Blue Fire

This pretty much sums up of what I believe of Shakespeare.

The cliches in Star Wars Prequels are in an amazing high supply. -Make an amazing Super villian -Make said supervillian be able to kill anything and everything -Make said super villian encounter a Hero/Hero's Apprentice -"Curses, I cannot beat the Hero's apprentice, despite that I've killed hundreds of thousands of clones, and hundreds of Professional Jedi!" -Kill said villian Also, for Jar Jar, everyboddy hates him. Old people hate him, SW lovers hate him, even little children who have never seen a SW movie a day in their life hate him! The Origional Trilogy was sheer Science Fiction Movie Perfection though. When Luke jumps onto the catwalk, the music was spot on. Why did Lucas have to butcher Episode 6 with Hayden-Freaking-Christensen, and declare the one with Shaw non-cannon, I'll never know. I just better be able to find the untainted (or at least the 1997 Editions) version of the origional trilogy somewhere.

Something is wrong with you. ~Bunda Everyone thinks that for some reason. And how does it snow babies? o.O When someone blows up a 'Birthing only' Hospital. ... With a freakishly strong bomb.

On the internet, you can be whoever you want, whatever you want. Right now, I'm the Vice-President of Panama.

After a ridiculously large fine which would help musicians fund their purchasing of a solid gold shark tank, rather than the $20 (or less) than they're actually worth. Hypothetically.

It involves a printer, and the same type of fabric you'd find on pants...

I prefer a Superhero that has brains, so: Batman. Superman just puts on glasses and acts like a total dork.

I killed the cat, and blamed it on Curiosity. Sorry Curiosity, friends again?

Wasn't that thing in Star Wars?

Wasn't one of the words in that entry filtered out a few months ago? Anyways, why should I go join 25 other forum sites for 25 individual things, when I could just come here, go to COT, and Boom, I'm already there, where it's a general disscussion? Heck, If it was up to me, BZP should get an Off-Topic version of itself. BZP's filter works 24/7, the Admins/Mods actually do their jobs, and since they're worldwide, spammers aren't too frequently seen... basically, I prefer COT than any other forum website.

A flight? Really? He couldn't just buy a new one, or have it mailed?

Needs some work around the smile/teeth, but aside from that, mind-blowing. Excellent work, to say the least.

I could totally see this happening. Mainly, the fourth panel.

Happy Birthday!

If you're on the run from Zombies, and you're best friends with a fat kid, make a new best friend, and when the fat kid collapses from running a few yards, do not wait, do not help, keep running. He's a good distraction from zombies.

That was his "Vote for me... or Else!" set of photos. Didn't you know that?

I saw parts of it on TV. Didn't finish it, but the parts I did see were good. I'm going to try and get the book.

Coke by a longshot. Double by two when it's cold.

I don't think Mexico wants them any more. I mean, sure, how America got that territory in the first place was crazy questionable, but still. I don't think Mexico wants to deal with that. The Germans offered help in taking that territory in World War I if Mexico attacked America and they didn't take it because pfft, Texas. And California. Or because they were kind of too busy with a civil war to organize anything against anybody. Still. </rant rant rant rant> So, Texas is so bad, nobody wants them (What you said, summed up)? I'm interested in seeing how they'll mutilate history, mainly for comedic purposes.

Assuming you can't take the obvious: 1) Fishing equipment 2) People I know, in case I get really desperate. by desperate, I mean starving. 3) A Lighter (To make a fire)

But it wouldn't pay off in the long run because you'd be arrested for starving the child. Not if you live in a country where even getting rotten food is rare. As for the music, It does take skill to touch on a personal subject. See: Uncommon Valor (For Rap) See: Pretty Much Any classic Rock song (obvious)

Whatever you do, PLEASE! DO NOT PRESS BAKE TIME!

13.) Don't do illegal drugs near the lake, in the forest. Especially when there's a guy Hockey mask who has a machete nearby. 14.) Do not drink the water! For all things sacred, it'll eat your flesh to the bone! 15.) You're slow friends are the best device in slowing psycopaths down. Use them wisely, because only so many of them won't ask "Wait, what happened to everyone else who we sent with you?" 16.) If you thought you survived, wait a few minutes. A whole Police Unit may shoot you down the moment you say "I made it!" 17.) Get Rob Zombie to take control of the psycopath. He'll then kill himself due to being leaad in a terrible direction. 18.) In any case, two-shot shotguns are still unreliable, despite what Zombie Movies have taught you. 19.) In the case of Nazi Zombies, get a Soviet with a flamethrower. 20.) If someone asks "Is Tamara home?" say yes, but she's asleep. Remember, even random people you meet are psycopaths. Even your Best Friend you know everything about. 21.) Break out in a dance to lure the zombies into your will. They will follow suit. 22.) Get somebody to turn a brutal creatures, like a 147 year old vampire/other, to make a book where they just want to love, not snap people's necks to suck out the blood, so that the general species will never be truely taken seriously ever again. 23.) When all else fails, Stakes and Holy Water.