Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, however, a rather angry Mazeka has gathered some of his Av-Matoran buddies to come take his swamp strider back...I wish for a donut. Not a poisoned donut, not a radioactively unstable donut, just a normal donut with normal glaze made of normal doughnut dough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Unfortunately, the nor,all doughnut belongs to an unstable murderer who just got out of prison, and is willing to kill to keep his doughnuts. Literally. He kills thou to reclaim the doughnut.I wish I could get some more players in my Alien Conquest RPG. [/shameless plug] Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, but most of them cheat.I wish for a white Christmas where I live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Which Is Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, but it's ALLLL ash, not snow.I wish I was a Hobbit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, you're eaten by a troll.I wish for a samurai sword. Not for actual combat, just decoration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted. You hang it above a doorway, however, one day as you walk under it, it take exactly wrong and decapitates you.I wish for a Nexus 10. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 (edited) Granted, but a ninja steals it.I wish it would snow on Christmas at my house. Edited November 28, 2012 by Takaru 1111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixius Uberius Maximus Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 granted. all 20 feet of it. you freeze.i wish for the ultimate gaming computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, but it malfunctions and blows up.I wish I had Ral Zarek's Planeswalker card. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 You do, but it gets shredded :PI wish I had a never running out watermelon.Mmmmmmmm Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, bur it's the only thing you can eat.I wish to be cool. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 You are so cool you die of frostbite.:PI wish for this wish to be corrupted. Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, but it's corrupted so horribly it disgusts you and you decide you shouldn't have wished for it to be corrupted.I wish that I could have some of the new Nerf Elite guns. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 They aren't what you expected, so you alter them. You get arrested after one of tout altered darts kills someone.I wish for sanity! Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixius Uberius Maximus Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 denied. :Pi wish for the Enterprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timelady Gallade Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 You get the USS Enterprize, but you are Xephos and you get trapped in Minecraftia. DUHI wish wasn't awesome. Quote P̴̡͘r̛̕a̵͟i̷͞s͢͠é̴̢̛̕ ̛͡t̴̶̨͞h͢҉̶e̢͟ ̸̢͢͠R͢é̷͏̶d̸͘͞ ̴͟͡͏͞a͞n̶̛̕̕҉d̶͠͞͞ ̶̡̧B̷̛l̀҉a҉̢́͟c̕͠k̢͠ ̶̸̡͟͢Ģ͞͝͏͝ó̕d̛͢͢͡͠.̧҉.̷̧̛͟͞.̀҉̴̧̨̧̡Minecraft username: furno5943 3DS Friend code: 5043 2524 8032 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted. However, you are so non-awesome that everybody shuns you, and you live the rest of you life as a hermit.I wish that I was good at MOCing. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Denied.I wish that I had more time to MoC and write. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havelock Vetinari Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Done! The Mi-Go come down from far Yuggoth and steal your brain. They place it in a metal cylinder...you are effectively immortal.You also have no body and will go insane. Have fun. I wish Star Wars would use logic. Quote I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Denied. I mean, granted, but it becomes super bland. Should have denied it.I wish that I could play every single musical instrument in existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Done! The Mi-Go come down from far Yuggoth and steal your brain. They place it in a metal cylinder...you are effectively immortal.You also have no body and will go insane. Have fun. I wish Star Wars would use logic.Um...What? Where you granting my wish, 'cause that has nothing to do with it. And Star Wars does use logic!Denied. That's just not possible.I wish for my life to stay normal. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, but it never changes. Ever.I wish people would make sure they see the last post of a topic before posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanosuit User Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, but they also hunt and kill who ever posted the last postI wish that someone will corrupt my wish that I will be supreme Warlord of the universe that none can oppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Denied.I wish for candy.Denied.I wish for candy. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Your denied wish is somehow fragmented and cannot be answered.I wish for an hafuihufgovughre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 (edited) Granted, but the genie doesn't know what a "hafuihufgovughre" is, so you get turned into a potato instead.I wish Aerolon's avatar was less creepy. Edited November 29, 2012 by The Zytrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Nah.I wish I was a Jedi. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixius Uberius Maximus Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 granted, you are killed by Darth Revan, ALL HAIL THE REVANCHIST!i wish for a time machine, preferabley disguised as a tellephone booth, or Delorean.GREAT SCOTT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, but it explodes.I wish people corrupt wishes, instead of just denying them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 (edited) Granted, but that's the actual point of the topic - granting wishes in a way so that you actually sort of deny them.But since you wished for wishes to be corrupted INSTEAD of denied, they're now literally corrupted: all rusty and moldy and disgusting, instead of just taking a turn for the worse - the wish-cleaning-up-squad will hate you for that. I wish for a goldfish. Preferably a radioactive mutant goldfish :3 Edited November 29, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 (edited) Your new goldfish eats you.<br /><br />I wish that the nerd who answered my last wish realized that I was not a killable Jeri. Edited November 29, 2012 by DeltaStriker Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, now the poster who corrupted your wish did it all on purpose to make you think he didn't know you are not a killable Jedi. I wish that the average corruption in here would be longer than just a single line. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted. However, the average rate of corruption blah blah blah blah that does not blah blah blah blah blah. Now if you blah blah blah blah blah blah times the speed of a snail cubed blah blah blah add pi and blah blah blah two hundred an thirty. blah blah blah blah blah grapes. OK? I wish people were fluent in blahnese. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted. However, people develop thousands of different dialects of blahnese. Everyone speaks a different dialect, and nobody can understand each other. Some diplomacy goes horribly wrong, and a nuclear war is kicked off. The planet explodes from all the detonated nukes, and we all die. I wish I had a Covenant carrier. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted, but it also has a full ship of Covies. They rip you limb from limb and then feed you to the Jackals, just for kicks. I wish for a frigate similar to the Normandy from Mass Effect. Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted. It crashes. I wish for A's in all classes for the whole time that I will be in school. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted, but you are expelled 'cause people think tor cheating.I wish for sleep. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixius Uberius Maximus Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 granted, but you sleep through your house exploding. you never woke up.wow, where did all these grim-dark ideas come from? i wish for an unlimited library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted. I can't corrupt that cause that would be awesome to have.I wish for no more school. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 (edited) Granted, now you have to go to a communist controlled 'education center.'I wish I had a 3DS. Edited November 30, 2012 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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