Takaru 1111 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Granted, your head is now stuck in a bucket of dry cement, good luck with thatI wish for a pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Granted. It's a microscopic one.I wish we could see our rank images. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Granted, they now take up the whole screen, and you can't see what you typing,I wish more people would listen to my music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Granted, but they all hate it.I wish for ghost tricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Granted, but they are lame.I wish I had an Aperture Science sentry turret that wouldn't shoot me. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Granted, but it shoots a bucket of hot oil above your head, splashing you with itI wish for a set form of the MU robot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Granted, it's the lame CUUSOO version.I wish I had a defective Aperture Science sentry turret. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 (That's what I wanted?)Granted, but it's so defective that when it tries to shoot you, it explodesI wish for all of the 16 elemental mask powers to be revealed (so far, we only have 3: light, shadow, and gravity) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Granted, however, it turns out they are all rather uninteresting, as the rest of the elements are the first thirteen elements of the periodic table of elements.I wish more blue Jolly Ranchers came in a bag of Jolly Ranchers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 They are poisioned.I wish that Mario had never defeated me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Which Is Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted, but yoshi does.I wish for some pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Your pizza seems to be a 2-sided, peculiarly shaped one..with eyes...Uh-oh.I wish i had a pop tart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Wish Granted, you are given a tart, and it's "pop" is an explosion equivalent to a 13 ton nuclear warhead.I wish for a FAMAS. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted, but you have to mail order the ammo, and every bullet costs 1000 dollars, plus the 10,000 dollar shipping.I wish I had a M1 Abrams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 You get the corpse of Abraham Lincoln.I wish i had a dragon that wears a jester hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted, but a random demon jester comes along and steals the dragon's hat. The dragon, now feeling very small and scared immediately runs off to hide in a dark cave.I wish I had a winged helmet. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 You recieve a extra small WingCap.I wish i was a demon jester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted; the angel jester comes and kills youI wish I was a toa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted, but a moon crushes you.I wish I were a hero. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted, but you're not good at it.I wish I was a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 (edited) Granted, but nobody eats you, therefore making your existence pointlessI wish that The Mafia (one of my characters) would have an epic duel with Heuani (Nuju Metru's current active character) and eventually steal his mask Edited August 9, 2012 by Constructman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Wish Granted, immediately after stealing it, he takes it back and defeats you.I wish for an ipod touch. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted, but it does not respond to your commands.I wish for an epic adventure! Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Dawg Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted but it was a short one.I wish for a wish. Quote I'm just ToaD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted, but it's corrupted, so you don't get what you want. =/I wish I were a shapeshifter Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 (edited) Granted. You can only shift into your original form and of an illegal drug.I wish I would exercise. Edited August 9, 2012 by Toa of the Nova Corps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted, but you overdo it and end up looking like the hulk, minus the green skin.I wish I had shining white armour Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted. It's so shiny, it makes everyone blind.I wish I could turn myself and my voice female at any time, without getting caught or stuck in one form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted, but sometimes it happens without you wanting to do so, which leads to some rather embarassing encounters.I wish for a fish Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted, but the fish does nothing but sing Aloha 'Oe all day and night.I wish I had the DLC characters and costumes in Street Fighter X Tekken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted, the data is corrupt and it crashes your hard drive.I wish I had a non-sentient servant robot that would do whatever I told it to without rebelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted, but due to the fact that you have to tell it what to do every time, a robber breaks into your house and it doesn't know what to doI wish that I had a boomerang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted, but it's made out of lead and thus rendered useless. Also, have fun with the blood poisoning!I wish for some chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Wish Granted, but it is still alive.I wish I had a .357 magnum. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted, but it has no bullets.I wish I was a sandvich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Granted, The Heavy eats you. His digestive system is extremely disgusting >_<I wish I could hire The Heavy as a personal bodyguard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Granted, but he kills everyone you care about.I wish that I had a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Granted, you wished to have a wish to not have any wishesI wish for a dish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 You get a dish, but it breaks once you get it.I wish for a fish on a dish. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Granted, but it is still alive, and flops off the dish and back into the sea.I wish people could accept that The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises are both good movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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