Fractual Forever Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Granted. Sadly, we all never die and continue to be in a slow and agonizing pain for the rest of our lives.I wish humans could travel through space! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Granted; if you'd please step into the cannon and take off your helmet, sir...I wish my internet would stop disconnecting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Granted, your computer crashes, and every other electronic with internet that you use desintigrates.I wish for people to seriously STOP POSTING MLP PICS!!!! It's disturbing! Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Granted; but since I'm obliged to corrupt such a lovely wish by virtue of the game, all the pictures are replaced by Barney smiling very creepily as he stares into your soul. I'm talking pure nightmare fuel, here.I wish to win the lottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Granted. You win two whole dollars. You spend it all in one place, and by doing so, you're going against your familiy's will. You are ashamed of yourself.I wish I could meet Pinkie Pie. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Granted. You break a pinkie promise though. *shudders*I wish people who just can't stand MLP for some reason would suck it up or go away.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Granted. They go away to the moon. Unfortunately, the moon actually is made of cheese and they eventually eat it all. No more moon for us to see at night, not to mention the tidal effects it has on the planet. I wish I was better at drawing. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Granted. Everyone else's drawing skill also increases, however, essentially nullifying your skill increase.I wish I had a throwing knife.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Granted. However, it is imbalanced so the blade never hits your target, but the handle does instead.I wish Billy Mays was still alive and doing commercials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Granted. He's mute, though, and simply holds up signs.I wish I had a sharkopus.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Granted. But what's this? YOU are the sharkopus!I wish to end world hunger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Granted. The world eats all mankind and is now full.I wish The Hub would from now on show only MLP.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. The economy around the world collapses because everyone's too busy watching the ponies.I wish I had unicorn magic. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBBBalta Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. Unfortunately, Voldemort drinks your blood to become immortal. You die.I wish I had every Kanohi. And that they actually worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. However, right when you try to use them, the matoran you gave your Toa Stone to activates it and becomes a Toa, so all your power is drained and you become a Turaga, and cannot use great masks.I wish Capslock was changed to BILLY MAYS MODE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. However, Billy Mays copyrights the button and everyone gets sued.I wish I had a pet platypus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 granted you have a zombie platypusI wish for complete control of the earths properties Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted, but the sky and water team up to take you down as a result.I wish for a Goat Potato with spider legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. It is a mountain goat potato. Your house is far too flat for its liking and it hops away on its many legs to the mountains. You never see it again. D=I wish I had a giant hat. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. The giant takes it back and crushes you.I wish I had something to eat.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted; here's that live cat you ordered.I wish he'll eat the plate instead of the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. It's made of fine china, so now his mouth is bleeding like crazy.I wish I could control my temptations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted, now everyone is jealous of how you never get in trouble and eats you.I wish for a spaceship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. Your space ship is sentient and notices that you have severe anger issues due to your previous corruption. Your ship imprisons you for many a year and your sanity slips away. You pass the time by playing tic-tac-toe with yourself. You always seem to lose, however, so you move onto the next pass-time which is playing checkers, again with yourself. Due to your constant losing streak, you finally decide to break out of prison. You manage to accomplish this by using a toothpick, some rocks and a super heat ray that can melt through the metal bars (they didn't do that good of a job in security. Who knew?). Anyway, you make it up to the bridge and put the ship into "manual control" instead of "AI Automatic" thus nullifying the sentience of the space ship. This is all fine and dandy until you realize that you have no idea how to pilot said space ship and you crash it into Saturn, totaling your ride (which is odd because Saturn is a gas planet... Who knew?). Anyway, you're trapped there for the remainder of your life, which you spend playing connect four with yourself (and for the strangest reason you still always seem to lose).I wish I could play Heroica with everyone. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 (O_O that was an extreme corruption..)Granted, but not everyone can play with you.I wish for...a GIANT. METALLIC. SCULPTURE. OF TAHU. IN MY FRONT YARD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. It rusts though.I wish for a Komau.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. It eats you.I wish I knew what a Komau was. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 (edited) Granted. You now know it is the Mask of Mind Control and feel foolish.I wish I was an armadillo. - Edited February 7, 2012 by Burnmad: Toa of Emoticons Quote Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted, but due to a series of unfortunate events you end up in a zoo.I wish I could understand and speak every language Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. But due to a series of unfortunate events, you end up in a carnival as a side show. You're up after the bearded lady and the bear wrestler. Unfortunately, they both quit, so you have to take their roles as well. You end up wrestling a bear with your beard of might in several different languages. I wish I was at the Carnival so I could see that. XD Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted, but the bear kills the poor side show, so you just get soaked in blood. You better get your money back.I wish I was immortal Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. Enjoy the loneliness that comes from being the last person alive, and watching everyone you've ever loved die.I wish I could come back from the dead as I wished. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted, but did you consider that your body will decay, and therefore not look like the same when you come back?I wish for the ability to know the future Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. The truth of knowing is horrific and you are emotionally scarred. D=I wish I could use my gypsy magic to open up a portal. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it leads to a point of no return. You sure you wanna go there?I wish I was a shapeshifter Edited February 7, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted, but due to a series of unfortunate events, you end up, yet again, as a carnival side-show. The local children always throw peanuts at you, but elephants soon become the dominant race and so those peanuts you've collected have become the new currency. You're rich! Hurray! But wait, a war breaks out between elephants and mice! D= There is some serious Tom and Jerry action going on here (but replace Tom with an elephant and you'd be closer). The mice and elephants demand to know what side you are on as a shapeshifter would prove to be quite the war weapon. You are then voted not to be human, and therefore are stripped of all of your civil rights and free will and are auctioned off to the highest bidder (the currency still being peanuts). I wish I had a lot of peanuts to save Taka from this unfortunate fate (and plus having a shapeshifter butler is always a bonus.... cough) Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. I have one more than you though.I wish Taka would stop trying to escape. DX- Quote Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted, but only because she (I) would see that it would always get worse. This drives her mad. Yay. ._.I wish I would be spared of such a tragic fate. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted. You are hit by a bus.I wish they'd send me a new shapeshifting butler ._.- Quote Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Granted, but what you don't know is that it wants to kill you - oh wait, is that a knife in your back?I wish I could reincarnate. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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