Ninjago Mafia:Feudal Kingdoms

Makuta Luroka · February 20, 2015

I had no clue. How long has this been public knowledge? xD

Long enough to merit the creation of this:

Chro · February 20, 2015

to be fair to plogitarf, I don't know if it was outright stated before, so much as very heavily implied

Manducus · February 20, 2015

QP could use his rl connection and bribe Seaborgium from giving him a morbid death.

Edited February 20, 2015 by Councilor Manducus

Hitoshura · February 21, 2015

Lim AS(H --> 0) OF (f(ehks + H) - f(ehks))/ H = LIFE.

How derivative.
...

Can we please not integrate bad puns into this thread? (My jokes are too good for you anyway.)

how dare you bad puns are a part of mafia

Seaborgium · February 21, 2015

I'm really sorrry guys. I had some issues accessing my account on a new computer and was too bogged down with schoolwork and other things to really devote much time to it. Any way, here's the scene.

DAY FOUR

The vote was nearly unanimous. The crowd sought the blood of Quisoves. He knew this. He knew he fate was sealed. He stared at the crowd, defiant.

Some in the crowd envied him. Even though the they saw the glint of the fear of death in his eyes, as is natural among any man, even a ninja, he had a certainty about him. He knew his job, and he had carried it out. He knew his fate, and would meet his death in the light of day, not unexpectadly in the night as yet some in the crowd would. He knew he who his friends, he knew his prey. Only three others in the crowd shared that privelige. The rest were forced to live in fear, waiting for the silent death at night, or death at bloodthirsty mob at the day. The rest had to live not knowing whether the person next to them was the only who could preserve them, or the one who bring their death.

Quisoves cursed his fate. The dragon-bone dice that picked who would go on the mission had chosen him. The ancient ways the of the Shinobi were not to be questioned. Yet the wisdom of sending one so suspected as he escaped him. Still, what choice did he have?

One of the crowd, beat on a drum as Quisoves was led to the chop. The drum stopped. The sword fell. Thus died Quisoves, the Ninja spy.

**********

Later, they took his body, and fed it to the koi in the pond, and to the local potoo population.

Legend has it that, as the whisker faced golden fish enjoyed the rare delicacy, a lone potoo inscribed a haiku on the ground:

Now he is fish-food

The ninja spy, Quisoves

'MOOOOM', his funeral dirge.

********

Quisoves Pugnat-Executed Day Four-Ice Kingdom, Ninja.

(Note: the local legends about potoo as omen bringers are not to be trusted. Using crazy birds' rhymes as evidence is not sound reasoning)

Edited February 22, 2015 by Seaborgium

fishers64 · February 21, 2015

*slow clap* One down, three to go.

otter · February 21, 2015

Good show, gentlemen. And now that he's dead I say it's safe to say that yes, I invested QP. And obviously, yes, he was the ninja. And now QP and I shall join the chorus of celestial potoos and laugh at all of you still-living folks.

MOOOOM

**Ehksidian** · February 21, 2015

RIP me.

fishers64 · February 21, 2015

RIP me.

I think that is quite a foolish assumption, all things considered. I think it is possible that you're a ninja, but considerably unlikely.

Especially given what QP said earilier in talking to Pulse. I think your situation it was his brainchild...it just makes sense for the two of you to be in the same faction. :???: If that's the case, you're not a ninja nor in any danger of turning into one.

**Ehksidian** · February 21, 2015

I think that is quite a foolish assumption, all things considered. I think it is possible that you're a ninja, but considerably unlikely.

Especially given what QP said earilier in talking to Pulse. I think your situation it was his brainchild...it just makes sense for the two of you to be in the same faction. If that's the case, you're not a ninja nor in any danger of turning into one.

considering what i was told to do yeah i'm dead now.

death by ninja.

fishers64 · February 21, 2015

considering what i was told to do yeah i'm dead now.
death by ninja.

Yeah, that would sort of make sense, I guess.

otter · February 21, 2015

The kingdom which is soon to die salutes you all

MOOOOM

(two of us have already died though)

**Portalfig** · February 21, 2015

But we will go down with this ship bravely and with solace in the fact that you guys can take them out. Goodbye, everyone.

:usa:

Edited February 21, 2015 by Major Maes Hughes

otter · February 21, 2015

did you mean solace instead of solitude, portal

i mean we all die alone but y'know

alternatively there's an alternate use of the word solitude that I didn't remember

**Portalfig** · February 21, 2015

...

no we are all going to die sad and alone duh

Manducus · February 21, 2015

Well that was certainly morbid, alright.

Edited February 21, 2015 by Councilor Manducus

fishers64 · February 21, 2015

Will the ice kingdom members continue to post their affiliation to the Ice Kingdom so everyone knows not to kill them off? Make the ninjas work harder.

Not like anyone but the Ninjas are killing people anyway though.

Seaborgium · February 22, 2015

Oh, I forgot to mention. QP was Ice Kingdom. I'll my other post.

Hitoshura · February 22, 2015

I think that is quite a foolish assumption, all things considered. I think it is possible that you're a ninja, but considerably unlikely.

Especially given what QP said earilier in talking to Pulse. I think your situation it was his brainchild...it just makes sense for the two of you to be in the same faction. If that's the case, you're not a ninja nor in any danger of turning into one.

considering what i was told to do yeah i'm dead now.
death by ninja.

You honestly made it sound like we kill each other by ninja-ing their posts

Shadowhawk · February 22, 2015

Will the ice kingdom members continue to post their affiliation to the Ice Kingdom so everyone knows not to kill them off? Make the ninjas work harder.

Not like anyone but the Ninjas are killing people anyway though.

...

*warily raises hand*

...

In Between the Shadows · February 22, 2015

Might as well *puts hand up*

Ehks and I will probably be dead in 2 nights

E: This have given me inspiration...

Edited February 22, 2015 by Snow Queen Eva

fishers64 · February 22, 2015

Will the ice kingdom members continue to post their affiliation to the Ice Kingdom so everyone knows not to kill them off? Make the ninjas work harder.

Not like anyone but the Ninjas are killing people anyway though.
*warily raises hand*

Might as well *puts hand up*

Ecks and I will probably be dead in 2 nights

E: This have given me inspiration...

*dips head in quiet solidarity*

Anything's possible, I suppose. Perhaps we may eliminate the ninja in time to save some of you.

**Ehksidian** · February 22, 2015

Ecks

who is this.

why are they trying to impersonate me.

In Between the Shadows · February 22, 2015

...

Opps

Seaborgium · February 23, 2015

NIGHT FOUR

Pulse knew his fate. He knew he would be killed for what he had done. And he was right.

As the moon shone its silver rays through the windows of the building, it scarse illumination provided enough light for the killer to do his work. Pulse awoke just to see the killer plunge a kunai into his chest.

********

Chro awoke. He sensed an intruder. He armed himself and hid amongst the shadows, quieting his breath and waiting to strke. The intruder entered and walked clumsily towards where Chro had been moments before. Chro noted the odd gait of his would-be assassin, as the intruder moved with oddly measured steps, closer and closer to Chro. The intruder almost brushed with Chro, but kept walking.

Chro seized his chance; quickly from behind he thrust his sword through the back of the intruder. But instead of encounted flesh and bone, his sword clanged against gears and got stuck in cogs and pulleys were organ should have been. Whoever, whatever this was, turned towards its head towards Chro.

Chro did not know what killed as he lost consciousness. He felt no blade, no arrow. He just died.

*******

In the morning the two bodies of the victims were found, the kunai with the worn down handle still in Pulse's chest. Chro carried orders from the Earth Samurai, Pulse from the Ice Kingdom. Dismayed, the sages decided to met with their compatriots again, and prepare themselves for the following days.

You have 24 hours to vote, then 48 hours to elect your roles, and to tell me if you want to carry them out that night.

Quisoves Potoo · February 23, 2015

I'd say Grochi was Chro's killer, but...

fishers64 · February 23, 2015

I'd say Xaeraz killed Chro. But he's not playing this game. Cogs and pulleys - sounds robotic.

I vote Gengar for now, but open to switching if I get better evidence.

Seaborgium · February 24, 2015

I know it's so wierd not having Quisoves to vote for. But really, you guys do need to vote.

**Edelgard** · February 24, 2015

I know it's so wierd not having Quisoves to vote for. But really, you guys do need to vote.

i refuse

Seaborgium · February 24, 2015

Techinically speaking, unless you guys vote within an hour, Gengar dies.

**Ehksidian** · February 24, 2015

i vote gengar

**Edelgard** · February 24, 2015

Techinically speaking, unless you guys vote within an hour, Gengar dies.

i'm okay with that scenario

otter · February 24, 2015

I'd say Grochi was Chro's killer, but...

i'm not robotic you bloody git

Seaborgium · February 24, 2015

32 minutes left to vote...

5 minutes...

**Portalfig** · February 24, 2015

fishers because lawls

E: did I make it?

Edited February 24, 2015 by Major Maes Hughes

fishers64 · February 24, 2015

Really, go vote for someone else. I don't want to start a bandwagon to kill the wrong person, again, just because I was stupid enough to actually vote while everyone else decided to go play ping-pong.

Seaborgium · February 24, 2015

DAY FIVE

Everyone was pretty bored, so they killed Gengar. The end.

*********

Gengar-Executed Day Five-Earth Kingdom Healer.

You guys have 48 hours to elect your guys and take actions if you want to.

Quisoves Potoo · February 24, 2015

I'd say Grochi was Chro's killer, but...

i'm not robotic you bloody git

I'm terribly sorry, I thought that you were , though apparently that's Rucks.

fishers64 · February 24, 2015

Rucks did it.

Rahkshi Guurahk · February 24, 2015

Rucks did it.

I read that as 'rahks' :3

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