Lemony Lepid Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 "are you still there?"lego turrets"there you are..."PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW your dead, I grab the mask. Mine. ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I take advantage of your apparent obsession with Portal, and give you the ASHPoD. While you screw around, I grab the mask and reunite with my fleet of LEGO hovercraft. My mask! Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 (edited) I hastily construct a LEGO soapbox to announce that the "LEGO-related posts" guideline is now being loosened due to the Bionicle-related premise of this game. After that, I whack you with it because violence can be fun (but never in real life, kids). My mask! Edited December 12, 2013 by -Windrider- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I ask you just what you leaned by "loosened", shoot you with a Midak Skyblaster, and before taking the mask, ask for more sources on this rule change. I then fly away. My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 (edited) I pilot a LEGO Knightmare Frame and proceed to swat you aside while explaining that by "loosened," I mean: "I encourage you to try to use LEGO in your posts, but since the object of this game already revolves around a Bionicle item, I'm not going to make frustrated posts about how you should use strictly LEGO-related actions anymore. As for sources, me, I guess? I figure this won't harm anything." I end up forgetting about swatting you and otherwise monologue you to tears. My mask? Edited December 12, 2013 by -Windrider- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I crash a gigantic spaceship on you, then reverse it a bit, get out of it and take the mask from your squished corpse. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underscore Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I take a kohlii stick and start catapulting flaming kohlii balls in your direction. When you try to dodge them, I grab the mask. My mask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I fly in with my armada of LEGO hovercraft to destroy you. Obviously, I succeed. Thus, My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Unfortunately for you, your hovercrafts were all destroyed as I re-crashed my spaceship into the same area, squishing you in the process. I again back it up a bit, get out of the spaceship, and take the mask. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 (edited) I launch my entire arsenal of NucLEGO Weapons at you. Bye-bye, spacecraft! The mask, of course, being invincible, is unscathed, but now radioactive. My Mask and Radiation Suit. Edited December 13, 2013 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 being a robot comes in handy sometimes... I take the mask from your hands with a lego grav gun. my mask. ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 I bide my time while you are slowly driven insane by your own Geiger counters. While you begin rambling incoherently, I nab the mask, and gladly welcome you to the new age. My Radioactive, Radioactive Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Yeah, but don't get too close; it's dark inside. It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide. My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 (edited) I steal your hat. When you fly into a rage and pursue me without relent, I drop the hat and grab the mask. My Mask. Weird how I can run so fast in HAZMAT Edited December 13, 2013 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 I put a hole in your hazmat while not wearing a hazmat myself. We both die from radiation poisoning immediately due to my method demanding so. Next poster's mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Uh... Thanks? My Mask, I guess. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 I build a doomsday device, and set it to "mild apocalyptic murmurs", warning everyone to the horror which is about to unfold. While you are terrified stiff, I take the mask from you, go back to my doomsday device and set it to "regular old demonic apocalypse". So long, suckers. The mask is mine, and the demon apocalypse is on. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I grab my Great Negotiator (a shawtguhn) and blast through your army of demons. Then I begin to RIP AND TEAR you before delivering the coup de grace, the Night Train. Oh, and obligatory reference to the mask itself, too. My Mask Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observedhalo Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 (edited) I summon the Dark Calibur Saber and eviscerate you. I then erase the events of the last 24 hours by killing Toa Onaku before he build's the doomsday device. I then proceed to kill you before you receive the mask from Onaku, thus me getting the mask from him. This renders the events I have described null-and-void so I decide to just kill you. My Mask. Edited December 16, 2013 by Observedhalo "Poor Cyclonus - Sworn To Reject A World That Hates and Fears Him. He And I Are Very Similar, Really: Two Reformed Characters Struggling To Make Our Way In Life. He Just Has Less Violent Coping Strategies." Whirl My BZPRPG Characters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 But I still have the Negotiator. *headshot* My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I recognize the irrelevance of everything that you mentioned and go on a six-minute rant on said topic of stupidity and irrelevance of pointless reasoning entirely without punctuation because seriously who uses that nowadaysUpon my pointing this out you become distracted and confused by trying to figure out whether or not I insulted your intellectAfter this point, Onaku takes the mask(What, you expected me to take it or something) save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 (edited) After taking the mask, I go back to a backup doomsday device and activate it. I reserve a seat for Chro in my doomsday survival airship, then take off. This time, the doomsday device has a time lock function. So in effect, it prevents anyone from going back in time and changing the course of events in my life leading up to this point. My mask, and the demon apocalypse still rages. Edited December 16, 2013 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 (edited) Uhh, Negotiator. It even works on escape vehicles! My Mask, and Onaku's demons live no more. Edited December 16, 2013 by The Dapper Man Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 (edited) As the dapper man twitches and turns in his hallucinatory state, probably dreaming about kicking everyone's butt, I continue flying away in my escape vehicle. My mask, and the apocalypse rages on. Edited December 16, 2013 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 ...Dude, that's really insulting. Um... I use physical magics to give Onaku a heart attack, causing him to crash his aircraft, killing both him and Chro. Meanwhile, I'm still stuck here gunning down his demons, so the mask is up for grabs. Next Poster's Mask? Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Sorry, wasn't trying to imply anything of such, I forgot to describe how I somehow poisoned you with hallucinatory chemicals. Sorry about that... Anyway, I survive the heart attack AND the crash, looking upon the unfortunately deceased Chro. "Very well." I say. "You brought this upon yourself." I take the mask again, put it in a backpack and look around myself. I see one intact cannon on the ground, it must have survived the crash. I load it and aim it at you. Bon voyage von Dapper Man. Boom. The mask is mine, and the dapper man has been... taken care of. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I "politely" ask you not to completely nullify your deaths... by beheading you with the Great Negotiator. My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I come up behind you and snap your head off, me not having died due to you shooting the head off a decoy mannequin. It just so happens that the mask you took from the mannequin was also a decoy, so the mask was always in my hands. Still my mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 BANHAMMER Solves everything, I tell you. My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 ONLY I CAN WIELD oh wait I'm not an admin. So um INDEFINITESUSPENSIONHAMMER! My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) Since the Dapper man can't and never has been able to wield the BANHAMMER, I turn out not to be banned. I then take a regular hammer, hit you in the back of your head, and take the mask. My mask Edited December 17, 2013 by Toa Onaku BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 I, uh, eat you and the mask. My mask. BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katoris Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 I stick my hand down your throat and pull it out, then I shoot you with a Midak Skyblaster.I go wash my hands. My mask. | Tahukan's Comics Mark II | I love Tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 I rig your sink with explosives. Boom. My mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observedhalo Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Gannon returns. My Mask. "Poor Cyclonus - Sworn To Reject A World That Hates and Fears Him. He And I Are Very Similar, Really: Two Reformed Characters Struggling To Make Our Way In Life. He Just Has Less Violent Coping Strategies." Whirl My BZPRPG Characters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Gannon dies. My Mask. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Gannon revives. My mask. BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observedhalo Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Since reviving Ganon is The Adventure of Link requires link to well, you know, die, the other Zelda kills you. My Mask. "Poor Cyclonus - Sworn To Reject A World That Hates and Fears Him. He And I Are Very Similar, Really: Two Reformed Characters Struggling To Make Our Way In Life. He Just Has Less Violent Coping Strategies." Whirl My BZPRPG Characters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underscore Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 I push a button and the world blows up. I leap from the destroyed lego blocks and conquer the world. And claim the mask. My mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Since I cannot use the BANHAMMER, I simply use a BANMALLET. They're dual-wield-able, you know. My Mask. Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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