Burnmad Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Well, we all want things, don't we? - Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MT Zehvor Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Wait how does that work? My first vote I hadn't voted for anyone.. so if that would mean the current count would bePhewffie: 0Kaiser: 7Burnmad: 1Zakaro: 8 Since prior to that the vote count was Phewffie: 0Kaiser: 7Burnmad: 1Zakaro: 7 And adding my one vote makes zakaro 8Right, that's what I meant. The count before your swerving swerves. -MT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manducus Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 I wasn't part of the countdown thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Exactly kaiser... but as i said to zakaro... you were just in the path and i didn't care who was harmed as long as i messed with the votes Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MT Zehvor Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 ==FINAL COUNT== Phewffie: 0Kaiser: 7Burnmad: 1Zakaro: 8 ====== The Skrall assembled in the middle of a hallway in Roxtus. A group of Skrall, accompanied by Stronius, stood guard over Zakaro, who had recently been convicted of Cupcake's muder. Stronius picked Zakaro up and growled at him. “Glatorian scum,” he muttered.“If the great Tuma wishes me to die, I will accept,” Zakaro said, trying his best to get the words out. “Let it be known that I served the great Tuma until the end.”“Shut up. You're filth.” And with that, Stronius tossed Zakaro into the air and readied his club. Zakaro made hangtime of about a second and a half, before falling back down and connecting solidly with Stronius' club as it was swung like a baseball bat. WHAM! Zakaro flew through several walls, smashed Chro's bed to bits, and eventually smacked into a wall, whereupon the ceiling caved in and crushed him. Zakaro, Skrall, Lynched The sun rose upon Roxtus Arena, and the Skrall mumbled among themselves as they moved towards their prepping tunnels, ready to be called upon for a battle if need be. The Glatorian were still alive and well, and would no doubt be active again during the night. Stronius promised extra rounds of guards, which inspired some confidence in the contestants...but concerns were not entirely abated. The contestants did not have to wait long to find out who would be called. Two battles would take place this time. A note was placed on a bulletin board for all contestants to read, which said; =================== Round 2 of the Tournament of Champions! Skrall #666, aka MoC VS. Skrall #9009, aka Ehks AND Skrall #0000, aka Eljay VS. Skrall #738, aka iBrow FIGHT ON! =================== The director had made his decisions...and the fight was on again. ====== Contestants, you have 24 hours to PM me your three actions! -MT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 was worth it Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesonak Posted May 28, 2014 Author Share Posted May 28, 2014 (edited) Yeah... I'd figured as much. RIP in Peace, Zakaro. We knew thee well. HAIL TUMA Intriguing (and hilarious) fight selections. This is going to be funny. Also, Stronius as executioner? Nice touch. -Mesonak Edited May 28, 2014 by Mesonak The Three Virtues YouTube Channel ----- ----- Check it out for laughs, discussion, and more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 This fight has narrowed the suspects of who the organizer is significantly. Also I don't really care that we missed a double hang, but it does make me curious about Kaiser's role . I assume we'll find out eventually. JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samus Aran-Bounty Hunter Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 ...The Slightly Annoyed Sandy, Bloody, Rubble-Covered Corpse would like to say that Burnmad has manipulated his way into gaining 2 coins this round, that of the corpses and that of Kaiser's, if the topic is correct. He does not know whether the coin of Kaiser has been returned as was asked. He would like to add that Voxumo is not worthy to even think about the great and mighty Tuma. Lastly he requests a double killing in the round of the next, and to keep close tabs on Kaiser, Burnmad, and that other one whose name is hard to remember and pronounce and type.Zakaro They call me Zakaro. You should too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Zakaro is out for revengeOh dear JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 ...The Slightly Annoyed Sandy, Bloody, Rubble-Covered Corpse would like to say that Burnmad has manipulated his way into gaining 2 coins this round, that of the corpses and that of Kaiser's, if the topic is correct. He does not know whether the coin of Kaiser has been returned as was asked. He would like to add that Voxumo is not worthy to even think about the great and mighty Tuma. Lastly he requests a double killing in the round of the next, and to keep close tabs on Kaiser, Burnmad, and that other one whose name is hard to remember and pronounce and type.Zakaro You can keep your thinking about the great and mighty tuma... only one warlord holds a place in my mind HAIL ZORK! Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 This game is managing the impossible task of making me agree with Voxumo.No, not about Zork. Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Comedy Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!? If only you had known what horrible retribution your comment would rain down upon you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 (edited) I must say, the insistence for a double hang is HIGHlY_SuSPecT. -Mesonak We're bloodthirsty Mafia players. It signifies nothing if we want to kill a lot of people. But you're new here, I understand. EDIT: And why did Zakaro smash into my bed of all things? >.> Edited May 28, 2014 by Chro save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underscore Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 We're bloodthirsty Mafia players.Oh, so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!?Wait what Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesonak Posted May 28, 2014 Author Share Posted May 28, 2014 We're bloodthirsty Mafia players. It signifies nothing if we want to kill a lot of people. But you're new here, I understand. Yeah... I guess you're right. -Mesonak The Three Virtues YouTube Channel ----- ----- Check it out for laughs, discussion, and more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manducus Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 (edited) This fight has narrowed the suspects of who the organizer is significantly. Also I don't really care that we missed a double hang, but it does make me curious about Kaiser's role . I assume we'll find out eventually. Edited May 28, 2014 by Kaiser Manducus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 This game is managing the impossible task of making me agree with Voxumo.No, not about Zork.Wait we are agreeing about something? *looks at you with wide eyes* Does that mean we are bonding? Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MT Zehvor Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 "Welcome to the Tournament of Champions, Day 2!” The crowd once again went wild. The tournament director had gone to great lengths to hide the unexpected deaths from the night before, and the crowd was more than willing to be blissfully ignorant. “We have back to back matches for you today!” the announcer's voice boomed. “First up...MOC and EHKS!” The two challengers walked onto the battlefield. Neither said a word as they moved into position. “On your mark...get set...go!” Both contestants instinctively raised their shields, each expecting an impending attack. A hush fell over the crowd as the two Skrall stood there, waiting for each other to charge. A few boos, and maybe a tomato or two, followed. The two contestants realized quickly that the crowd demanded action, and simply waiting for the other to attack wouldn't cut it. MoC pulled out her Thornax Launcher and sent a projectile flying towards Ehks. The crowd murmured at the first sign of excitement. The thornax, however, was met in mid air by Ehks' own thornax. The crowd began muttering, wondering if this round would produce a winner. MoC and Ehks, finally realizing that something needed to happen for this round to not end in disappointment, both drew their swords and charged at each other. The two met at mid-arena, with a flurry of blows following, each one countered by the other's sword. After a good 15 or so seconds...the two realized they would land no hits. The contestants were escorted off the arena with boos flying in from every corner. Skrall #666, MoC, and Skrall #9009, Ehks, battled to a draw! The crowd roared back to life when the announcer introduced the next two contestants. iBrow waved his hands in an attempt to bring the crowd to its feet. Eljay merely gestured rudely at iBrow and moved into a fight stance. “Fight!” iBrow smirked as he moved into position. He knew that Eljay would be sending a Thornax his way. All that would be required was to wait for the inevitable attack, and then deflect the volley back at his opponent. ...except the Thornax never came. As soon as Eljay saw iBrow move into a defensive stance, he took off from his position, screaming and waving his sword wildly. About 3/4ths of the way there, iBrow looked up and saw Eljay charging. He stumbled as he attempted to move into position to block the incoming attack, but the sheer intensity of Eljay was too much. Skrall #738 never stood a chance. WHAM! Skrall #738, iBrow, defeated by Skrall #000, Eljay The crowd went nuts, thoroughly excited for bloodshed, regardless of who's it was. Eljay continued gesturing rudely all throughout the process of collecting the reward, and then walked off into his locker room singing an obscene song. ===== +1 coin to Eljay!iBrow is injured and cannot vote this round. ===== -MT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Comedy Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Do I lose a coin by entering the fight? Tying this early is not a good sign for things to come :c If only you had known what horrible retribution your comment would rain down upon you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ehksidian Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 ...how Steam name: Ehksidian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MT Zehvor Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Do I lose a coin by entering the fight? Tying this early is not a good sign for things to come :cNope. You only lose coins if you spend them/give them away. -MT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesonak Posted May 29, 2014 Author Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) Lol@those outcomes How interesting. A tie, and a hilarious Eljay victory. GG to winners (well, winner, although I guess MoC/Ehks didn't lose anything so they're both winners!) -Mesonak Edited May 29, 2014 by Meso Zehvor The Three Virtues YouTube Channel ----- ----- Check it out for laughs, discussion, and more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MT Zehvor Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) Lol@those outcomes How interesting. A tie, and a hilarious Eljay victory. GG to winners (well, winner, although I guess MoC/Ehks didn't lose anything so they're both winners!) -MesonakYou're all winners to me. -MT Edited May 29, 2014 by MT Zehvor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) Meh. I'll be dead before the game ends anyway, so my chances of winning this were already at 0. Edited May 29, 2014 by Voltex Oblige JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manducus Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Well that's because you're an instigator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Okay kaiser JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underscore Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Who throws tomatoes at the contestants? I throw thornaxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I throw axes covered in thorns. save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underscore Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 I throw axes covered in thorns.Case in point. Nobody throws tomatoes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MT Zehvor Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 (edited) ==SCENE 2: A FINE NIGHT TO BE AN ASSASSIN== Night had fallen once more upon Roxtus. Normally, that would signal the end of the battles for the day...but tonight, the fighting was just beginning. The after hours brawling began between two Skrall, attempting to hone their skills for the following day. Jag and Pulse squared off in arena #3, practicing in anticipation of future matches. Pulse, still hyped from his victory over the now deceased SV earlier, had just beaten Jag in a practice battle and was now giving the young Skrall some tips on how to better his stance. “So put your foot forward, like this,” Pulse said, checking to make sure Jag understood before continuing. “Then you tighten your chest and swing your shoulders, like this.” Jag nodded, pausing to take notes. “Then, gripping your sword tightly, start your wind up and then-” BAM! A shot rang out from the stands in the arena. A Thornax collided solidly with Pulse's head, and one rather gory scene later, one less contestant remained. Pulse, Skrall, killed by Glatorian Jag looked at the fallen Pulse, still trying to take notes. “So...you fall down suddenly after raising your sword? Can't say I see how that'll help, but you're the undefeated champion here, so I'll take your word for it...” The Glatorian's actions were just the start of the killings that night. Mesonak was walking towards his good friend Eljay's room with a bottle of bubbly Thornax juice, ready to celebrate the latter's earlier victory over iBrow in the arena. He moved towards Eljay's room and opened the door... ...whereupon a pile of canisters burst out of the room and tumbled over Mesonak. “AUGH!” Mesonak yelled, as one particular canister containing dozens of lime green pieces smacked him solidly in the head and made a horrible shattering noise. Mesonak recovered quickly and searched through the scene. After a quick examination, Mesonak found Eljay's body, which had been crushed under the weight of several hundred canisters, and a note left by a certain assassin. “The canisters send their regards. Sincerely, iBrow.” Mesonak cursed under his breath. Eljay would have if he was alive. Eljay, Skrall, assassinated But the killings weren't done yet. A certain contestant sat on his bed, counting his coins. While the organizer may have been running the game, this shadowy figure had been the real one pulling the strings so far. Or, so he thought. His door flying off the hinges and smashing into his wall heralded the introduction of a very different way of thinking. Burnmad stumbled to his feet and dove for his weapon. Unfortunately for him, he had failed to realize that the weapon itself was the trap. And the person at the door was merely an overly excited Voxumo who just wanted to share with him the joys of hugging a Squiggly Spooch. BOOM! Burnmad's weapon exploded, sending bits of it and him everywhere. Voxumo wiped the resulting remains off of his armor, noticing pieces of a horribly voice acted Glatorian as he went. Burnmad, Glatorian Gresh, assassinated “...well,” Voxumo said at last, “he may have been dirty Glatorian scum...but he has a soul like us all. And for that, he deserves a proper burial.” And so what was left of Burnmad's body got dragged to the pile of canisters that had crushed Eljay earlier and was unceremoniously dumped in. ====== The contestants who did manage to wake up the following morning found themselves survivors of a bloodbath the night before. There was going to be almost no way to cover up the attacks from the previous night...that said, catching another Glatorian would go a long ways to appeasing the mighty Tuma. And, who knows...perhaps the subplot of a Glatorian conspiracy would only heighten interest in the games. ==SUSPECT LIST==(For Pulse's killing) Starparu: Runs a side business as an investigator, hates customers of any competitionChro: Was shunned by Jag earlier when he offered him fighting lessonsUnit: Had a modified Thornax launcher with a laser sight confiscated from his roomShadow Flaredrick: His internet search history for the past two weeks consisted mainly of browsing through gun stores Voting ends in 24 hours! -MT Edited May 30, 2014 by MT Zehvor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manducus Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 (edited) Everyone seems suspicious. Edited May 30, 2014 by Kaiser Manducus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesonak Posted May 30, 2014 Author Share Posted May 30, 2014 .......Wow. I'm a little shellshocked at the moment, I'll need some time to process this and come up with a witty rhyme or two. RIP in Peace Pulse, Eljay, and Burnmad. Also, for what it's worth, I hired an investigator yesterday to investigate Voxumo. He's a regular Skrall. -Mesonak The Three Virtues YouTube Channel ----- ----- Check it out for laughs, discussion, and more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 He who provides me with the list of contributors to the coins that were used to kill me will be the only survivor. - Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Comedy Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Waiting to see what bandwagon starts. He who provides me with the list of contributors to the coins that were used to kill me will be the only survivor. - This doesn't sound good If only you had known what horrible retribution your comment would rain down upon you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eljay: Toa of Mangosteen Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 He who provides me with the list of contributors to the coins that were used to kill me will be the only survivor. - You first, scrubo. Also, I regret nothing. Total arena humiliation of iBrow and Burnmad? So worth it. My sacrifice was not in vain. Tuma this, Tuma that, I am dead. =P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Three Virtues | Eljay: The Becoming | BioCraft: Chronicles Go give a read to an amazing epic, Seven Lives... Two Faces, written by Kini Hawkeye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manducus Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 He who provides me with the list of contributors to the coins that were used to kill me will be the only survivor. - I still need my coin back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnmad Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Eljay, I'm not sure you understand the fact that I am now going to round-1 you in every single game I have the ability to, for the rest of this website's life. - Avatar by Brickeens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Okay. Captain of the Guard, Mastermind, please contact me. We have things to discuss. I swear, I will have my revenge. On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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