The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Fractual Forever]

Granted, but you lost your cell phone instead.I wish there was no war, and people would love and tolerate instead!

[The Invisible Handman]

They love and tolerate the poop out of each other.I wish I knew how that even works.

[- JL -]

Granted, but then you try to experiment on it so much to find new things you become vile and selfish, trapping all those nice people in cages, and when they finally break out with help of some random hero, they poop on you.I wish I was in america.

[The Invisible Handman]

America lands on you.I wish I was in Soviet Russia.

[- JL -]

In soviet russia you aren't in soviet russia.I was American and I were in the same timezone.

[Snelly]

Granted, you are now in America, but since there are 4 different time zones in the US mainland, not including Hawaii and Alaska, all time zones are destroyed, there is now one single time zone, and the world is thrown into utter chaos.I wish people would make better wishes.

[Podu]

Well, yours isn't a good one either. So your wish cancelled your wish, which creates a paradox.I wish I can stop this paradox.

[King Joe]

Wishing to end a paradox creates another paradox.I wish Sonic Generations for PC would hurry and come out! 12 HOURS TO WAIT!!!!

[a goose]

Granted! There's a Total Event Collapse.I wish for Big Bang 2(97).

[King Joe]

It happens. Everyone suddenly remembers that you destroyed the universe and hates you forever.I wish that I could understand this schoolwork I'm doing now.

[Creep Of The Deep]

As you wish, but you did it wrong and you failed. TOO BAD.I wish I could be a Pony.

[King Joe]

You become a pony about to become a pot of glue.I wish that the pony fad would die out.

[Snelly]

It dies out, instead of a fad it is now a religion. I wish I wasn't tempted to actually watch the first episode of My Little Pony just to see what all the fuss is about. (shutters)

[a goose]

Granted! Your are now guilty of mass-brony-murder.I wish bronies would unite and kill King Joe! (No, I am not a brony, I just find the MLP meme funny)

[King Joe]

Granted, but I only become more powerful.I wish people would post in my comic topic.

[The Invisible Handman]

Oh look the server crashed thanks to that popular comic with loads of posts by King Joe, I certainly don't hate him for that or anything.Anyways as for your wish well, you spontaneously combust. BleeehI wish this wish wasn't granted.

[Creep Of The Deep]

Granted, but now your memory has been erased.I wish that Rocka and Breez had a baby.

[a goose]

That's kinda creepy, so I'm going to just not grant it and create a Total Event Collapse.I wish Vinyl Scratch's most recent wish was not returned to existence in Big Bang 2(98).

[Klak]

It doesn't return, but that means that our posts don't return either.I wish they came back!

[a goose]

Granted! But they're full of typos. IRONICALLY, LotTL's posts are all perfectly spelled.I wish the typo-thing was reversed.

[Portalfig]

EDIT: Silly ninjas.Granted, however BZP becomes PZP (Pony Zone Power).I wish I knew why the ponies are so popular.

Edited November 3, 2011 by Portalfig

[Snelly]

You didn't, but you still get blamed for it.I wish that there was a different theme song for every place in the world. And when you enter a said place you'll hear it playing in the background.

[a goose]

Granted! I will now make a worse pun, making yours not-that-bad in comparison.I wish Philadelphia's name wasn't so cheesy.

[King Joe]

Granted! It is now very punny. I wish I owned an enormously successful pizza chain.

[Solaris: Electric Sentinel]

You do, but the successful-ness of your pizza chain wanes, and you file for bankruptcy about five minutes after it started.I wish LEGO would bring BIONICLE back to crush the ponies.

[~Xemnas~]

Granted, but the little girls who loved the ponies have a revolution and conquer us.I wish for a gold hau.

[Creep Of The Deep]

Granted, but it was actually a red Hau with a custom paintjob.I wish that Hero Factory and BIONICLE are combined into a single line.

[Fractual Forever]

Granted. That line has such a terrible storyline that the entire world recycles them.I wish Lego made a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic toy series.

Edited November 4, 2011 by Festus

[The Invisible Handman]

You get your wish, but Habsro, the evil twin of Hasbro, destroys the company in spite.I wish Hapori Tofu descended to the mortal plane of existance.

[Fractual Forever]

Granted, but the mortal world incinerates due to his awesomeness,I wish that Voldemort had a nose!

[spyder ryder]

He gets one, but it is so ugly that he gets plastic surgery which ruins the rest of his face.I wish that Vezon recited every single internet Meme in existance.

[Solaris: Electric Sentinel]

He does, killing us all in the process.I wish I knew what was going on in Vezon's head.

[The Invisible Handman]

Well that's a wish that certainly wont break your brain, except I'm lying and it does and then Vezon kills you because you looked into his head.I wish for lego Homestuck sets

[Fractual Forever]

Wish granted, but the sets were so expensive because they were so freakin' awesome that nobody bought them, making TLG have to close the toy line.I wish that Vezon became a Toa!

[The Invisible Handman]

Vezon becomes the almighty toa of ... CAPS-LOCK, THEREBY MAKING HIM THE COOLEST TOA EVAR AND OVERSHADOWING EVERYONE.I wish I had anawesome theme tune.

[King Joe]

It's so awesome only you can hear it. You get put in an asylum because you're dancing to music nobody else can hear.I wish that certain memes would just DIE ALREADY!!!!

Edited November 4, 2011 by King Joe

[The Invisible Handman]

Oh great you killed the Rage comic faces, happy now?I wish I wasn't forever alone.

[King Joe]

You become a Siamese twin.I wish that my new game wouldn't lag on every graphics setting except the one I can't read anything on.

[The Invisible Handman]

It now lags on all graphic settings, including ones that haven't even been made yet.I wish Nuju taught me his weird bird language.

[Klak]

He does, but you flunk the class.I wish Bionicle was made into a feature film.