Steal the Mask 3

[Guest]

I coal rain upon you.

 

My mask.

[Durahk]

I take the coal turn them into diamonds, make a sword and run you through.

 

my mask! 

[Jonathan Crane]

I can swing my sword, sword, sword mah diamond sword, sword

 

my mask

[Dane-gerous]

I summon all the characters I have ever created to beat you to death.

My. Mask.

[Jonathan Crane]

I summon the JLA and the Watchmen upon you

 

my mask

[skratchR]

I do a pohatu on you.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I do a boulevard of broken dreams on you.

 

My mask.

[IcarusBen]

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,

I made it out of clay,

and when it's dry and ready,

I'll steal the mask from they.

 

My mask and dreidel.

[ShadowVezon]

I force-feed you clay until it suffocates you.

 

My Mask.

[Durahk]

The mask you stole was made of clay, i have the real mask!

 

my mask!

[ShadowVezon]

It's a good thing that I now know you have the real one. I make you choke on the fake Mask, and take the real one from you.

 

My Mask.

[Durahk]

My body is made completely of armor i don't have a mouth.

 

Your attempt to steal the mask has failed and you were killed by Rahkshi legions. The mask is mine!  

[ShadowVezon]

I take control of the Rahkshi legions, since I have the ability to assimilate beings and all. I then use them to rip you apart.

 

My Mask.

[Jonathan Crane]

The Dark Hunters upon you

 

my mask

[ShadowVezon]

However, since I am a Dark Hunter myself, they instead help me get the Mask from you.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

I corrupt the universe with my "essence". *some audience members gasp as they think they realize what I mean*

 

 

 

*they don't*

 

My mask.

[Guest]

I unhitch your wagon from its post. You roll down a hill.

 

FATALITY.

 

My mask.

[Volatile]

Only to realize that it was you who was in the wagon all along

 

My mask

[Durahk]

You land on a "go to jail" card and loose everything you own to me.

 

My mask!

[Guest]

Only then do you realize that you were the wagon, and also under my control. You take the brunt of the blow, and I emerge from your charred remains with only a scratch.

 

My mask.

[Durahk]

The scratch become infected and you die from disease.

 

My mask.

[Onaku]

I am the disease. You die from me as well.

 

My mask.

[Durahk]

The temperature drops, you go extinct, i reclaim the mask.

 

My mask.  

[Jonathan Crane]

Wolverine stabs you

 

my Mask

[ShadowVezon]

I use my power over Magnetism to fling Wolverine into the stratosphere.

 

My Mask.

Edited December 27, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Durahk]

Wolverine burn up in the sun leaving his metal skeleton which turns into a blob, come back into the atmosphere, rockets back to earth and hits you in the face.

 

My mask! 

[ShadowVezon]

I then magnetically grab the blob, and force it into the center of the Earth, where gravity shall leave it forever trapped.

 

My Mask.

[skratchR]

I am taking a bath in the magma of the mantle. As you ascend back to the surface from the core, I grab the mask from behind you, by hitting you in the back so hard, that my hand goes through your body, brabs the mask you hold in your hand, and goes back out.

 

My mask.

 

Could we call this a 'core gore'?

 

Okay, I'll go to the corner...

[Jonathan Crane]

I cut your face off

 

FATALITY!

 

MY MASK

[Some Random Phrase]

You fall down a pothole. I then run you over with a steamroller.

 

My Mask.

[Jonathan Crane]

I rise from the pot hole, and throw you out of the steamroller

 

my mask

[Onaku]

I throw a plot hole at you, and a chronological error to boot. You die from the amount of plot incoherence.

 

My masks.

[Durahk]

Masks as in plural?

I fill the plot hole with reboot cement, making you powerless and giving me the ability to kill you with kindness.

 

My mask!

[ShadowVezon]

(Long, long ago we had a massive amount of AU Masks, which caused great confusion over who had what Mask. In the end, we destroyed everyone of those AU Masks except the main universe one. We're in one of those alternate universes, so I've no idea how we've still got a Mask to fight over, but whatever. I'm going to assume he brought them through the Plot Hole, so it makes sense.)

 

I break through the ground behind Durahk and stab him through the chest, super-heating my body to melt the (presumed) Rahkshi. "It's a pity new Seekers die so easily, or I might get a sense of satisfaction from ending your quest."

I then teleport away from the puddle of liquid metal, and personally warp every single Mask back to its home dimension, to stop the utter mess that having multiple Masks caused last time.

 

My Mask.

Edited December 28, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon

[Guest]

That plot hole created a dimensional flux that had me survive the infection. Sucks for you. I grab your mind and shatter your soul into millions of different theoretical non-matter subspace particles. I create a rapidly shifting wormhole which I then throw your theoretical remains into, where each shard is flung into a completely different universe.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

(Oh, so we're playing the alternate universe game are we? Well, I can play too.)

 

A portal appears and I fly out, having entered here from the alternate universe of Steal the Mask 2. I drop a shard of my soul and quickly disappear to the safety of the alternate universe. You can't touch me while I'm there, not unless you could revive Steal the Mask 2. Sucks, doesn't it?

 

Anyway, a body forms around the shard, and I quickly get back into action, teleporting behind Gukko Lord and greeting him by teleporting his body parts several galaxies away from each other.

 

My Mask.

Edited December 29, 2014 by Neo ShadowVezon

[skratchR]

I buy aperture science, and become the owner of every portal and portal guns around. I then make chaos among you, and portal the mask to my hands.

 

My mask and aperture science.

[ShadowVezon]

However, I pull the Mask back through the portal, as you forgot that people can go through portals too.

 

My Mask.

[Specter Knight]

I turn off those portals, and make new ones that go from floor to ceiling, leaving you stuck in an ever-accelerating loop whilst I take off with your mask.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I simply teleport out of the loop. I then teleport you into the loop.

 

My Mask.