PutYaGunsOn Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 You don't lose your life, but your time travel shenanigans still affect history, and thus affect the timeline for the worse. It gets so bad that Barry Allen himself uses his super speed to rip through to our universe from the DC universe just to tell you that you dun messed up. I wish for a Bionicle fighting game that has every single named character from both G1 and G2. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Granted, but they all have the same power set as Ally. I wish for the world. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Granted, you are now stranded in an amusement park called 'the world'. If you had chosen 'the land', it'd probably be a different story. I wish for more misprints of masks. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Granted, but they're ugly. I wish for the land. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Granted, but it swallows you up. I wish for more Lewa. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Granted, Lewa gets an unfinished serial written by Greg. It's about his Bota Magna adventures, but Greg stops shortly after the first chapter. It leaves Lewa dangling from a cliff with a BIONICLE dinosaur biting on his foot. I wish for a deadly pathogen that effects everyone but me. Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Granted, but it affects us by turning us into zombies. We're still here, and we all want to eat your brains. No wait... you're safe.I wish for the Barraki species to be given official names. Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Their official species names are literally "Barraki Species #1-6". I wish I had as much say in Bionicle canon as Greg Farshtey. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Granted, but your decisions are hated by everyone who reads canon that you have created.I wish for a taco. Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 The taco was licked by a Taco Bell employee. I wish for an endless supply of wood. Mahogany. Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Granted, but it's brittle wood. It all breaks as soon as you touch it, and you cannot use any of it.I wish for Aayla Secura minifigures in cheap Star Wars sets. Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Granted, but they're so cheap that everyone else buys them all before you can. I wish my arms were longer so I could reach more things without having to walk over to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Granted, but you always trip over your arms, and you haven't the shoulder strength to lift them. I wish for a shoe. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Granted, but it's the shoe that the old lady from the nursery rhyme lives in.I wish for The Master Chief Collection. Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidron Nuva Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Granted, but there's a typo and you get the MasterChef collection. 136 wonderful episodes.I wish I did not procrastinate so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Granted, but now you don't procrastinate at all. You are constantly doing productive things so that you will have no time to hang out with your friends.I wish for a Stand. Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 I figure you mean Jojo, so you just get a mic stand. Not even a mic. Just a stand for one. I wish for a fresh bowl of the best noodles in Japan. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Granted, but there is skillfully hidden poison in it. You eat it and die.I wish that I were a Power Ranger. Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidron Nuva Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Granted, but you're even more unpopular than the pink one and noone loves you. Granted, but now you don't procrastinate at all. You are constantly doing productive things so that you will have no time to hang out with your friends. That wouldn't be that bad actually since I have no friends to hang out with anyway. I wish for a job as LEGO designer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Granted, but your ideas never result in sets.I wish I could get out of my artist's block. Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidron Nuva Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Granted, from now on you'll have the constant urge to make poor drawings about a racist giraffe. I wish Marvel movies didn't get worse year by year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Granted, but now another movie series you like gets worse year by year.I wish for some money. Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidron Nuva Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Granted. You find two cents on the ground while taking out the trash. Be careful, they're kinda dirty. I wish I was taller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Granted. Your name is now Taller.I wish that my dog's ear infection would go away. Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidron Nuva Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 (edited) Hmm ...no more ear? I actually don't like the idea of making fun of your dog, hope he gets better soon!I wish magic was real. Edited February 25, 2017 by Hidron Nuva Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 To even fathom the basics of this new real life magic would make even the greatest geniuses go insane. You go insane from trying to learn how to cast Magic Missile at the darkness. I wish I could travel to the 1980s for a day. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidron Nuva Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Granted. Earth moves around Sun at the speed of ~30 kilometers per second, and the whole Solar System moves around the Milky Way at ~792,000 km per hour. You do travel to 1980, but you find yourself where you are now, which means you end up in open space and die. I wish for a sunny week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Granted. It's always sunny at Mercury! (On one side, anyway.) I wish my computer was better than a CPU slapped on a potato Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Now it's a CPU slapped on two potatoes. I wish I had my own Gundam. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Granted. You now have one of those Gundam model kits. You break all of the pieces trying to put it together, and it looks like trash.I wish I could catch up on RWBY. Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Granted. I tell you the ending. Now you're all caught up! I wish I knew how to use a sword. Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Granted, but you use it to slice cheese instead of people's heads.I wish for an authentic Irish accent. Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidron Nuva Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Granted, but your wish is granted by a sea witch who demands your voice in exchange.(I'm not sure if this is right, technically I did not corrupt the wish). I wish for pizza to be available for anyone for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 Granted, but you get pizza that has your least favorite topping on it.I wish that I was old enough to down some Irish flu shots. Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 You're old enough now, but just as you're about to take your first sip, the drinking age is now raised.I wish I had a pet Tarakava that loves me too much to try and kill me. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Granted, but I have a pet Muaka that hates your pet Tarakava. My pet eats yours.I wish to go on an adventure. Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Granted, but you die mundanely during this adventure, and someone else takes the credit for your adventuring. I wish for a wish. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Granted, but your wish is corrupted.I wish for a new pair of shoes. Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Granted, but they've holey soles. I wish for the wish that I wish right now to be incorruptible. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiji Hino Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Granted. Your wish is not corrupted, but you are. You begin a despotic reign of terror over your country, only to die of a nosebleed.I wish that I knew how to paint well. 1 Quote [ The Unofficial capMARVELOUS Theme Song ] [ The Gentlemen (Review) | Go West, Young Agori (Review) | terrible bionicle drawings ] [ BZPower's Bara Magna: Lan | BZPRPG Profiles | Hestala | Bacchus | Catina | Grank ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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