Ankarus Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Granted. Sadly, most of the posts are spam. I wish that I could erase all annoying commercials. Quote Are you ready?The Clone Wars are back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 GRANTED! IT'S ALL BILLY MAYS NOW! HE'S FAR MORE INTERESTING!I WISH I COULD SELL STUFF LIKE BILLY MAYS! Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Granted. You now also share the current state of living that Billy Mays currently has. That is, dead.I wish there were no such thing as violence. Kind of ironic coming from a guy with a Clockwork Orange avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Granted, but now the military and policemen are all unemployed...thanks a lot. I wish I would actually get enough sleep for once. Quote My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lorax Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Granted, you go into a coma. I wish Snelly would wake up for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Granted, but it's in an alternate dimension.I wish I could fly. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 You believe you can fly ...Till you got shot down by the FBYAll you wanted was a bag of chipsBut now they've gone and broken your hips. I wish that my wish was corrupted in rhyme. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Granted! It's corrupted in time! Oh you meant rhyme? Sorry.I wish that time and thyme didn't sound the same. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 You get the stupidity beaten out of you by an angry noob who obviously isn't me. I wish Maku got pudding. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Granted, it's sugar free. I wish I had a Death Note. (If you don't know what that is look it up at least before you grant my wish.) Quote My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 You accidentally write GregF's name while trying to remember it.I wish I was a cheesemaker. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Granted, you literally become a cheese making machine. I wish that I could have a lifetime supply of cheese. Quote My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Granted! The moon hits you on the head. Wait, it's made of rock? Oops.I wish there was a border between Mexico and Canada. (Kudos to anyone who gets that reference) Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 (I somewhat see what you did there) Granted, but the United States gets angry, and takes over both countries. I wish my beard grew longer. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 (edited) It starts to grow at 1 inch per min, and keeps growing and growing and growing.... I wish I was a Toa of Air. Edited November 1, 2011 by Snelly Quote My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 (edited) Granted, but very few can understand you, because of your treespeak. I wish I was industructable, and could turn invisiable at will. Edited November 1, 2011 by taku nova of planet earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Granted, but people bump into you a lot, and you get lonely being the last person to live through the apocalypse.I wish I could decide. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 (edited) Granted, you decide to stop want-wishing I wish that I could speak-talk proper English again instead of tree-talking. Edited November 2, 2011 by Snelly Quote My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Granted! You now are fluent in gibberish.I wish more religion was eradicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankarus Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Granted, but it's Greek mythology that is diminished. I wish that there would be no more awkward wishes like the one above. Quote Are you ready?The Clone Wars are back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 The mighty Tohu rejects your wish.I wish Bionicle would return to its former glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 You go back in time to the year 2000. I wish I had too much lego. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 You drown. In plastic building toys.I wish that I knew what to make for breakfast. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 You know you should make sushi for breakfast. Sadly, you have no idea how.I wish I could fly like a bird! Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Granted, you are now a nuclear warhead.I wish that I could establish a moon base. Quote My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Matata Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Granted, except you left your suit on Earth, suffocated and died horribly.Just kidding.Granted, but you are never allowed back to Earth unless there is an emergency because you have a Moon Base to take care of.I wish that the PlayStation Vita could just come out already! Quote Three on Three - Memoirs of the Dead - Winner!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snelly Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 (edited) Granted, but they're put on recall when they are found to be defective, and Nintendo buys Sony.I wish that I had an unlimited supply of minions. Edited November 2, 2011 by Snelly Quote My Bzprpg Profiles, Ghosts of Bara Magna Skyra | Hakari | Oceanna | Taleen | Arisaka | Zanakra | Kaminari | Drakkar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Granted! But they're all like Thrasher. (Skulduggery Pleasant reference)I wish I had super-powers! Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 GRANTED! You can shapeshift. Into a dead raccoon. Unfortunately, you can't shapeshift back.I wish I could control Energy and had complete control over my control. (CONTROLCEPTION!!!) Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Granted but someone else controls your control over your control.I wish Icarax was loyal to Teridax Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simulacrum Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 (edited) Granted, but then Gorast is loyal to misirex, and kills them both.I wish that the world was perfect. Edited November 2, 2011 by Lord Darkon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 You spontaneously combust.I wish I had a monkey's paw, the wishing sort to be exact. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Granted, but Anthony Horowitz kills you.I wish I created a theorem which explained relativity. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simulacrum Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Granted! And then your head explodes.I wish we were visited by NICE aliens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Granted! But they are kidnapped by Silurians, who pretend to be them, and KILL YOU!I wish for a Total Event Collapse. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portalfig Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Granted, all events are totally collapsed, leaving you everywhere at once. With a banana. In a monkey suit. FOREVA. (wat)I wish that my wishes weren't corruptible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Your face get's corrupted instead.I wish Nuju ascended to a higher plane of existance. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 (edited) Granted! But you get no more wishes.I wish that wasn't so easy... I didn't have to think at all...EDIT: STINKIN NINJAS!!Granted, The plane of existance has complete control over you. And Nuju don't like you.I wish I had a pizza of normal size and shape that wasn't burnt that I could eat. Edited November 2, 2011 by King Joe Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roablin Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 You could eat it and it got you sick.I wish I had a trillion bazillion quintillion plexigoooglion wishes and they all came true and i lived happily ever after and nothing went wrong and I went to heaven and I loved every second of my life and it all was real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 GRANTED! Owait, I accidentally gave it to your <insert close relative here>. So sorry...I wish that I didn't lose my call... Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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