The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. You lose all dignity.

I wish I had an SSKK. 

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. you are given a Super Stinky Killer Kmart.

 

I wish for a Kanohi Kadin

[JAG18]

Granted, your epitaph will be, "But at least he had fun."

 

I wish I had a Zweihander.  

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. you have a hand from World War Z.

 

I wish for the Mask of Creation 

[JAG18]

Granted, Tuma enjoys tearing it from your face.

 

I wish the grass on the other side wasn't greener.  

[The Undertaken]

Granted, but that was only possible by making everything monochrome so the grass is now a nicer shade of grey on the other side.

 

I wish that I could graduate with honours and distinction without having to go through all the work.

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. You then fail at life.

I wish for a Sterling Silver Krana Kal.

(I'm being specific this time. )

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. it's a fake

 

I wish for tickets to see Avatar in concert

[toa grimlock]

Granted You get hit with a brick and die going.

 

I wish that I could pilot a mech without getting KIA or going MIA

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. The mech is evil.

I wish for a real Sterling Silver Krana-Kal.

(Third time lucky! )

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. it's a fake

 

I wish for tickets to see Shinedown in concert

Edited November 4, 2014 by Dr. Johnathan Crane

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but you never specified it was you who had the tickets. I'll tell you how they were!

 

I wish I didn't have to do this giant English project so that I don't fail.

[Dalek CAAN]

Granted, you don't have to do and it you don't fail....

 

But your heart does, after you turn it in, and you die. Your welcome.

 

 

I wish for my wish to be corrupted. >:3

Edited November 5, 2014 by Dalek CAAN

[Specter Knight]

It's now a generic FPS.

 

I wish I had a decent hat.

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. The hat eats you because it can.

 

I wish the new Bionicle sets were already out.

[Specter Knight]

They are, But you can't find a shop that sells them.

 

I wish for 20 more wishes.

[The Undertaken]

granted, but you waste them all on things that ended up making your life noticeably less enjoyable.

 

I wish for a cupcake,, a vanilla cupcake with red icing

[Specter Knight]

Granted, Despite how Delicious it sounds, It's actually the worst cupcake you've ever tasted.

 

I Wish that the Xbox One Didn't suck.

[jed1ndy]

Granted. It blows out every disc you put in it.

 

I wish I had a Pahu and a ufaH doll.

Edited November 7, 2014 by Turaga Karera

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. They explode.

 

I wish I was a Dalek.

[Specter Knight]

Granted. Unfortunately, You will be Inevitably defeated by the Doctor for the Umpteenth time.

 

I wish that the next person wouldn't corrupt this wish.

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. It gets corrupted.

 

I wish for lethal cheese.

[Mr. House]

Granted. It's filled with maggots.

 

I wish for a glass of water.

[Specter Knight]

Granted: The water in question turns out to be sewage water.

 

I wish I was more productive.

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. You produce everything except for what you need.

 

I wish for non-corruptable cake.

[Toa Jaxus]

Fine, but Tuma and Dume eat it all.

 

I wish for world peace.

[toa grimlock]

Granted. Due to the peace we advance to the point that an alien race decides we're to large a threat to the universe and we are unable to defend ourselves.

 

I wish for a cross over between G.I. Joe, Transformers, Gurren Lagann,and the marvel universe.

[Dalek CAAN]

Granted, but like a lot of other cross overs this one bombs. Hard,

 

 

I wish for the person who corrupts this to not corrupt this wish and instead "Pony bombs" this thread.

 

 

 

 

EXTERMINATE!

Edited November 8, 2014 by Dalek CAAN

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. 

 

 

Your wish gets corrupted.

 

 

 

I wish I was a ninja.

[toa grimlock]

Granted you trip and stab yourself throught the chest with your sword.

 

I wish I didn't have any Fs in my classes

[Specter Knight]

Granted. THEY'RE ALL G'S NOW!

 

I wish Christmas would come sooner.

[toa grimlock]

Granted. You get nothing because people didn't have enough time to go shopping.

 

I wish I were the defender of Earth.

[Toa Jaxus]

Fine, you're over worked, under paid and no appreciates the work you do.

 

I wish some one else would do my wishing for me.

[JAG18]

Granted, but they only make bad wishes for you.

 

I wish I had an extra pair of arms.  

[Makuta Miras]

Granted. You die due to them falling off.

 

I wish I was Garmadon.

[toa grimlock]

Granted, you go insane.

 

I wish Nicktoons would start showing Digimon Tamers.

[Hordaki]

Granted, they start showing it for 17 seconds before cancelling it and shutting down the channel.

 

I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.

[toa grimlock]

Granted, you get eaten by a dragon.

 

I wish I was the red Lost Galaxy ranger.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but you end up getting eaten alive by who knows what.

 

I wish I had moar Pokemon kards.

[toa grimlock]

Granted, they're all Starlys.

 

I wish the mobile suits from Gundam were real