The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[TheSkeletonMan939]

Granted, but you go insane one day. And you lose control over matter and a bunch of bad stuff happens.

 

Oh well. That's the way it goes.

 

I wish for the power to know the answers to all my homework.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but the teacher accuses you of cheating and you are kicked out of school.I wish that I could completely control time.

Edited December 8, 2012 by DeltaStriker

[avmatoran]

Done. However, you screw up miserably and destroy all of time and space.

 

I wish for the power to control the state of matter of plasma, and turn anything into plasma.

[Constructelf]

Granted. Everything you TOUCH gets turned into plasma. Good luck with that, Plas-Midas.I wish that I was a Jedi.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you become a Sith and are publicly executed for your crimes.I wish that the Dinosaurs weren't extinct.

Edited December 8, 2012 by DeltaStriker

[Hordaki]

Granted. But now the human race is extinct because we couldn't stop them.

 

I wish I could concentrate better.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you concentrate so much you go insane and are forced to live out the rest of your life in an Asylum.

 

I wish for people to understand that, scientifically, the Big Bang Theory is not possible, and the universe formed by different means.

[avmatoran]

Denied, as that could go into theological territory, as I am tempted to do.

 

I wish I had a Thermal Visor.

[Timelady Gallade]

You get it, but it fuses with your head and you go blind and then you go fall into the Grand Canyon.

 

 

I wish my papercraft skills were better.

[Constructelf]

Granted, but both your hands get cut off by Anakin Skywalker. Good luck with that.I wish that I had. Wicked Laser Krypton s3 with a lasersaber attachment.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you have no idea how to use it.

 

I wish you a merry Christmas.

[Protodite Karzahni]

Granted but now Christmas is the only day where people may be merry. Every other day is filled with untold misery and strife, reducing productivity around the world. People stop caring and just wish every day could be Christmas. This one day is too fleeting though and the merriness stops once people figure out just how little joy they get each year.I wish the world could be a more positive place.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. The world is now the most positive, joyful, happy and bright place you could ever imagine. Everyone's happy all the time, people are not just helpful to each other, no, they fulfill others' desires before the others even know that they have them. There are no fights, no wars, not even quarreling. Everyone has a home. Everyone has everything. Everybody's optimistic. Everything is fine.

 

It's all so positive you can hardly stand it because you are the only one who was not affected by your wish. Enjoy being surrounded by sparkles and sunshine and happiness ALL THE TIME. Forever.

 

I wish I had a pet demon. :3

[Protodite Karzahni]

Your wish is granted and you are handed a pet demon by the residents of the underworld themselves. It's a large, sharp toothed beast who you decide to call George and in no way mauls or betrays you. At first everything seems.pretty cheerful up until the point you realise just how expensive it is to take care of a demon and how it doesn't seem eager to live off a diet of cat food. You resolve to hunt for its meals but around about the time local deer go missing you get sent a warning by the local environmental council that they're onto you. The demon just keep growing and its appetite can't be satiated so finally you have no choice but to give it away to a zoo. Remember kids. Demons aren't just for Christmas.I wish I had an entire private library.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but it only has one book. And when you read that book, you are condemned to suffer the same fate as the Pie flavoured Poe's fellow.I wish people on the LEGO message boards knew that they can't trust everything they see on the Internet.

[Protodite Karzahni]

Wish granted and so they learn the internet is a dangerous place where some people go for the sole reason of telling lies. The only problem is that this distrust spreads to everything they read on the internet, from Wikipedia to Twitter. Everything is a lie to them and they stop learning new and interesting things because it could well just be false. Later this spreads to real life when they begin to believe even teachers are lying because they might have gotten their facts from some dubious website. And why stop there? Even books could be in some way influenced by the web.I wish I wasn't always so tired.

[Hordaki]

Granted, you fall asleep for a thousand years and when you wake up you aren't tired.

 

I wish I had a pet Dalek (That couldn't kill me or anyone else.)

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but your Salem gets rabies and you have to kill it.I wish to have a pet beta fish.

[Constructelf]

It's beta, so it's glitchy. I wish that I had infinite time to do whatever I wanted.

[Hordaki]

Granted. Time is frozen, and can never start back up. EVER. But at least you have free time.

 

I wish Ponyville (FiM version) was a real place that you could visit.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but nobody but you goes to it except you and when it closes you are locked inside with zombie ponies and only pie flavored pie to eat. Sorry.I wish 'The Legend Reborn' was a better movie.

[Chro]

It's great, but it deviates so far from the original story to the point where it's unrecognizable. But still a better movie.

 

I wish I didn't have school this week.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you have to go to military school instead. And all you can eat is pie flavored pie.I wish LEGO had made more BIONICLE movies like the first three. And that they would be better than TLR.

[BZCoolness]

Granted. You even get the Director's Cuts! Congratulations!

 

Unfortunately for you, the DVDs you get are scratched beyond repair, preventing you from watching the movies. As for the other copies, LEGO accidentally mixes them up with a stack of DVD copies of "Attack of the Space Ninjas", a terrible stop-motion film LEGO attempted 10 years ago. The public outcry against LEGO DVDs is so tremendous, they refuse to release the other BIONICLE movies and instead break every single copy they were going to release over the knee of Greg, the voice actor for one of the Space Ninjas.

 

 

I wish that I had a lightsaber.

[Athmos]

Granted. You have a light saber. Corrupted by the power you wield, you become the most evil monster in history. Hitler and Stalin pale compared to the horrors you unleash. herself collapses from your evil, releasing demons and monsters to and torture the planet unending. And it's all because you wanted a lights aver. I wish I had a puppy.

[Constructelf]

The puppy is one of the demons released by BZ Coolness.I wish that I was God.

[Hordaki]

Granted. Your name is God. You're not a god though.

 

I wish I could train monkeys to juggle bicycles.

[Space: Ocean of Awe]

All of your nice bicycles are ruined in the process, and it just so happens that all other means of transportation are cut off (including your legs), thus you are stranded in front of your computer, bleeding to death.

 

I wish I could come up with and write amazing stories whenever I want to.

 

=)

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you never finish your stories and are humiliated for it.I wish for BIONICLE to return.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but only one set is released, and it's only available in Madagascar.

 

I wish Haters wouldn't hate.

[Vakama-san]

Granted, they despise.

 

I wish I didn't have to pay to be a premier member.

Edited December 11, 2012 by Vakama-san

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, now everyone can be a Premier member, which kind of defeats the purpose of being a Premier Member. Therefore, since everyone can have it now, the administration decides that there is no real need for calling or trating it as something special - and all of a sudden, because everyone's a Premier Member now, nobody is a premier member. And that's absolutely logical, too!

 

I wish I had vampire fangs :3

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but then everyone would be afraid of you and you would live out your life in solitude.

 

I wish to know an uncorruptable wish that I could post on here.

Edited December 11, 2012 by DeltaStriker

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, and you type it down. Because of all the conditions you have to think of, all the rules you define and all the possible scenarios you therefore eliminate, the only possible response would be to grant your wish.

As you look at the wall of text that would take at least 15 minutes to read you wonder whether it's really worth it. All of a sudden you feel pity for the BZPer (or member of the DemonicWishFulfilling Corporation) that would have to reply to and try to corrupt your post. You realize that trying to corrupt an un-corruptable wish might cause severe insanity.

 

And because you are a kind-hearted person you decide not to post it and wish for a goldfish instead.

(you said you wanted to know it ^^)

 

I wish I were a vampire that could survive sunlight and garlic (but can't stand onions. At all)

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you fall on a wooden stake and die.

 

I wish someone would grant this wish.

[Wordmeister]

Denied.

 

I wish someone will either corrupt, deny, or grant this wish.

[Vakama-san]

Granted.I wish I had a Bordakh that was reprogrammed to follow my exact orders, and nothing but.

[Canis Lycaon]

Granted, but it breaks three days after you get it.

 

I wish I was a wolf.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you lose all your sentience and memory of your former life.

 

I wish I had a pancake.

[Klak]

You now have a pancake made of plastic.

 

I wish he had a real pancake!