Ninjago Mafia:Feudal Kingdoms

**Burnmad** · February 5, 2015

Sanctions against the use of screencaps are actually a fairly recent addition to BZP Mafia.

Personally, I was ahead of the curve on wanting that rule.

*Snaps fingers*

Chro · February 5, 2015

They can be immensely helpful, but it kinda squashes the fun when you have to do some quick photo editing instead of lie and connive.

Seaborgium · February 5, 2015

DAY THREE

Burnmad. It was surely Burnmad. Who else would write strange rhyme in blood?

"Slay the colonel!" "He has written his own sentence in blood!" "Hear! Hear! I back the motion!" The maddened crowd grabbed Burnmad.

"Halt! I bid you, stay your hand! Can you not see that it Ehks who has slain Yo Yo?" cried Pulse.

"Perhaps he has point", consented many. Now a section of the crowd turned to Ehks, crying for his execution.

But it was not enough. The majority still was for the death of Burnmad. Many hands grabbed on to Burnmad. He struggled, but the force of the crowd was too great. They thrust him out the nearest window. He fell down three stories, and then hit the rocky ground with a thud. The defenestrated Burnmad was most certainly dead.

*****

They looked upon the Burnmad dead,

the writing seemed to seal his fate.

They said he did the heinous crime,

and wrote it in a gory rhyme.

Forgetful thus, remembering late

that blood itself is also red.

*****

Burnmad-Earth Kingdom Assassin-executed day three.

Quisoves Potoo · February 5, 2015

They can be immensely helpful, but it kinda squashes the fun when you have to do some quick photo editing instead of lie and connive.

Heck, you don't even need photo-editing. Inspect Element is all you require.

Edited February 5, 2015 by Quisoves Pugnat

Chro · February 5, 2015

ssssshhhhh we weren't supposed to tell them that

but uh... ######.

I TRIED TO VOTE EHKS

Seaborgium · February 6, 2015

ssssshhhhh we weren't supposed to tell them that

but uh... ######.

I TRIED TO VOTE EHKS

I saw that. I'm almost certain that Burnmad still would have been hanged. Beside, you said "maybe I'll change to Ehks". That's not protocol. You needed to say "I change my vote from Burnmad to Ehks".

Chro · February 6, 2015

Huh, I was pretty sure I did actually change my vote.

Either way... Burn's dead. Sorry man.

Quisoves Potoo · February 6, 2015

Either way... Burn's dead. Sorry man.

Indeed. Sorry about that, old chap. Have an echidna.

And no, I'm not going to say anything more on the subject, since it inevitably will be used to incriminate me. I am, after all, the Bad Bart of BZPower Mafia.

In Between the Shadows · February 6, 2015

Either way... Burn's dead. Sorry man.
Indeed. Sorry about that, old chap. Have an echidna.

Sorry sir, no smuggling Australia's animals over the border.

Trijhak · February 6, 2015

It's Waitangi Day (for New Zealand), and you post an Echidna instead of a Kiwi? :plain:

Come on. We can at least get geography right, right? Kiwis > Echidnas anyway.

**Edelgard** · February 6, 2015

Ha

I killed the killer of an enemy kingdom

I shall now leave

Manducus · February 6, 2015

Then who shall be the voice of reason that will guide us?

Edited February 6, 2015 by Councilor Manducus

Hitoshura · February 7, 2015

well we never had one so why start now

**Edelgard** · February 7, 2015

Then who shall be the voice of reason that will guide us?

well we never had one so why start now

I partially agree

I should usually not be considered a voice of reason, but

You should listen to me regardless

Trijhak · February 7, 2015

Oh great, wondrous and mighty Voltex, King of absolutely everything with absolutely no exceptions, who should we lynch next time? We shall listen to your words forevermore.

**Edelgard** · February 7, 2015

Oh great, wondrous and mighty Voltex, King of absolutely everything with absolutely no exceptions, who should we lynch next time? We shall listen to your words forevermore.

Lynch the Potoo

Seaborgium · February 8, 2015

NIGHT THREE

Grochi silently crept out and slid into the shadows. He quickly climbed into the rafters of the old hall and waited. He mused to himself how similar was his modus operandi to that of his enemies. But he knew that what he did was necessary for his kingdom. "Knowledge is the ultimate weapon in this sort of warfare," he thought.

He had to remain perfectly quiet. He wore a dark grey cloak to blend with the shadows, not unlike his enemies, and would have been mistaken for a ninja had anyone caught him.

He heard a noise. "They will find me! They will execute me like one of the ninja dogs!" he thought. He then realized that the noise came from behind him, not from below.

Thankfully, the person who found him did not mistake him for a ninja. Less thankfully, this was because this person knew who his comrades were.

"Oh, hai," the shadowy figure on the rafters behind him said. "Looking for someone?".

Grochi tried to remain calm. But he realized that the ninja knew exactly were he was.

"Well I was," the shinobi said, "You really ought to respond. It's quite rude to just sit there when someone's talking to you."

Grochi unsheathed his blade. "First I wait for you, and now you won't even respond. Spies these days have no manners," the ninja said.

Finally Grochi spoke; "Away! I demand to know who you are!".

"Oh dear, such demands. I think put an end to this conversation."

The ninja slowly drew a knife.

Grochi was quick to respond. His knife sailed through the air at the shinobi.

His target, however, was not unprepared as Grochi believed; an object in his hand seemed to expand. The knife was deflected, and it fell to the ground below, useless.

Grochi now realized that he was doomed. The threw his dagger into the unarmed Grochi.

Grochi staggered. "A thousand potoos shall MOOOOOOOM for me" he muttered.

Then he fell. As body hit the floor, a lone potoo landed nearby. In his blood it wrote the following

Now so dead is this Grochi

Burnmad, he shall join thee,

but not all rhymes are clues, you see.

******

"Oh dear, what a mess", muttered Overscore.

Quisoves took out a fan and cooled himself off with it. "I think I may faint".

"what a bummer, brah", the ever phlegmatic Tyler said.

"He appears to be an Ice Kingdom spy. He carries the signet ring of the Ice Samurai" noted Unit.

"So was he aN ICE GUY?", mused Portalfig.

After various such comments, the sages realized that the Ninja would not be satisfied with less than their complete destruction,and decided again to commence an execution in 24 hours.

*****

Grochi ad Infinitum- killed Night 3- Ice Kingdom Spy.

**Ehksidian** · February 8, 2015

I VOTE QUISOVES

Trijhak · February 8, 2015

I too vote Quisoves.

Not getting away with it this time.

Edited February 8, 2015 by I HATE PUNS.

**Portalfig** · February 8, 2015

"A thousand potoos shall MOOOOOOOM for me"

best single line of dialogue all years

That was amazing

otter · February 8, 2015

I trust that my death shall be avenged, and that the potoos shall reveal my killer.

For it seems my investigation shall not.

fishers64 · February 8, 2015

I vote Quisoves Pugnat.

Old bird gave it away.

Edited February 8, 2015 by fishers64

otter · February 8, 2015

Completely unexpected by everybody, I have returned to life in the form of a potoo!

I vote MOOOOOM

**Edelgard** · February 9, 2015

Die Quisoves

Your birds will not save you now

JAG18 · February 9, 2015

I'll join this bandwagon; voting for QP.

**Portalfig** · February 9, 2015

Voting QP.

Quisoves Potoo · February 9, 2015

This is getting old. :burnmad:

Voting Rahkshi Guurahk.

Samus Aran-Bounty Hunter · February 9, 2015

on one hand I want to be skeptical of this and dispute things

but the potoo and RNG have both clearly chosen their champion, not to mention the bandwagon..

Guess I'll vote for QP as well and point out that we kinda need better RNGs or something. XD

Zakaro

Toa Chuck · February 9, 2015

The Evidence all points in one direction.

Vote: ~~Potoo~~ Quisoves

**Edelgard** · February 9, 2015

This is getting old.

Voting Rahkshi Guurahk.

Actually it's still brand new

otter · February 9, 2015

Moooooom

(Translation: it's not old at all)

Quisoves Potoo · February 9, 2015

Translation:

I am the Bad Bart of BZPower Mafia, and have been for some time. Y'all are voting for me on that basis, as you are all too wont to do. Put an end to discrimination against Bad Barts!

Edited February 9, 2015 by Quisoves Pugnat

Makuta of Time · February 9, 2015

Wait, so if Otter said that a thousand Potoos shall mourn for me, wouldn't that be saying that QP isn't our guy?

fishers64 · February 9, 2015

Translation:
I am the Bad Bart of BZPower Mafia, and have been for some time. Y'all are voting for me on that basis, as you are all too wont to do. Put an end to discrimination against Bad Barts!

Wait, so if Otter said that a thousand Potoos shall mourn for me, wouldn't that be saying that QP isn't our guy?

It's possible, especially since Seaborgium said the rhyme wasn't the clue. But that doesn't prove that the bird isn't.

*sigh* It just seems that people want QP dead for whatever reason. Probably due to his unfortunate streak of luck with the RNG. I sympathize, but the evidence does point that way, sorry man.

Quisoves Potoo · February 9, 2015

Translation:
I am the Bad Bart of BZPower Mafia, and have been for some time. Y'all are voting for me on that basis, as you are all too wont to do. Put an end to discrimination against Bad Barts!

Wait, so if Otter said that a thousand Potoos shall mourn for me, wouldn't that be saying that QP isn't our guy?
It's possible, especially since Seaborgium said the rhyme wasn't the clue. But that doesn't prove that the bird isn't.

*sigh* It just seems that people want QP dead for whatever reason. Probably due to his unfortunate streak of luck with the RNG. I sympathize, but the evidence does point that way, sorry man.

Since when did Potoos become clues?

Edited February 9, 2015 by Quisoves Pugnat

fishers64 · February 9, 2015

:shrugs:

When the man who introduced them, you know, murdered someone?

Rahkshi Guurahk · February 9, 2015

I vote QP in retaliation to him voting me.

Edited February 9, 2015 by Rahkshi Guurahk

otter · February 9, 2015

I have turned the potoos to my side

I mean

MOOOOOOOM

Edited February 9, 2015 by Grochi ad Infinitum

Chro · February 9, 2015

I'm not going to bother voting, because QP is probably innocent, but he's already completely done for

Trijhak · February 9, 2015

Let me take a moment on behalf of Grochi to say that QP pretty much outright admitted his guilt in our kingdom's PM.

Since it's pretty obvious that I'm the Ninja, I might as well cease the attempts at camouflage (though I daresay they worked quite well. Such a pity Seaborgium didn't address the issue of screencaps earlier.)

How does someone with a thick skull figure that out, huh?
(Yes, I took offence from that comment)

I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings. That was not intended personally, more as an in-game taunt, as it were. I don't do real insults.

Loop-hole:
At no time did you say that we weren't allowed to reveal that we were under a hostage situation. This means that we didn't break the truce, you ninja's did.
Since you're going to be legalistic (usually a bad idea in a situation like this), I shall draw your attention to the first message I sent y'all.

Hi guys. I've been contacted by the Ninja. They want me to give you the following proposition: If you do as we say, you will have a truce with us, for as long as we need your services. We will tell you when the truce is over. If you do not do as we wish, you will be picked off, one by one, and you will lose the game. Is that clear?
So, kill Valendale tonight., and do not switch roles, unless one of them dies. If you do not, you can give up any hope of winning this game.
I think it was obvious that we didn't wish any of you to reveal what was going on, let alone to vote contrary to your orders. I'd say we've been rather generous, all things considered.

So, you have a single, final chance. Any further deviations will result in us carrying out our threat. All you who have not voted shall vote for Rahkshi Guurahk. The continuation of our truce, and the consequent averting of our wrath, are additionally dependent upon me surviving the day. If I am lynched, you can kiss victory goodbye.

Somebody should mention that QP admitted to being mafia

Since I'm dead and can't

Beware: The Ninjas have it out for RG, it seems.

Remember, the Ninjas want to carry out their threat! Do not let this happen. Rather, kill them first.

Edited February 9, 2015 by I HATE PUNS.

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