Metal Gear Minun Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!I wish that the last four posts are moot, nulled and voided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Granted, however the next four posts rise in a riot against your wish. You are now overthrown and obsolete in the wishing world. That's some poetic justice there. XPI wish my fishbowl was filled with water! =D Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let's Henshin! Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Dang it Tekulo, that means I still can't post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Gear Minun Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 .... What?I wish Tekulo didn't post his post and that he won't post next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 (edited) ... What?!Granted, Toa Onarax can now post, making his previous posts awkward and making him drop some Proto I wish I wouldn't be afraid of statues anymore (Don't blink, don't blink! Weeping Angels aren't real! Why am I so scared?!) Edited December 29, 2011 by Festus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 granted but now your scared of little puppiesI wish that the polar ice caps would go back to the way they were. Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nav3taX Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 but now your frozen in themI whish i was the unchallenged ruler of the Bronies and everyone was one of us Quote Limbo is switching servers! Please calm you Lava producing farms... Christ. "This will be my finest hour!" - Fulgrim The Phoenician"There is a fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life" - Leonard Church"Pinkie Pie Style" - Pinkie Pie"Oh I know what the Ladies like" - Sgt. Avery Johnson"I'm A madman with a box! Without a box!" - The Doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Zaz Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 (edited) Granted, but the non-MLP folks snap out of it, get drunk, form a mob, storm your castle, mutilate you (while strategically leaving your nervous system and essential organs last so you're alive and can feel it the whole time) with their mouths, mount what's left of your severed head on a stake, set it on fire, and dance around it singing "The king is dead! The king is dead!"I wish Jar-Jar Binks' existence never occurred. Edited December 29, 2011 by Toa Zaz Quote Thank you, BZPower staff. In the past, I wish I showed more appreciation for all that you do. From one Bionicle fan to another, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Granted. They replaced him with hundreds of other random comic relief characters and Star Wars is hated even more.I wish I wouldn't procrastinate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Granted. Now you do everything promptly. Too promptly. You jumped into the elevator before it even came in. I wish that people would read this. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 (edited) [Well that's just great... No one granted my biscuits and gravy.]Granted; but no one can understand it because it's a secret language only you and I can read.I wish for biscuits and gravy. (Again.) Edited December 29, 2011 by Akamai921 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Gear Minun Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Fine but the gravy is way too hot for human consumption, by the time the gravy has cooled the biscuits are way too soggy.I wish I had my own TARDIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Granted. It breaks.I wish for a pretty pink pony! Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 You get it. But it is not Pinkie Pie.I wish it was Twilight Sparkle instead. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Granted. but the introduction of anthropomorphic ponies into the earths delcate ecosystem destroys it, killing us all. I wish we weren't all killed. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObfuscatedCubeEntity Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Granted. I am the only survivor.I wish that I knew what not to wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Granted. However, you still have no idea what to wish for.I wish we were all alive again. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Granted. We're all zombies now, folks.I wish we aren't zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 GRANTED! We're all cats.Whoops.I wish we were alive and well as well as human. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 (edited) Granted. It takes time getting used to being human again. I wish we could rest now. Edited December 29, 2011 by FrozenFlash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Granted....Rest is boring.I wish we could have some exciting non lethal or destructive adventures. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObfuscatedCubeEntity Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 (edited) Granted, you now are on a quest to get your scratched copy of Skyrim fixed.I wish I was invisible, again. Edited December 29, 2011 by Killer_myr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 granted but now your stuck that way and you get hit by a taxi while crossing the streetI wish that i could access kanohi powers Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Granted; you can now access a database containing information on all Kanohi powers. Welcome to the Bionicle Wiki!I wish for (complicated wish inbound:) a falcon soul-bound to myself, able to communicate with and follow directives from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 granted but the falcon dies on a mission you send it onI wish that i could understand what the whole brony thing is about Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Granted. You understand it so well that you join it and become the Supreme Brony Overlord, taking over the world with love and tolerance.I wish trolls wouldn't hate on Bronies and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fluffy Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 (edited) Granted, though now they'll hate on everything else more because of it.I wish my hair was shorter and thicker. Edited December 30, 2011 by Superbionicle Quote "By me... Count Bleck! The chosen executor of the Dark Prognosticus... is Count Bleck! The fine fellow prophesied to come to this dimension... is also Count Bleck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Granted. Your hair is so short and thick rocks couldn't hurt your head.I wish I could meet The Doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Granted. You meet him as you're being held hostage by a Sontaran. They shoot you, mortally wounding you, and the Doctor has to erase your memory.I wish I could play TF2 better than I do. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Gear Minun Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Fine, but you become so obesessed in your quest to become better that you spend $497.89 on weapons and hats and you never play anything else either.I wish I could be better at TF2 without the horrible side effects I mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Granted. Everyone accuses you of cheating, and Valve finds that you have been, so you're banned.I wish you weren't banned. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavion Toa Nuva Of Air Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Granted. Instead of him being banned you are banned.I wish i could never be banned from anything. Quote "I don't fight crime because I want fame and glory. I do it because there are villains who are to powerful for regular police to handle"- Batman 92% of bzpower don't like smooth jazz. If you are part of the 8% who feel sorry for those who don't, copy this and paste it to your signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerMiner Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Granted, but no one is banned, so being banned is the new trend for not being banned. Banning you in the process.I wish time would pass faster.~PowerMiner~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 granted but time goes so fast that the earth dies in a matter of a week I wish that i could form a army of moose Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Granted. The A-Moose Army takes over the world, but deposes you as leader.I wish the person below me joined the Yonulotion. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Granted; but after a moment, I signed my resignation.I wish for a set of Spartan Scout armour designed specifically for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotz Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Granted, but then you realise how bad that armor really is.I wish for the person who corrupts my wish to not corrupt my wish. Quote D U N E W O L F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Granted; but since the wish you made was to avoid corrupting a wish you didn't make, it can't be corrupted in the first place. Therefor, your lack-of-a-wish shall be corrupted with me saying you wished for pizza. And the pizza tastes really bad.I wish Orange Fanta wouldn't go flat so quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeluNumber1 Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Granted, but then when you drink it, the carbonation makes your stomach expand. You explode.I wish I had a private airplane. Quote Why are orange and black such a good color Combination ? Purple is pretty, and so is blue. Pink hurts your eyes, green is quite mellowing, black is very threatning, red is cool, orange is SO awesome, yellow's hard to read... But you can't see white at all! Oh, wait. I forgot brown. Here's my thoughts: If a person tells the truth and says, " I always lie," Is he lying? Or is he telling the truth? And what has a mouth, but no head, and a body, but no torso? Do caterpillars like to tend to supporting colum of stone's every need? Or is that name misleading by nature? Speaking of nature, why are the children of animals called offspring? don't many young beasts come alive in spring, and thus, should be called onspring? Heeeeeeyy..... I got the first post on a page for the first time. Who knows; it may happen again. What the... It did happen again... and again... YEAH! I'M ENCOUNTERING PROTODERMIS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 granted you decide to fly it and forget to get a pilot's license and the FAA impounds your plane I wish that i did not have to get wood for the wood stove every day Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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