didn't have to get up so early in the morning to do school. Quote If you use correct grammar in your posts (or try hard to), place this in your signature. Join Myst's campaign for correct grammar usage on BZPower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted. You have to get up even earlier, to go to prison. I wish I started aging in reverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vrokorta Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 And you disappeared....................................................................................... I wish I had an olmak. Quote If you use correct grammar in your posts (or try hard to), place this in your signature. Join Myst's campaign for correct grammar usage on BZPower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Granted, but Cave Johnson steals it and uses it to make the first portal gun. I wish for a violin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Granted. You end up being absolutely terrible at it and the people boo you out of everywhere. (Sorry if that seemed too harsh) I wish I was entitled to an opinion. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Granted, but is is disregarded by everyone. I wish Majora's Mask 3D was out now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Granted, but it was just a big prank by Nintendo. A very heavily laden and convincing prank. I wish The Asylum got approved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Granted, but no one even makes a profile. It is the greatest flop in RPG history. I wish I knew where Suvak was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vrokorta Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 (edited) Granted, but when you find Suvak, Suvak explodes. I wish you could customize pokemon in the games.(from my sister) Edited January 20, 2015 by Vrokorta 1 Quote If you use correct grammar in your posts (or try hard to), place this in your signature. Join Myst's campaign for correct grammar usage on BZPower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Granted. You can now change the word Pokemon into various fonts. I wish everyone loved "The Asylum." Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Granted. It turns out to be a vicious plot by the Illuminati to control everyone in the world and chaos ensues. I wish The Academy wasn't filled with idiots and The LEGO Movie was nominated for Best Animated Feature. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Granted. It loses to Big Hero 6. I wish I could graduate early. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tahukan Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Granted, But by a fluke of unfortunate luck you die a year after I wish to be pyrokinetic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Granted. You're able to generate fire from your hands. Sadly, you aren't immune to fire and kill yourself by accident. I wish BIONICLE was real. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tahukan Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Granted the bohrok destroy the planet eradicating all life i wish to have no wish to have granted but this wish of not having a granted wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Uh.... Granted? I wish all the parts of BIONICLE that wouldn't cause harm were real. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tahukan Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Granted everything is powerless and made of foam sadly the foam combusts under high heats causing them all too be banned from the planet i wish to not be lazy when making comics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Granted. However, when it comes to anything that isn't comic related, you are Incredibly lazy. I wish I wasn't always tired in the morning. Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nescent Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Granted. Every morning you awaken with extreme, exhausting energy. I wish I could live on a cloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 (edited) Thine wish has been granted, but you immediately fall down from the sky wave, falling into a nuclear reactor. Your genes were just right, however, and after the ensuing nuclear explosion, you emerge, changed and powered with deathly powers, the radiation rotting your brain, losing some organs and feeling the need to make yourself whole. To do this, you begin eating people, thus becoming a godly super-powered zombie that has lost all intellect, thenceforth making you an unstoppable scourge upon humanity that has no idea who he is. I wish I had more presidential golden coins (I only have Thomas Jefferson). Edited January 17, 2015 by Iaredios Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Granted, you have fourty-three... more Thomas Jeffersons. I wish Toa of Plasma Screen Television were canon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jobber Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 (edited) Granted, but it costs several lives.I wish someone would suplex me into a kitchen sink. Edited January 17, 2015 by Chasm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Granted. You, however, are a very dirty sink. I wish I was king of everything. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Granted, but everyone revolts against you and beheads you, your skull being taken as a holy relic to loyalists that strive to restore your empire. (Empire makes more sense then kingdom. ) I wish I could take a real-life tour of Tamriel from the Elder Scrolls in a ghost-like form, being unaffected by the many dangerous things and thenceforth going home unharmed back in my tangible body. Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Granted, but you get soul-trapped and get stuck in the Soul Cairn. Forever. Well, for perhaps a few hours. I wish I had an untampered New York pizza that was simply perfect. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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