Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted. Rebecca Black now has a wimpy twin brother who released his hit song "Thursday" to the dismay of many. I wish I had a hit song. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kakaru Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 (edited) Granted. You become world-famous for a song that sucks even more than "Friday." You can no longer show your face in public.I wish I had a caterpillar.Like, the insect, not the heavy machinery. Edited January 26, 2012 by Kakaru Quote 「どこに行けばいいんだ・・・」「タ・コロ村はもうおしまいだ・・・」タ・コロ村の村人達 hey it's Studio Comic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 granted it turns into mothra and attacks tokyo and you are to blameI wish that i could control the space time continuum Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted, but the powers cause you to go crazy and turn into an evil dictator. Some other random guys then took a bath in radioactive sludge and gained superpowers that could rival yours and kill you.I wish spam didn't exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 granted but now the Internets economy sinks and the internet fallsI wish that i could meet kopaka up here in alaska Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted, however, Kopaka accidentally kills you since he is not used to interaction with purely organic beings.I wish American History was fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted. It's now filled with lots of partying and procrastinating. Sadly, that means no work done which obviously means no independence.I wish I was king for a day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 (edited) Granted. Long live the king of Antarctica!I wish for pancakes. Edited January 26, 2012 by Terminus24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted, but they are spoiled.I wish I had the power to control heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted. You can't control it and you fry yourself.I wish I was a Nobleman in Victorian England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted. However, you keep forgetting how to act during the Victorian Era and was beheaded for rude behaviour.I wish I was really fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted. How do walls feel at 1000 MPH?I wish that I was able to achieve speeds over Mach 1, and my body was conditioned to be able to move at said speed (meaning I can't suffocate or blind myself or burst into flame) and I had the reflexive ability to use said speed effectively, as well as having special clothing that could withstand the extreme friction. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 (edited) Granted. You get taken by the government for experimentation.I wish for a cookie. Edited January 26, 2012 by Terminus24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted. It crumbles. <Insert Pun here>I wish that I was the Hero of the World for saving it from an evil genius.On a side note, how did the government catch me? Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 That evil genius was about to accidentally find the cure for pretty much every single terminal illness known to man (and acne as a bonus). You are to blame as these diseases spread like wildfire (and wildfire is spreading too, and that's also your fault, but we'll get to that later). The end of humanity is now on your shoulders.I wish I had a stat screen. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted, but it has a virus and crashes the second you get it.I wish I had a clone. (like a copy, not a Clone Trooper.) Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 granted. it kills you and takes your placei wish for unlimited money on itunes Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Zaz Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted. With your unlimited money, you add and replace so much music, etc on your iPod that it can't process it and explodes, killing you.I wish this site wouldn't log you off whenever you go to the forum archive. Quote Thank you, BZPower staff. In the past, I wish I showed more appreciation for all that you do. From one Bionicle fan to another, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Granted, but it logs you out whenever you read a topic (archives or new forums.).I wish I could stay awake as long as I wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted. You now have eternal insomnia and never sleep.I wish I could see all these ninjas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted. They must protect their image and imprison you with their ninja magic. Their evil ninja magic!I wish I could use magic. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 (edited) Granted. You are awful at it, though and you accidentally kill yourself. Oops.I wish for a cheesecake. Edited January 27, 2012 by Terminus24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 granted. its got poisin fillingi wish for a burger Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted. My spirit which died in a magic accident curses the cheesecake. A horror film is made and shows how you slowly slipped out of your sanity and ended up in the funny farm. To this day you cannot look at a cheesecake without doing the hokey pokey backwards (it's a long story, but it deals with serious mental scars).I wish I had an ant farm (that seems innocent enough. =D) Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, but the ants escape.I wish I'm not so lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted. You are no longer so lazy, you are now SOOO lazy. You sit in your chair doing nothing because you are SOOO lazy, and die of starvation because you are too lazy to eat.I wish I had a gold bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted. It's a gold chocolate bar, which was soon eaten by some random ants.I wish people could breathe carbon dioxide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 (edited) Granted. They can no longer breathe air and die.I wish for French Fries. Edited January 27, 2012 by Terminus24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted; all fried foot you eat now speaks French.I wish I could speak French (and English.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Aeroga Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted. You get your fries, but they were spiked with cyanide and poisoned you.I wish Bionicle hadn't ended. Quote "Life isn't black and white, no matter how it might seem." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, it gradually fades from view as it's storyline becomes tired and beaten, eventually leading to it being cancelled. Herofactory never existed, and neither will any technic-based lego series.I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted, due to the friction caused by a large star passing our solarsystem at hyper-nova speeds. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, physics is defied for your wish to occur, leading to the universe to implode.I wish for the USS Defiant. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, all systems aboard have failed how ever, and a warp-core breach is imminent... have fun.I wish I could control the borg, then use that power to destroy them, sacrificing myself in the process. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted. With the lack of Borg in the Delta Quadrant, Species 8472 takes over the galaxy.I wish I was the captain of NCC-1701-J. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted. You don't know how to control it and crash.Right now, I just wish I could die a slow painful death... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted. You die a slow painful death, but you keep on looping that experience FOREVER!I wish for a cake. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted, but you have to finish hundreds of gruesome tests conducted by a robot with a cruel sense of humor using a gun that could create portals. Sadly, the cake is a lie!I wish I had a glass of water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted. It's poisoned.I wish I had Mach Caliber from Lyrical Nanoha. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted. Due to me not knowing exactly what it is, I simply give you a bomb. It explodes. I wish that Capcom would release a collection of every Mega Man game with the option to have modern graphics and sound or classic graphics and sound, bearing an affordable price, and that my copy would never die, and that I could actually play and finish it without any problems, but still have a life. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Granted. However, the game breaks your console right as you are about to finish it, so you are endlessly buying new systems.I wish for a can of Pringles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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