Geardirector Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Granted, instead they tear apart in a storm of fire to deliver the antichrist I wish Insomniac would return to the classic Ratchet & Clank formula in their next installment Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Granted... but it's you. Have fun on those exams. I wish I wasn't so lazy-- I really need to work on my Minecraft modification. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Granted, you are no longer as lazy as you were; your lazier.I wish people knew what a Felineko or Caninu was. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Granted, but they find out by asking you. I wish I had fewer wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZOMBI3S Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 (edited) Granted. you can no longer play this game and bzpower gets boring and you leave. I wish I didn't have t o sleep. Edited January 11, 2013 by ZOMBI3S Quote REVIEW TOPIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Granted, you grow insane due to insomnia.I wish I was a Dragon of the Kagero clan. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Granted. They kill you.I wish I could pronounce Yveltal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Granted, but you can't pronounce it correctly.I wish I wished for something. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Granted, you wish for killer robots that kill us all I wish to go to Spherus Magna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 (edited) Granted, your teleported there, but the Tardis-esque machine used to send you there malfunctions and your also sent 101,001 years ago, and you die during the Shattering.I wish I had psychic powers. Edited January 11, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Granted. Unfortunately, they are limited to having unbearable headaches and making people randomly do Gangnam Style. I wish for a clock that counts down the days to my death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted, you have one day to live I wish to be in the Matoran Universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted. Unfortunately, the robot is down and it is uninhabitable and flooded with Pit mutagen. And you are trapped inside. I wish I could breathe fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted. But you only asked to breath it. Your lungs are so badly burnt that you die instantaniously over the next three eons.I wish to see turtles dance. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted, they do a terrible Gangnam Style I wish to be at the Battle of Atero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted. You are quickly trampled by thousands of Skrall warriors.I wish I could shoot literal Psybeams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted, however, for some reason, you have to do Gangnam Style every second of the day for the rest of your life. I wish for Gangnam Style to get replaced by some new internet trend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted. The new trend is mocking people with cartoon ponies in their sig, avatar, etc.I wish for Rocka to die in the Brain Attack movie. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted, now they're so hot they melt your tires. I wish for the ability to stop procrastinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darcsyde Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Instead you get unfulfilled fantasies. I wish for a Majestic Space Duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted. It leaves you. I wish for an Awesome Cosmic Chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 (edited) The cosmic awesomeness of your chicken makes every football team in the world declare it their mascot. The Chicken leaves you for a life of fame and glory I whish I could disappear into thin air when I wanted to Edited January 12, 2013 by Geardirector Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted, but you don't have the ability to reverse the effect.I wish I was a Sangheili. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darcsyde Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 You are, but Master Chief doesn't appreciate it. I wish Mudkips ate people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted, but they only eat you.I wish I ate the Gum-Gum Fruit. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted, but it was poisoned. I wish my Awesome Cosmic Chicken would come back to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted. You had alredy eaten it, so you barf it back up. I wish I had a banana in my ear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted, it's rotten I wish I had the Mask of Shielding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted, you now have a Mask of Shielding made of mud. It immediately falls apart.I wish people would stop saying 'Bionicles' and correctly say it as 'Bionicle'. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted, but they say "Bioniclez" instead.I wish I have a chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Granted, it's robot chicken I wish for the Mask of Water Breathing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Granted, but you forget how to swim. I wish I had another Awesome Cosmic Chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Granted. It's still alive yet it lacks a head like Mike the Headless Chicken (google it). I wish a meteor the size of a watermelon would land on a fire hydrant at least ten miles away from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Granted, a policeman that's also a member of BZP notices that it was your fault it happened, and tells the rest of the police. They then proceed to arrest you.I wish I had an idea for a deck to build that's within my budget Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Granted, it's only $10 I wish for someone to create a Bionicle parody of Gangnam Style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Lycaon Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Granted, but the soundtrack used is Kids Bop Gangnam Style. I wish nothing bad to happen to me in the corruption of this wish. Quote I used to have a banner here. But that RPG is dead. What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 (edited) Granted, but Bionicle ended three years ago, so it is quickly usurped in popularity by the Ninjago version of the parody, Fangdam Style. Granted. Nothing happens to you, but your parents die, and the rest of your life consists of slapping people and yelling "My parents are deaad!". I wish we could stop wishing for Gangnam-style related things. Edited January 13, 2013 by Dralcax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Granted, instead of being related to Gangnam-style, it's specifically about Gangnam-style.I wish the Arbiter would appear in Halo 5. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 (edited) Granted, he dies I wish someone would create a Bionicle parody of Lonely Boy Edited January 13, 2013 by The Forgotten One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Granted, but it's absolutely horrible.I wish it wasn't horrible. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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