The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity]

It doesn't, but it's all Bieber.I wish everybody would love MLP:FiM.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, they love it so much, they beat down the writers doors, and then the writers have to go into hiding, so they cannot make it anymore.I wish I had something good to post about.

Edited June 22, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz

[Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity]

You have a good idea, b ut then BZP shuts down.I wish I was capable of anything.

[The Swimming Beard]

You are, but then you forget how.I wish I had super-advanced vision.

[Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity]

You do, but you see too much. you see the smallest, most insignificant motes of the universe, then the largest and most vast and powerful pieces of galactic sculpture expanding across the universal canvas. These visions lead you to realize the insignificance of your own existance, leading to your quick and painless demise.I wish I could play some smooth jazz.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you are bad at it.I wish I could fly.

Edited June 22, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz

[Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity]

You fly into a plane turbine.I wish I had a good wish.

Edited April 9, 2012 by Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity

[The Swimming Beard]

You have a good wish, but the forums go down when you want to post it.I wish I could stop posting so much.

[Toa Karuga : Toa of Gravity]

You do, then when you want to post the board goes down.I wish I had a new way to corrupt these wishes.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, you corrupt them in ways that hurt you.I wish everybody hated ponies.

[The Swimming Beard]

I wish grass were tastier.

Edited June 22, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz

[FrozenFlash]

Granted. It's tastier but as a result, the better taste made it poisonous. I wish that there aren't any bronies here.

Edited April 9, 2012 by Veigar's Shadow

[Scanty Demon]

Granted however because of this intolerance BZP's membership declines to a point where you are the only member. That and the bronies are now on other you sites you frequent.I wish people were more tolerant of others.

[Kopekemaster]

Then people start being intolerant of intolerant people.I wish that you were allowed to climb any tree you want to.

[The Swimming Beard]

Then you would fall off.I wish bacon was good for you.

Edited April 9, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz

[BZCoolness]

Granted. Unfortunately, because bacon is now in such high demand, its price increases to 1,000 USD per strip.I wish people would stop hating on Bronies.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, then instead of hating, they despise them.I wish for a cookie.

[Klak]

You get one. It is not of any flavor you like.I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie.

[The Swimming Beard]

You get one, but the delivery man sneezed on it when he gave it to you.I wish more people liked smooth jazz.

[JiMing]

Granted. But anyone who likes it is hated and despised(like bronies).I wish people would not hate/despise/any word describing hatred bronies AT ALL, and would just leave them alone. (Seriously, I'm SICK of this hatred. Remember when you learned about the Holocaust? I thought that was supposed to make you more tolerant of other people and their interests)

Edited April 9, 2012 by Belonephobia

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but then everyone forgets they exist.I wish everyone loved smooth jazz.

Edited April 9, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz

[JiMing]

(I have a right to my interests, just like you. What if multiple people went up to you, and started insulting and dehumanizing you, just because of your interest in smooth jazz? Same thing applies here. Sometimes I'm ashamed to be human)Granted. Everybody loves smooth jazz so much that they do nothing else. Even eat.I wish intolerance would dissapear.

[P~M]

It does, but then murderers are tolerated, and everyone slaughters each other.I wish that the Shops and Kits forum didn't have a revival limit.

[The Swimming Beard]

Then people would be reviving forums 5 years old.I wish smooth jazz was popular.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but now people stop making other music, and no one can improve upon it or draw new ideas. Eventually it becomes stale and dies out. I wish the wish I'm making now can't be corrupted. (MUHAHAHAHAHAHA)

[BZCoolness]

Granted. The wish you made was that you would be banished to the 27th Dimension for all eternity. Per your request, I am not corrupting this wish.I wish that people wouldn't try to get around the rules of this topic.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, but then the topic is slightly less hilarious.I wish I wished for a wish I was wishing for wishingly while wishing for a wish of wishes...wishingly.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but I don't know what that means.I wish I were better at MOCing.

[BZCoolness]

Granted. Unfortunately, you have no use for your skills as you sold all your sets last week, before you made the wish.I wish people were less confusing.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. Now they are so predictable and understandable that it's boring.I wish for a Yellow Submarine!

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it sinks.I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but your wish causes a paradoxon that eventually explodes both time and space. You better be careful with those wishes next time...I wish I was an alien

[BZCoolness]

Granted. All the other aliens don't like you and banish you into their sun.I wish the moon was made of cheese!

[Ehlekdude]

Granted. It rots.I wish I had a newer, better computer

Edited April 10, 2012 by Ehlekdude

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it breaks when you want to first try it out.I wish I was a synthesizer

[Void Emissary]

Granted, but you're no longer about to speak coherently, and nobody is aware that you're alive and ignores you.I wish I could tell good jokes.-Void

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but they are so good people die from laughing. After the first traumatising experience you decide to never use your ability again. But sadly, now everything you say is a good joke. Nobody believes you, though...I wish I had a pet zombie.

[Lavion Toa Nuva Of Air]

Granted. But he turns on everybody you love and turns them into Zombies who in turn get you and you get turnned into a zombie.I wish that the Bohrok-Kal had won against the Toa. Mwhahaha

Edited April 10, 2012 by Lavion Toa Nuva Of Air

[Soran]

Wish granted. Now the rest of the bionicle storyline is gone and so is all of the sets and this website.I wish I had a can opener.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you accidentally cut your finger.I wish I were awesome.