Dallior Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Is secretly just Vezon in disguise. GregF Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Is actually an evil AI made by LEGO, gone rogue. Vitamins. Quote I occasionally return to BZP for a nostalgic trip back. Hit me up on discord if you need anything. BZPRPG Characters that I will possibly revive, Mons-Shajs-Tarotrix-Aryll Vudigg-Jorruk Yokin-Senavysh Angavur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heraldor Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Vitamins implant a dormant zombie virus into your body so, when you die, you get reborn as part of a secret zombie army! Feathers Quote Will be writing stories shortly-Watch this space. Here's my blog, where you can listen to me read bad fanfics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 (edited) Are actually antigrav technology developed by the Atlanteans. Their true nature was concealed by the secret invention of the bird and “air resistance”. Atlantis Edited December 3, 2014 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heraldor Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Is New York Microphones Quote Will be writing stories shortly-Watch this space. Here's my blog, where you can listen to me read bad fanfics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Don't actually pic up your voice. Whatever the recording is is their cry for help, but they learn from what they hear, so they copy your speech, so you can't tell that they are sentient. Orangutans.... Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Actually a science experiment gone wrong. Trying to prove evolution, they crossed a human DNA and the DNA of an orange to create this orange ape. More experiments like this include bigfoot and chimpanzees. The pixel god's new plan. Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Is to sit back, relax, and watch as the world destroys itself. Books, and I mean the proper hardcover ones Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 They are all actually evil flying books that attack people by biting them and work together with Evil Santa. Only Axe cop and his team can beat them all. Bionicle 2015 1 Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 A plan by paperback books to retaliate against Evil Santa and his army of hardcovers. Swamps Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Are secretly breeding grounds to replicate Minecraft slimes in real life and destroy all the things!!! Vezon Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) Has never existed. He is a figment of some greater being's imagination, carelessly and hopelessly dragged around to whatever the being dreams up next. Holy Crusades. Edited December 6, 2014 by Makuta DUSt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Were committed by atheists. Chickens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Are unable to fly due to the fact that they are too fat, for all chickens mother, is the witch from Hansel and Gretel, selling the fat chickens to perdue, as the Biggest, candy flavored chicken on earth Bara Magna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAG18 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Was always a different planet from Aqua and Bota Magna. Time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 ...is what I tricked you all into wasting by creating this game in the first place. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nuclear Power Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Is how the US Annihilated Everyone in world war 2, by using it to create bombs The 8th toa, Ignika, toa of life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted December 6, 2014 Author Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) Is how the US Annihilated Everyone in world war 2, by using it to create bombs This is not a conspiracy, it's public knowledge and everything. Toa Ignika was actually one of the writers entering the story to sabotage it. It didn't work out, though, as he forgot to give his new form the power to speak. Sherlock Holmes Edited December 7, 2014 by Geardirector Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Hey mr geardirector, you forgot to tell me what my conspiracy has to be about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 That's because Mr Geardirector is an Illuminati, and this thread is coming dangerously close to revealing the truth of his plans and he wants to derail it. But we stopped him. Pastafarianism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 IS CHTULLU. Toast Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Was created as a cruel experiment to destroy all bread Kanohi Vahi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Can time travel after all, but the OoMN covered it up with help from aliens. Harry Potter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik the Three Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Harry Potter is secret CIA agent, which uses special effects to defeat Voldemort (Usama bin Ladin). Poland Quote At some point, I'll suddenly go on hiatus. I'm sorry for that. Nik, but still pronounced as Nick The Great Vakama or Clue official topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Was created by aliens to confuse us Minecraft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Has actually *dramatic pause* been mentioned here before! *overly dramatic gasping, one audience member screams and faints* USB drives, and i mean the small portable ones. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik the Three Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 They include small satelite (or how to spell it), which sends info about your position and files on disc to CIA. Some models also includes hidden microphone... Borat Quote At some point, I'll suddenly go on hiatus. I'm sorry for that. Nik, but still pronounced as Nick The Great Vakama or Clue official topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Actually happened, in an alternate universe. Mangos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Are really dragon fruit in disguise. Dragon fruit. Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Are really mangos in disguise. Disguises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin_verceles Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Disguises are commonly used by the government to observe where, what, when, why, and how people do anything. In other words, that banana sitting in your fruit basket wears a black suit in its alone time. Science. Quote justin_verceles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Is just the religion of atheists. BIONICLE Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik the Three Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 CIA caused it's comeback. Now with hidden cameras. End of Hero Factory Quote At some point, I'll suddenly go on hiatus. I'm sorry for that. Nik, but still pronounced as Nick The Great Vakama or Clue official topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xan Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 (edited) Caused by aliens. The Milky Way galaxy Edited December 9, 2014 by Craig B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Is inside a giant robot's head Phases of the moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Government propaganda dating back to the fifth century. Languages. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Really just the Illuminati's way of seperating the human race, making it easier to conquer. O.o TV's. Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 TV stands for twenty vegetables, showing that all screens are composed of radishes and eggplant. Checkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane-gerous Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Checkers contain kings. Kings are rulers. Who else are rulers? Illuminati. Checkers are illuminati confirmed. Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 Is the only hope for the universe of bread. Hair spray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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