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Destiny, being itself, has none, and is promptly destroyed by the pool. An estimated 3.1 million fortunetellers around the world go out of business. Now you did it... In goes duct tape.

He does, but he has to chug it in 3.14 seconds or less, as that record was set at the Hordika Coffee Chugging Marathon this Pi Day. I wish rocket-jumping worked in real life.

Have you tried looking on Vimeo instead of YouTube? https://vimeo.com/2255269

I say the flatulance and the teleportation are related in some strange way...

Back and awesome as ever. I love this scene... Makuta at his most terrifying, and glorious. I can't wait to see him in the next video. If I may make a critique: In the intro video for Episodes 5 and 6, Makuta has a quite creepy pale-grey skin, but here he has normal tan skin. Maybe you would want to stick with grey but it's just a little thing. He totally should have his monologue from MNOG, too! Does YouTube have a limit on how much awesome you can stuff into a video? You just made my day right here. This is great!

I think a couple people have made the case that the Protectors are just villagers that happen to be the leaders of the tribes and have a fancy weapon. Or if they haven't that's the case I'm making right now. There's also a bunch of theories floating around that the Skull villians are mutated villagers or former Toa, so there are a lot less limits on creating characters than one would think. Anyway a Gen2 RPG would be quite fun though I can't say much about the current BZPRPG, I'm having a hard time even finding the thing on here. I'd like to be a part--not as one of the creators, but as one of the players.

Oh my... I LOVE IT Pray tell, will the Inika be taking part in these shenanigans? I'd pick a favorite scene but there are soooo many of them... I'd have to go with Tahu's "interrogation"

A lot of the pics are locked--specifically, the only ones visible are the first two and the fifth one. Could you tweak the Google Drive settings to let them be visible? But from what I can see, it's pretty cool. Is it a flyer or is it for water?

I actually use LDraw instead of LDD but they too have hardly any Bionicle parts. And it's flipping confusing on how to add your own parts--or if you can do it at all.

Chapter 1 of the story, for those who can't play the game or don't want to download the behemoth files. I'll be continuing AP in this manner instead of the game, once I finish fixing a few bugs. https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B7863sQWxf-xbmJFTmpqZkYyMGs/view?usp=sharing

It turns out it was the Mafia's money. You now have them and the FBI investigating you. I wish I could draw.

Are shadow leeches edible?

WHO ATE ALL THE PIES!?!

I just found said comic prelude while poking around on DeviantArt. Let me just say it is FANTASTIC. (I'm glad I waited!) Keep it up man!

How's part 2 coming? I love the game and the story, I just don't want to see it die

Ooh, das machinenkanonen, ja! Look at me still talking when there's science to do...

Nope, the only way to lose a disk is by firing it. So yeah, stuff it in your inventory.

Out comes Gorast. And an explosion from the rocket sled. In goes a grenade.

Sword does (30 + 17) * 2 damage, totaling 94. The Nuurahk now has 15 HP... it's going to fall no matter what you attack it with. Also since disarming a Nuurhak would actually involve tearing its arm off, the disarm is actually going to finish it off. Since it's in a weakened state, I would put the chance of success at 60%. Score: 17. 17 * 5 = 85% Yeah, it's toast. It drops a 114 disk, Dar'rak can have it since he both started the fight and delivered the finishing blow. Whatever was in the mirror suddenly punched at the controls on the other side. It started to swirl, turning into liquid metal again. Dedris shot forward with a camera and saved the image before it could disappear. He groaned and kicked a Nuurahk leg into the fire. "We lost him!" "Why are you complaining? We've got a Vahki brain, a datapad, and a picture of the guy. What more do you want?" "His Kanohi on a silver platter, that's what." "Calm down and show us the picture already." Dedris clicked a few buttons on the camera, and gradually the face in the mirror came into view. Most of his body had been streaked with black, but a few streaks of camoflage green and his bright red eyes were plainly visible. A Le-Matoran. "Do you think he could be in Le-Metru right now?" "I don't know. I could hack into the datapad and see where the signals came from to be sure, but the Vahki could be able to trace the signals. If it was easy enough, we could be on our way long before they show up." "What about the Vahki head?" "It's going to take longer. Vahki have much tougher security than any old computer, so I'll need time to open it up. It wouldn't be too hard to do it while we're traveling around, though if we stay here I might be able to do it faster." (Also, here's the profile for Dedris.) Type: Fire Inventory: Launcher Scythe -Disks: 315, 125, 345 100 Widgets

You try to run Angry Birds on the tablet. It evaporates you for such a lack of dignity. My tablet-mask-thing.

Out comes killer rabbit slippers. In comes an annoying Pikachu.

...huh? What I'm seeing is that you 1) want to dodge the Nuurahk's next attack and 2) try to crit on your next attack. (As I said I'm a noob at these things) So let me see how this works out... Dar'rak prepares to dodge the attack. Dodge score: 12. For the Nuurahk to hit you it has to roll a 12 or higher. He also takes aims for the Nurrahk's weak spot. Probability of success: 50%. Score: 11. 11 * 5 = 55%. Dar'rak's next attack will do double damage. That takes up your two actions for this turn, it is now Portal's turn. Portal tries to get the Nuurahk focused on him instead of Dar'rak. Luckily it's not that difficult. Chance of success: 20%. Score: 13. 13 * 5 = 65%. The Nuurahk switches its primary aim to Portal. The dagger sinks into the Nurrahk's circuitry. Does 25 + 16 damage. The attack now switches to the Nuurahk, who has 109 HP left. The Nuurahk changes attacks, firing off a round from its disk launcher. The disk is a 154: a Ta-Metru Enlarge. It does 15(disk launcher)+2(d20 roll)+40(lvl.4 disk)+19(Ta-Metru disk's d20 roll)-25(buckler) damage, which turns out to be 51. To recap: Dar'rak has 77 HP, Portal has 49 HP, and the Nuurahk has 109. Dar'rak's turn again.

Kill it. KILL IT WITH FIRE!! ...alright, moving on. Duel started between Dar'rak(100HP), Portal(100HP), and a Nuurahk(150HP). Dedris will sit this out because I haven't bothered to put a profile up for him. Nuurahk strikes first with its Stun Staff, nailing Dar'rak in the chest with a solid 20 + 3 damage. It is Dar'rak's turn, who has 77 HP left. Unlike the Nuurahk, you get two attacks--so you could shoot him with a disk and reload, slash him with your blade twice, or any number of things. Now, let's see what happens...

Is that a vote for wait or a vote for attack? Your answer's kinda vague...

Portal's suggestion of following it then beating the living daylights out of it wins the day. The Nuurahk led them further into Ta-Metru. The group began to see firsthand the silence and decay the vines had wrought. Only the occasional chirps of birds broke the noise of their footsteps. The machine finally stopped at an abandoned foundry. The interior was covered with dust and empty, except for a datapad on one wall and a mirror hanging from the ceiling. The Vahki punched in a code on the datapad, and the Matoran watched as the light on the mirror began to dance into a swirling pattern. Gradually, the face of... something came into view. Was it a Toa? Matoran? Dedris couldn't tell. The Vahki began to close its eyes and chirps and whistles filled the room. Ultrasonic Vahki-speak. Do you want to attack the Nuurahk now or watch some more? Or flee. You could always flee.