CaT in Rogue

I like a good combination of both, though I have to say I lean bit more towards the epic side. I'm somewhat impatient, and rarely find something too ambiguous too interesting.

I'll have to go for Lewa, if only for his snappy wit and carefree attitude.

This warms the cockles of my heart.

"Obedience is happiness." ^^^^^Click for gallery^^^^^ (Entry picture here) (Apologies in advance for potato quality.) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ So, Vahki Keerakh was my first set, and what with the new contest here, I decided to revamp him in CCBS. Nothing too terribly fancy, but I think it looks pretty neat. Comments? Criticism? Leave it all down in the comments section below, because that's what it's there for!

As I posted the last time this topic popped up, y'all forgot one. Kanohi Brakelatabasaasta, mask of SPAM©: User can generate an infinite amount of any flavor of SPAM©. The Noble version only allows for the creation of Teriyaki SPAM©. Other possibilities include: Kanohi Datbooty, mask of Twerking: User can use posterior as a high-speed battering weapon. The Noble version is restricted to showing off at dance parties. Kanohi Ohteepi, mask of Relationships: User can either make or break other people's relationships. The Noble version is restricted to breaking apart relationships and has been used extensively by Bionicle writer Greg Farshtey. Kanohi Bizipi, mask of Juxtaposition: User can silence everyone in the area discussing politics whilst simultaneously educating them on the patriarchy. The Noble version has a shorter range.

You know, since I have a job now, I was hoping my bank account would become plentiful and full of life. Lego, once again, must go and prove me wrong. R.I.P. KFP's wallet, 1998-2015.

This here topic is to discuss what, in your opinion, are the best and/or worst official combiners of the Bionicle franchise. (Excluding Gaardus, of course. That's just cheating.) Best: I would have to vote for the Kardas Dragon. Mainly because I like dragons. Worst: Again, excluding Gaardus, my personal least favorite combiners would be the 'Power-up' combiners from the new sets. While not really...awful, they really don't add much in the way of playability, and sometimes even hinder some of the Toa's original dang functions. So, what are your opinions?

Okay, so, from what has been presented to us so far, the Lord of Skull Spiders seems to control the horde using the Golden Mask of Skull Spiders. My question about it, aside from the obvious question of how on earth it even uses the mask without wearing it, is this: Why was the mask even made? Seriously, why would either Ekimu or Makuta make it? Were the Skull Spiders just being too pesky, and they thought the best way to take care of it was mind control? On another note, HOW did they make it? From what we know about them, they were only able to make elemental masks, and combining the elements was strictly forbidden. Are Skull Spiders an element now? Seriously, this is bugging me more than it probably should. Give me your take on it in the comments section below.

[Tahu]: "Hello, Protectors. Look at your Toa, then back to me, then back at your Toa, then back to me. Sadly, they aren't me. But if they stopped using lady-scented armor wash and switched to Okoto Spice armor wash, they could smell like they're me. Look down." [Tahu]: "Back up. Where are you? You're on a lavaboard, with the Toa your Toa could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. It's a Skull Spider with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The Skull Spider is now elemental masks. Anything is possible when your Toa smells like Okoto Spice and not a lady. I'm on an Ussal. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Tahu]: "Hello, Protectors. How are you? Fantastic. Does your Toa look like me? No. Can he smell like me? Yes. Should they use Okoto Spice armor wash? I don't know. Do you like the smell of adventure? Do you want a Toa that smells like they can forge you a homemade mask in the dream forge they built for you with their own hands? Of course you do. Lava dive!..into the best night of your life. So Protectors, should your Toa smell like an Okoto Spice Toa? You tell me. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Gali]: [carrying a laundry basket] "Automatic freshness, softness, and static control has never been easier with the Miru© Dryer Bar." [camera zooms in on Miru© Dryer Bar box, then switches back] [Gali]: "I just stick it to the inside of my dryer, and I never have to remember-" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA[Tahu explodes through the wall riding a lavaboard] [Tahu]: "AAAAAOKOTO SPICE ARMOR SPRAY MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE POWEERR!!!" [Tahu steps off the lavaboard] [Tahu]: "IT'S SO POWERFUL, IT SELL'S ITSELF IN OTHER PEOPLE'S COMMERCIALS!" [Tahu sniffs the air] [Tahu]: "You smell like outdoor freshness." [Gali sniffs the air] [Gali]: "You smell like pow-" [Tahu]: "YEAH I do!" [Gali]: "It's just-" [Tahu flexes his left pec] [Gali]: *sighs* [Tahu flexes his right pec twice, then rockets through the ceiling] [Tahu]: "POWER!" [screen switches to Okoto Spice cans] [Tahu]: *offscreen* "P-P-P-P-P-P-P-POWAAAHHH!!!"

Okay, let's get this all cleared up for the homeboys out there: 2001: 0/10 no Piraka Rap. 2002: 0/10 no Piraka Rap. 2003: 0/10 no Piraka Rap. 2004: 0/10 no Piraka Rap. 2005: 0/10 no Piraka Rap. 2006: 11/10 Best year, straight up godly. 2007: 7.8/10 Too much water. 2008: 0/10 no Piraka Rap. 2009: 0/10 no Piraka Rap. 2010: Okay, see, here they almost got it right, they certainly have the Piraka, but forgot the rap, and that's ultimately going to diminish their score, 5/10 needs more rap.

That Mystery Machine does look pretty sweet, though.

The Piraka Rap is the best thing to ever happen to this franchise and you know it.

Well, we have seen five out of the six original mask powers attributed to the spiders. Speed, Strength, and X-Ray Vision in the character bios.Water Breathing in the animated episodes with Gali.Shielding in the Mask of Creation mobile game.All we need is Levitation, and they'll all match!

With magic, of course! You just gotta belieeeeeeve!

My first username, 'kungfurahkshidestroyer', came about because I had taken a kung fu martial arts course over the summer, and also because I wanted to...destroy Rahkshi, I guess? Not sure. Anyways, I changed it a few times to make it easier to read, eventually ending up with 'Kung Fu Rahkshi Destroyer', and used that for a couple of years. I changed the name to Kung Fu Pyro because it was a lot shorter, easier to use, and sounded cooler.

Mukau 2015! It's both a pun and a Bionicle-ish word! Why would I ever want it any different?

Have to agree with you there. A game with Telltale would be cool, but something along the lines of Fallout: New Vegas with Bonkles? I would empty my bank account for something like that.

Temple of Time AND Vahi easter eggs. At this point, Lego's just smacking us in the face with evidence the Vahi's going to appear in Gen 2. Another thing to note is that the Vahi is apparently the first mask Lego ever designed.

VAHI. VAHI EVERYWHERE. MY EYEBALLS ARE MELTING WITH DELIGHT. Okay, a few key bullet points: Tahu backhanding a Skull Spider, then being confused when everyone thinks it's cool.Old, hunched elder throwing off his cloak to reveal Arnold Schwarzenegger."I didn't slip."They really need more than one voice actor.BRAND NEW TOA ORIGIN MYSTERYVAHI 2015 CONFIRMEDWell, that should about do it. BUT WAIT! THERE ARE THREE EPISODES TRIANGLES HAVE THREE POINTS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! BUT WAIT!! THERE ARE SIX TOA SIX IS TWO THREES, WHICH MEANS TWO TRIANGLES DOUBLE ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!! BUTT WEIGHT!!! THREE PLUS SIX EQUALS NINE NINE IS THREE THREES TRIPLE ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You forgot one. Mask of Brakelatabasaasta - User can generate an infinite amount of any flavor of SPAM©. The Noble version only allows the creation of Teriyaki SPAM©.

Ah yes, this episode. ...... It seems like Lego forgot what 'storytelling' and 'pacing' were while making this episode. Then again, those are also some big problems with the previous episode, so it's not exactly a new thing.

That's...actually pretty big of you to admit. Color me impressed.

Wait a second... The insignias on the Galaxy Trooper's chest armor are the same ones from Galaxy Squad...and his weapons also happen to have been heavily featured in Galaxy Squad... GALAXY SQUAD 2015 CONFIRMED! But wait... The name 'GALAXY SQUAD' has three A's in it, which, as we all know, are just fancy triangles...three plus triangles equals... LEGO ILLUMINATI 2015 CONFIRMED! BUT WAIT The number of non letter 'A's in GALAXY SQUAD is eight...eight divided by two words is four...four minus one wave of sets equals three...triangles have three sides... DOUBLE LEGO ILLUMINATI 2015 CONFIRMED!!!

WHAT. WHAT EVEN. WHY. IT LOOKS LIKE A RAINBOW THREW UP ON CYBORG TROLLS WHYYYYYYYYY