Vakama-san Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Granted, but only Super Saiyan 3, and you can't stop it. Therefore you die.I wish I could win every poll I voted in. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dralcax Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Granted, you can no longer vote in polls.I wish the notifications worked again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Granted, but they work horribly.I wish the Doctor Who DVDs would come in at the library faster. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Granted, but only the library where I live. I wish for- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Granted. I wish he had finished his wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Granted, but it was for your death. (Don't be offended, I had to corrupt it somehow. XD) I wish I knew what to wish for and could wish for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahu Rider 13 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Granted, but just because you can wish for it doesn't mean you do! I wish for a real-life Kahu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Granted, it's so heavy you can't even lift it. I wish I wasn't sick. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitoshura Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Granted, you are now ill.I wish I wasn't tired. Quote profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Granted, you are now ill. I wish I were healthy. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Granted, but you can't lift 135 pounds. I wish someone would help tame this animal I have become. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) Granted. They put you in a cage and whip you.I wish not to be killed. Edited March 22, 2013 by DeltaStriker Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Granted you turn to ash instead. I wish for Somebody to wake me from this nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Granted, but real life turns out to be scarier because you woke up in the middle of--AAAARGH I wish I knew what I should have said before getting killed just then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Granted, but you don't say it and you die without anyone ever finding out what you wanted to say.I wish I could make sense of some people. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Granted. You can make sense of 5 people or so, and the rest turns to unintelligible babble and illusions. I wish I knew what he meant by that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Granted, but the change in your knowledge is so unnoticeable that it doesn't even matter.I wish I could think of a better corruption. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Granted, but I steal it I wish I wonder why I can't control myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Granted, but people are getting annoyed. I wish he would would STAHP EET Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Granted, but only for about 30 seconds.I wish I had the Doctor's sonic screwdriver. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Granted, but you then lose it I wish to have a garage like Jay Leno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Granted, but I botched your wish when I forgot what his garage looked like. I wish for a reload-able dog. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Granted, but it...goes terrible. I wish people knew that I've been changing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) Granted, you are now stuck with a flint-lock pistol that ate the Mutt-Mutt Fruit(yes, guns can eat Devil Fruit).EDIT: Ninja'd!Granted, but they hate you because of it.I wish I didn't lose my sonic screwdriver. Edited March 23, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Granted, it breaks. I wish for the Tears of Light. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Granted, you now have the objects to release an area from twilight. But you can no longer use them in game, and are stuck buying a new copie of Twilight Princess.I wish for an incorruptible wish. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Granted. This was it. I wish for more time to study. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Granted, but now all you can do is study. I wish there was no homework, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Granted, but that effects the past as well, leaving everyone on the planet unbelievably stupid.I wish for more incorruptible wishes. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Granted, but it is now your task to corrupt the incorruptible wishes...and you must be made immortal and then tortured for eternity if you fail to do so within 3 seconds. I wish I could finish this sen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hohenheim Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 granted. you can't remember what you wanted to say I wish for a sammich Quote Previously known as Aiwendil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Granted, but it's poisoned. I wish I knew what to wish for and got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSkeletonMan939 Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Unfortunately, an ill-timed heart attack kills you before you can finish the wish. I wish for, um... a hamburger. No cheese or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Granted, but it's loaded with enough poison to kill an elephant in three seconds. I wish the elephant survived the test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 (edited) Granted, but following the test, the poor elephant dies of fear.I wish I had a TARDIS. Edited March 29, 2013 by Vakama-san Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Granted, but it explodes in yo face I wish life wasn't as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vakama-san Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Granted, now everyone is a collective, insectile hive-mind composed of undead zombies.I wish everything was back to normal. Quote "Why can't I dream that I'm alone?" "That is not a dream, that is a substitute for reality""So where is my dream?" "it is a continuation of reality""But where is my reality?" "It is at the end of your dream" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Granted, but it returns to chaos one minute later. I wish I was as good at Matchmaking as I am in Campaign and Spartan Ops in Halo 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Granted. You spend the next 7 years making matchsticks at the matchmaking factory. I wish for a pet Dremora. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Granted. The dremora, however, is not very happy with being considered a "pet", and will constantly try to get away. If that won't work it will try to get on your nerves until you set it (or her, or him, or whatever) free. I wish for a magical jester hat of doom. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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