The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[a goose]

Granted. But it's mouldy, and out-of-date.I wish the Last of the Kinlukko was real.

[King Joe]

It is, and it want's to kill you.I wish that Sonic Generations worked better on my computer.

[The Invisible Handman]

It does but the graphical quality has been ruined for everyone else.I wish I had UNLIMITED POWWWWAH!

[King Joe]

The power is too much for your mortal frame. It kills you.I wish that I had one of every BIONICLE and Hero Factory set in existence.

[a goose]

Granted. You have one brick of every set. And it's always one of those tiny bits that're in all of them.I wish everybody stopped killing the Last of the Kinlukko.

[Dralcax]

Granted. They start killing you.I wish the BBCC deadline was delayed for 2 weeks

[King Joe]

Granted! But you suddenly accelerate through time two weeks.I wish that my computer had a better graphics card.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, It is so good, it melts your face.I wish Cupcakes was never written.

[Klak]

It isn't, but a strange paradox occurs that voids cupcakes from ever existing. :(I wish my beard was even longer.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, it's so long you trip over it.I wish I had a car.

[Tiakor]

Granted, but it has no engine.I wish that I had a faster computer.

Edited November 9, 2011 by Tiakor

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, It's so fast, it goes back to 1987!I wish I had an eight-cylinder 454 CI Ford, in my car.

[King Joe]

Granted, but the engine also has Pultonium hooked up to it, so every time you go above 10 miles per hour you go back in time and have to fix paradoxes so you don't disappear from existence.

[Takaru 1111]

Granded, oh wait, you didn't wish for anythingI wish King Joe wished for somthing.

Edited November 9, 2011 by taku nova of planet earth

[Trijhak]

He does. The wish is incorruptible, creating a paradox which results in our deaths.I wish bookshelves would execute me.

[a goose]

The Last of the Kinlukko becomes a bookshelf.I wish Kinlukko were the Supreme Beings.

[Snelly]

Didn't you know? Kinlukko are the Supreme Beings. But they are overthrown by rioting penguins in green tunics.I wish I was even more clever than Jack Sparrow.

[Onaku]

Granted, but you instead become crazier than him.I wish this wish was an actual wish that would still not be a wish due to it being a wish.

Edited November 9, 2011 by Toa Onaku

[~Xemnas~]

Granted, but it's so wishy that the world get's blown to bits!I wish for pie.

[Tiakor]

Granted. 3.1415926535....I wish for less homework.

Edited November 10, 2011 by Tiakor

[ObfuscatedCubeEntity]

Granted. You now have one ten-page essay on how the dictionary correctly portrays the emotions of a paramecium, and it is due tomorrow.I wish for more time.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, you get less, but it's 9000 times harder.I wish I had a guitar.

[ObfuscatedCubeEntity]

Granted, but it is permanently out of tune.I wish for nothing.

[~Xemnas~]

Granted, and a big void of nothingness opens up in front of you.I wish that all MLP's would fall into pools of protodermis.

[Takaru 1111]

Granted, they come out 20% cooler.I wish Ninjas would destroy Makuta.

[ObfuscatedCubeEntity]

Granted, you are now Makuta.I wish for someone to post after me.

[Klak]

They do, but that leaves a vacuum. And nature abhors a vacuum. I wish that vacuum was filled by something that was not as bad as Makuta.

[The Lorax]

The vacuum is filled with a pile of fish.I wish for some chips.

[Tiakor]

Granted. But they are all burnt from some flaming fish. http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/sarcastic.gifI wish for total understanding.

[Fractual Forever]

You understand how to understand totally.I wish for a chocolate milk of glass!

[King Joe]

You get the much more logical glass of chocolate milk.I wish I had an incredibly cool and useful superpower that wouldn't kill me or anyone else, or destroy the universe or world.

[a goose]

Granted! Your power is the ability to remember every word and definition in the dictionary. (It's useful in an English exam, and an anomaly causes dictionaries to become cool)I wish for*Some text missing*

[Trijhak]

Granted, but that text missing is THE ENTIRE INTERNET!I wish to meet an alternate version of myself.

[a goose]

Granted, but before you can find him a house falls on you. Your final words: Oh, Karz.I wish people got that reference.

[King Joe]

Granted, but they got it wrong.I wish I had both Portal games.

[The Lorax]

Granted, but you have nothing and nobody to play them with.I wish for some birthday cake.

[The Invisible Handman]

You get your beloved cake ... all over your face.I wish the next person to post was awesome.

[The Great Spirit DM]

GrantedAnd I'm not going to corrupt it, because my awesomeness is uncorruptable.I wish for a geniefish

Edited November 16, 2011 by kanohi_master

[Relapse]

Your genie fish starves to genie-death because you neglect to feed it. Now it resides in that big fishbowl up in the sky.I wish for an iPhone 4s.

[King Joe]

Granted, but you drop it and crack the screen. When you try to pick it up so you can get it fixed, you accidentally drop it into a bucket of water. After the warranty expired.I wish that I had a photographic memory.