BZPower's Mata Nui

[Onaku]

So begin the ice negotiations... What a fantastic job I have.

[Ehksidian]

But those aren't bees.

 

Those are snakes.

that's just what they want you to think.

[ToaTImeLord]

Why kick the bee give when you can just light it on fire?

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Or freeze it?

[ToaTImeLord]

We could freeze the fire.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

We could freeze the fire.

And then set that on fire.

[ToaTImeLord]

 

We could freeze the fire.

And then set that on fire.

Then tell wasp to attack the fire.

[Edelgard]

 

 

We could freeze the fire.

And then set that on fire.

Then tell wasp to attack the fire.

what do you people have against fire

 

here I was worrying about earth of all things and you guys are sitting in ko-koro plotting to destroy me ;__;

[Toru Nui]

They were talking about wasps.

 

I know that makes zero sense, but it's true.

[Ehksidian]

crabs>wasps tbh.

[Toru Nui]

Crabs cannot fly.

[Trijhak]

IRL crabs cannot fly.

 

We haven't tested it with BIONICLE crabs.

[Toru Nui]

Let me know when your tests fail.

[Edelgard]

Let me know when your tests fail.

how dare you imply that bionicle crabs cannot fly

[Toru Nui]

How dare you imply that I implied anything.

 

I stated that no crablike creature in BIONICLE ever flies, let alone on Mata Nui.

 

After all, if it had wings, it wouldn't be a crab, would it?

 

It would be like a ladybug, but with claws.

[Ehksidian]

How dare you imply that I implied anything.

 

I stated that no crablike creature in BIONICLE ever flies, let alone on Mata Nui.

 

After all, if it had wings, it wouldn't be a crab, would it?

 

It would be like a ladybug, but with claws.

look man if there's flying turtles in bionicle i think crabs can fly, too.

[Toru Nui]

There are lines of sensibilities even we must not cross.

 

This is one of them.

[Trijhak]

Toru, how about we test if you can fly instead?

[Onaku]

All lines must be crossed. Leave no lines uncrossed. For if even one remains, we will forever be limited.

[Toru Nui]

[Bonkle]

All lines must be crossed. Leave no lines uncrossed. For if even one remains, we will forever be limited.

What if we cross the line about deciding to cross lines?

[Ehksidian]

 

All lines must be crossed. Leave no lines uncrossed. For if even one remains, we will forever be limited.

What if we cross the line about deciding to cross lines?

 

we crossed that line long ago.

[FrozenFlash]

If you all want to cross lines, you can play hopscotch, you know.

[Edelgard]

If you all want to cross lines, you can play hopscotch, you know.

we play "hopscotch" all the time in ta-koro

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Line-crossing and flying crabs aside, I was reading through Episode 1 again, and I can't help but notice Elittra's... strange reactions to pain.  Which makes me wonder, could she also be a masochist, in addition to being crazy?

[Edelgard]

Line-crossing and flying crabs aside, I was reading through Episode 1 again, and I can't help but notice Elittra's... strange reactions to pain. Which makes me wonder, could she also be a masochist, in addition to being crazy?

Yes.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Yes.

...

Gurl, you have problems.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

You are all thinking small. Must I bring up the fire foxes of Samson, or the automatic crossbows of the Chinese? Sure PETA would have a fit, but they don't have a voice here.

 

 

 

...And the pet names and loveydovey stuff was of a mighty cringe, a cringe unseen since the earth had its first seedling breech soil followed by billions of others doing the same and crawling into its epidermis with their multitude of roots all at once.

Imagine that feeling.

 

Sure old Teira got used to it, but that took a long time.

Edited September 26, 2017 by Hyethut (Iaredios)

[ToaTImeLord]

 

...And the pet names and loveydovey stuff was of a mighty cringe,

 

 

Are you questioning my life choices and gayness?

[Edelgard]

 

...And the pet names and loveydovey stuff was of a mighty cringe,

Are you questioning my life choices and gayness?

i think he was

 

you shouldn't stand for this

 

go to war with onu koro to prove him wrong

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

What, and lose the one real ally we actually have in this game? 

Edited September 26, 2017 by Scrubbish

[Bonkle]

Most of the Koros are subject to the disdain of Fractyl's kratocratic philosophy anyways. So yes, please go to war.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

No, nothing to do with that, just the cringey vocabulary accompanied by neither chemistry nor passiveness in the relationship. It all feels forced.

 

And Nato , why is Vulkanus mentioned in the first episode , likewise the mentioning of the title 'general'? Are people confusing games already? Knew a week or atleast three days should have passed after Bara Magna's epilogue before this began.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

No, nothing to do with that, just the cringey vocabulary accompanied by neither chemistry nor passiveness in the relationship. It all feels forced.

Just you wait, Iaredios.  We have tons of chemistry; it'll show in the episodes to come.

[Trijhak]

Vulcanus being mentioned would be my fault, not Nato's. 

[Ehksidian]

you know what really has chemistry?

 

rocks.

[Nato G]

And Nato , why is Vulkanus mentioned in the first episode , likewise the mentioning of the title 'general'? Are people confusing games already? Knew a week or atleast three days should have passed after Bara Magna's epilogue before this began.

 

Whoops, I must've missed the Vulcanus thing when I was editing stuff. As for the mention of a General, I'm not too fussed. 'Captain' is the name of the role OOC, but since that covers a pretty broad spectrum of tasks, I don't mind what job title players with that position choose to give themselves IC. We've already got one Turaga changing their title to Queen (no prizes for guessing which one). 

[Edelgard]

It feels good to be Queen.

[Dane-gerous]

It feels awful being a part of this.

[Trijhak]

It feels terrifying knowing I have to go back there.