Burnmad

The undesirable half of my extended family would probably call you a fairy, does that count?

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It's a well known fact that Nintendo hates both its fans and making money, so I don't expect Metroid to ever be continued for real.

Now that's the kind of unholy abominations I like to see when I monitor the blogs.

This is truly the quality content which keeps us coming back to this site

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Punch my 14-year old self in the throat, to be perfectly honest.

Honestly, I'm pretty sure the linear nature of time only exerts itself to keep people from committing acts of violence towards their younger selves.

it needs to be changed to pacific jim

Already forgotten what I was gonna suggest, do this

While I didn't have many opportunities to interact with you, Wind, I can certainly say that I was never given reason to take issue with you-- as a person, or as a staff member. As far as I can remember, you've always been a fair mod, whose love for this site and the people on it was obvious. More importantly, you've struck me with the impression that you are an upstanding human being, and I sincerely hope for the easy resolution of  whatever problems in your personal life may be contributing to this move.

So long, and thanks for all the forum contests.

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Your sandwich turned itself into a plate of food.

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Who you are.

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Solaire of Astora (Dark Souls) x2

Red (Transistor)

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Samus Aran (Metroid)

Okabe Rintarou (Steins;Gate)

And, to go with a character from something I've been playing through again recently:

Morrigan (Dragon Age)

Memes are the very substance of life

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I demand a trial by WOMBAT

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Yes, but we don't have poutine

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Don't forget to bring back some maple syrup and Canadian bacon!

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3. The Legendary Mask of Costly but Impressive Pyrotechnic Displays

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I'll take it.

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BZP's GOT Talent

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Now I'm curious why someone would decide to skip one of the prequels and not choose II.

I never did get around to buying Morrowind. Oblivion's fun, though, and I'd highly recommend it when you finish this one.

And, of course, Fallout: New Vegas.

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Your list is objectively correct. =P

(I kid. Phazon would be in there if it was)

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Provide them all with horses and the basics of archery (bow, quiver full of arrows, guard & glove... Robin Hood cap)

Then, notify them that their meal roams the nearest wilderness

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Not Rouge Two? Or Rouge X-Men?

 

I don't see what makeup has to do with any of this

What the Heck are 'Shreddies'?

Canadian, that's what.

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Excellent Games: Select Choices from Burn's Steam Library

-Amnesia: The Dark Descent

-Bastion

-The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth

-Borderlands 2

-Cave Story+

-Cthulhu Saves the World

-Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition

-Darksiders

-Dragon Age: Origins - Ultimate Edition

-Dust: An Elysian Tail

-The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

-Fallout: New Vegas

-FTL: Faster Than Light

-Gunpoint

-Guns of Icarus Online

-LIMBO

-LUFTRAUSERS

-Mark of the Ninja

-Monaco

-Ori and the Blind Forest

-Outlast

-POSTAL 2

-Psychonauts

-Sid Meier's Civilization V

-Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

-The Talos Principle

-Team Fortress 2

-Transistor

-Valkyria Chronicles

-VVVVVV

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Time to play some video games.

Gotta live up to the bachelor part, too, right? =P

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