The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Matoro is replaced so lego doesn't have to spend money on molding a sand blue Akaku.

 

I wish for a MNOGII style Hafu Taipu set.

[The Editor]

Granted. It's a two-dimensional printout because it's in the MNOG style, which is pixels on a computer screen.

 

I wish I'd discovered BZP earlier than just before my exams so I wouldn't be addicted to it right now

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted. You get addicted to it when you are a parent and your child(s) begin misbehaving in order to get your attention. 

 

I wish I had the latest BZPower spinny. 

[The Editor]

Granted, but I'm the genie granting your wish and I do not understand what a "spinny" is. I fire a rhotuka spinner labelled "BZP" at you, and your mind's analysing powers go haywire. The load of G1-G2 connections, anatomical hypotheses on matoran, and retroactive canonization polls your brain generates drives you insane.

 

I wish for a lime Faxon for my MOCing. And a blue one too,

Edited September 20, 2015 by The Editor

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but all parts cast in lime are brittle due to some cooling error. The axle also breaks off so the mask can't attach to anything.

 

I wish for a metallic green Great Mahiki. 

[Petewa]

Granted. Mask Collector own's it, not you.

 

Wait, did you edit that in GIMP or Photoshop? 

 

 

Granted, but that means the Jaller & Gukko set is replaced by Vohon and a brick built stall. It gets even better/worse from there, he travels to Karzahni, loses his Kakama and instead of getting a mask of fate, he gets a mask of... Hypnotism. With googly spiral eyes and a pendulum serving as a wispy beard. Vohon becomes overpowered since he mind controls the Piraka into giving the mask of life to them and they return home to Metru Nui, revive Mata Nui and the story ends in 2007.

 

Now, I wish for an Amaya set. 

Neither, T1S did.

 

You fixed it for me.

 

I wish for a bagel.

[Naota Takizawa]

###### that wish, you're getting a sled dog for dinner.

 

I wish for an Ace Attorney crossover with Bionicle. 

[Volatile]

Lego doesn't research that and the crossover ends up being .

 

I wish that I had the actual grand titan (ya know. The big red robot from exo-force)

[Bonkle]

Granted, it's piloted by Takeshi, who gets mad when you just look at him wrong and he steps on you.

 

I wish for the Alpha Team 4794 set.

Edited September 21, 2015 by Bonkle

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's made from a mishmash of lego bricks, giving it an inconsistent colorscheme.

 

I wish to join the alpha team.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you are Crunch, who gets replaced after Mission Deep Sea.

 

I wish to join the alpha team.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you are Cammy, who gets kicked off the team in the events of Deep Freeze.

 

I wish to join the ultra agents.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you are Max Burns, the plainest and lamest of all the agents.

 

I wish to join the (2008-2009) Agents.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are renamed agent airwatcher. You are stuck in a guard tower looking for enemy planes while everyone else goes on cool missions.

 

I wish I had all the life on Mars sets.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you get a bunch of the Vega figure instead of all the different aliens. Oh, and all the astronauts are BB. And the Recon RP Mech is the Grand Titan set.

 

I wish I had all of the '06-'07 Spongebob sets.

[Naota Takizawa]

Why must you ruin my sets. T_T

 

Granted, but all the minifigures that come with the sets are spongebob.

 

I wish I could go to mars.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you are teleported there instantly. However, because you don't have a spacesuit, you either explode from the different pressure or suffocate, whichever you prefer.

 

I wish I had all the Mars Mission sets.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but all the minifigures are the life on Mars figures, the green aliens have been replaced by the Turquoise aliens and all the ships are built to look incredibly blocky and have little to no curves.

 

I wish to be an alien.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you arrive on Earth and are immediately (and illegally) persecuted and put under government study. You die during a dissection.

 

I wish to be an '01 style Matoran.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

I wish to be an '01 style Matoran.

 

Then you will be pieces in one of my three bins of Bionicle pieces, the only thing of great use to me being your face as it is thrown into a canister for most of the time, and placed upon all sorts of new faces and theoretical body and armor pieces. Your feet will be toyed around with every now and then in a fusion with other feet from your kinds, and then momentarily ripped apart. Your severed body pieces will see the light of man's tech for a few hours every couple of months, and disappointingly shunned back into the shadows 'till the next time.

 

I wish I could read Jack Kurby's 4th World. After reading reviews, I take that back.

I wish I could read an amazing Darkseid story.

Edited September 21, 2015 by Iaredios Paerkenon

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it causes you to reject Superman and all his fanboys are outraged at your heresy. 

 

I wish to be a matoran. 

[The Editor]

Granted. You're one of the slaves in Karzahni (location) who was sent there because you suffered massive protodermis burns over most of your body. (Karzahni did a poopy job of repairing that, mind you.) After a thousand years of mind-breaking servitude to a mad tyrant, you drown when Gali goes nova there.

 

I wish I was a mutant with superspeed who went to the School for Gifted Youngsters during the Grant Morrison run on the X-men.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but your superspeed causes you to run into a stereotypical bully. You get beat up and thrown through a locker because he has to play up the cliches.

 

I wish I was a crystal gem.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

You do, but you are of the evil variety and you are later harvested and bubbled by a certain afro-wearin' fusion.

 

I wish for more Absolute Sandman books.

[Naota Takizawa]

(Garnet, y u do dis.  )

 

Granted, but you get the books that were dug up on the beach. The pages are falling apart and the ink is leaking.

 

I wish for the newest bionicle book. 

[Daughter of Irnakk]

The newest bionicle book happens to be published fanfiction in which the Toa Mahri are a human magical school girls and fight evil big chinned men.

I wish for more Matorans with different masks, personality and story purposes in the reboot. 

Edited September 21, 2015 by Rokroro

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the matoran wear the most common kanohi of all time, they have negative personality traits and they willingly align themselves with Makuta. The toa refuse to harm these people since it triggers their memories in the form of flashbacks to G1 and Makuta kills the Toa Okoto before going after Ekimu.

 

I wish the protectors were more important. 

[Daughter of Irnakk]

Granted, the protectors are now the heroes of the story. Nothing else changes, they're still as boring inlooks and personality.

I wish your next wish was granted succesfully and without setbacks.

EDIT: Or is that too difficult? Let me know.

Edited September 21, 2015 by Rokroro

[Petewa]

...really? Because I always wish for a bagel...

 

 

Granted. I do get a bagel. Huehuehue...

 

 

I wish for a bagel.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get a bagel, but it's pretty plain and flavorings will cost you your money.

 

I wish for an apple cake and chocolate pie. 

[Daughter of Irnakk]

You get an apple cake just like how you specified. But you just said chocolate pie, so now all of the vacuums of the universe is filled with chocolate pie and we all die for various reasons, primarily drowning in chocolate pie.

I wish that the last wish I made was actually corrupted. (Instead someone just got a bagel without corrupting my wish)

Edited September 21, 2015 by Rokroro

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, I sacrifice your wish to satan and he corrupts it with the power of shadows. It later goes around enslaving all of humanity. Thanks for destroying us.

I wish we could travel back in time to when this wish was made: 

 

I wish the protectors were more important. 

[Daughter of Irnakk]

Wish granted, you now wish for that the protectors are more important. But it's no longer your turn to have your wish granted since I just granted another one of yours from my perspective.

I wish I could win this whole game.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, your prize is... Nothing. Because this game wasn't worth winning.

 

I wish to win Bionifight Infinite

[Volatile]

Granted. But some player gets so mad that he sets you up for cheating and you get banned from the forums indefinitely.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

Granted! You are now a bum that gets money from harvesting dog dung from people's yards. You collect the dung and mold yourself a new friend named Excretion Jerry, your only friend, whom you drag about in a garbage bag you found and emptied of it's trash. To look more poor, you create a bald spot on your scalp by ripping the hair out and sticking it on your face, the make-shift adhesive being dried loogies. now you spend your days standing on the old school grounds, dragging Excretion Jerry about and sharing your fly bites with your former friends.

 

I wish for a life-size fake Kanohi Arthron.

[Daughter of Irnakk]

Oh boy are you lucky! Your wish got granted so hard that you got like five Kanohi Arthron. One elephant-sized, one horse-sized, one hamster-sized and one bacteria-sized. 

I wish the wishes I make in this game actually come true in my reality.

[Petewa]

Granted, but the entirety of the space-time-continuum collapses in on itself.

 

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel.

[Daughter of Irnakk]

Granted, but it's WHEN you get the bagek that matters, you already got your bagel 9-10 posts ago. You already ate it back then, or it's moldy now.

I wish to be the greatest keyboardist of all time.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you are now amazing at typing.

 

I wish to be a soaring champion.