Voxumo Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 granted you are at the front of a parade when one of the floats go out of control and run over your armsI wish that i could see the macy's day parade just once in person Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted. The last float runs over you.I wish that I had amazing reflexes. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted, but you get into a fistfight and your opponent is able to predict your movements and you loseI wish I have some story ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted, but they're all terrible.I wish I had amazing strength. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelsheen Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted, but your incredible strength threatens Chuck Norris' claim to the title of Benevolent Galactic Overlord, and he slams you into a wall. Hard.I wish I had not eaten that extra slice of pie at Thanksgiving dinner. Quote Current Epic: Life is a Blank - last post Jan. 22 My Library: The Esoteric Athenaeum Member of the Epic Critics' Club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted. You ate an extra piece of cobbler instead.I wish that I was an amazing cook. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 granted your a,amazing because of how bad your food isI wish that the mata nui robot was black and purple Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted, but fans of black and orange attack you.I wish for fish on a dish, and an X-box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted, but the fish is still alive and the X-box broke down.I wish I have 1 bag of fresh potato chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 granted the bag and chips are fresh but the chips contain a poison onI wish that my cat would get along with my bionicles Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Gear Minun Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 (edited) Granted they form a conspiracy to thorw you out of your bedroom window.I wish for a PROMOTION! Edited December 9, 2011 by Minun4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted. You are promoted to Latrine Cleaner first class.I wish that I was as awesome as the Doctor. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inikalord Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 But soon you are trapped in the timestream while traveling in the Tardis.I wish I could create matter out of thin air at will. Quote Please take some time to read my friend's Hero Factory story "End Factory".It was in the works for 2 years and is now available online to read.Please be sure to leave a review if you can as it would mean a lot to both me and him.A nice surprise awaits you inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted. The creation of matter from nothing causes the universe to collapse in a Spiral Nemesis.I wish I was a black hole. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 granted you suck up everyone and everything you loveI wish that i had a pet lava rat Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 (edited) Granted, but it burns down your house. Touche.I wish for chaos and corruption throughout the world! Edited December 9, 2011 by Festus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vigor Mortis Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted, the law of thermodynamics kicks into overdrive, and the universe grows progressively more disorderly until the universe suffers heat death, and no physical interactions ever occur again. As such, you have destroyed the universe.I wish that this wish is false. Quote -[bZRPG Profiles]-- [Vejmeq] - [isiak] - [Qathek] - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 (edited) You spontaneously combust ... I didn't really take the time to figure out your wish but I do like fire.I wish the universe became a cakeological singularity, a nexus of all past present and future cake beyond the comprehension of mortals.And no you are not allowed to say the cake is a lie, ever. Edited December 9, 2011 by The Highly Visible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 The universe becomes cake. We eat said cake, thereby destroying the universe.[small][small][small]And the cake is a lie.[/small][/small][/small]I wish I owned both portal games. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Which Is Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Okay... but you get sucked into both of them.I wish for more snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Stranger Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 The dark god Ithaqua awakens and turns the earth into a frozen wasteland. Permanent snow day!I wish Yog-Sothoth awoke instead."That is not dead which can eternal lie, / And with strange aeons even death may die." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted. He incinerates the world.I wish that pizza was held in more esteem. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted, but burgers are now unpopular!I wish burgers were popular again! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted. But now McDonalds and Burger King and every other place that can make a burger can't keep up with the demands, and cows go extinct.I wish that cows didn't go extinct. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 They overpopulate the Earth and make Humanity go extinct instead.I wish that Humanity didn't go extinct. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted. They make everything else go extinct instead.I wish we could go back to a happy medium. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBBBalta Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted, but then people go back to making games about corrupting other people's wishes.I wish it snowed where I live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted. But you're snowed in.I wish it would snow HERE! Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 It snows... but on Mars.I wish that robots were organic. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 granted they gain a artificial brain and rebelI wish that bionicle piece grew on trees Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Granted. But they never work. To emotional.I wish that I knew as much martial arts as chuck norris. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radioactive Moo Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 (edited) Granted, but because of their super-smart minds from when they were robots, they take over the world and nuke humans. Granted, then you take over the world and get nuked by rebels.I wish that I had a massive nuclear and hydrogen bomb arsenal. Edited December 10, 2011 by Radioactive Moo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 granted the united states declare you have weapons of mass destruction and kill you in "defense" and they take your arsenalI wish teridax and i were best buds Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted, but Teridax betrays you and leaves you to die. It's just like what he did to Antroz and co.I wish I could speak good chinese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 (edited) Granted. But he CHINESE kills you.I wish that Spider-Man was real and we were best pals and saved the day together. Edited December 10, 2011 by King Joe Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBBBalta Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 (edited) You wind up being so good at speaking Chinese that Jackie Chan becomes jealous and snaps your neck with his pinkie finger.Ninja'd again! That's twice in one day!Granted, but you get bitten by a radioactive butterfly, resulting in ridiculously lame powers.I wish I had more time to build MOCs. Edited December 10, 2011 by Toa Balta #3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted, but no one likes the MOCS.I wish I have a pet that likes me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted. You get a tiger that likes the way you taste.I wish my iPod wasn't lame=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Granted. It decides it's too cool for you and bails. You can never listen to music again as you spent all of your money on that iPod...I wish I was in the holiday spirit. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 granted but wrong holiday spirit your in the Easter holiday spiritI wish there was a group who all shared a lack of holiday spirit Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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