Bonkle Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but whoever this toa is, he is quite brittle and he breaks after a week. I wish a couple of Lego Star Wars sets.Voriki was some Toa of Energy prank from the earliest years of Bionicle. Anyways, granted, but they're those lame final duel sets that make zero sense. I wish for a few Lego Indiana Jones sets. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but they have explosives inside. Not pretty what happens next. I wish I that I were the most dapper being ever. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, the dapperness is too much and Arzaki challenges you to a duel, which you lose. I wish I could make better progress on my epic! Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted. But you write it in a rush so it kinda sucks. I wish I didn't have to wait for Fallout4 Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, time flows really fast around you. Now it is difficult to play such a fast game and you outlive us all. I wish for a pizza. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but it turns out to simply be an empty box instead. I ate it. I was hungry. I wish homework wasn't required. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but you fail every class because you forgot how to do all the stuff. I wish I had all of the masks. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but you now have no other pieces or house or life because I took all of that from you haha oh look now I can pry the masks from the fingers of the corpse how nice. I wish this stupid thing would work. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted. It is now works so stupidly, that it dies. The end. I wish I could have more beer battered chicken tenders. Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopakas Kool Kompanion Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted. You eat until you explode. Now you're dead. The end. I wish i didn't procrastinate so much. Quote My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds) Current collection: 2001: Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa 2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva 2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk 2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua 2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik 2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk 2007: Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox 2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9 2009: Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9 2010: Tahu 2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher 2016: Tahu Throwbot/Slizer collection: 1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge 2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger from Breakout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, you overwork yourself and die. I wish my spacebar worked a bit better. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, now all the astronauts are drunk. I wish I had a 1:1 prop replica of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but it's cheap and it falls apart. I wish I had my avatar as a plushie. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but it's cheap and it falls apart.I wish more people got the joke I made in my last post. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but the now the press is following you. They accidentally suffocate you. I wish that I had an amazing pen. P.S. I got the joke and I laughed. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, the pen becomes sentient and slanders you through literature. I wish we got a CCBS Brutaka set. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Granted, but it's cheap and it falls apart. I wish that my pencil never ran out of graphite. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, it doesn't have graphite, just lead. You die of lead poisoning. I wish for a CCBS Axonn that isn't cheap and doesn't fall apart. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, but it eats you. Nom. Nom. Nom. I wish for 8. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 8. It will consume the universe. I wish for a 2001 mask pack. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, but I ate it. Nom. Nom. Nom. I also wish for a 2001 mask pack. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, all you get are two lime Mahikis, which are extremely ugly AND available at retail. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, you get nothing because you wished for nothing. I wish you hadn't forgotten to wish. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, that negates your previous 'granted', making you look like an idiot for posting the wrong 'granted'. I wish I had a Pokemon. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, but you can't control you don't have the right badge and it eats you. I wish for milk. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, it's expired and you get sick. I wish I could build a good self-MOC. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, you CAN but you're too lazy too. I wish for illuminati. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, they abduct you and vaporize you. Loominatie confirmed! I wish for a wearable Noble Mahiki Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, but it's cheap and it falls apart.I wish for paint. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, but it's cheap and scrapes off easily.I wish lego would bring the chrome colors back. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tokytot Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, but it's Lego immediately recalls whatever sets have the colors. I wish for a banana. Quote ALL HAIL CORN GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, but it tastes awful. I wish I was a rapper. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) Granted. You are flattened, straightened, then blown through like an instrument, hurting peoples ears and patience, then proceeded-ly crunched up and thrown away. From the trash can, you watch your old tootsie roll roommate being eaten by bald-skinned 'giants' (humans through your perspective). I wish I could vacation on Naboo while there was no intergalactic warfare of any kind (including space invasions like the Trade Federation Crisis). Edited September 28, 2015 by Iaredios Paerkenon Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, you die of a heart attack because the hair styles are so ugly. (why didn't you wish to go during the invasion? I wanted to crack out my Baron Droids.) I wish to visit Utapau. Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, but you fall into a sinkhole. I wish to visit Mata Nui. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted. A Muaka eats you. I wish I had a giant robot to walk around with. Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, you destroy your city by walking around with the robot. I wish I could visit Metru Nui. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted. you get captured by vahki for having no official records. I wish I knew what to wish Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, but you've wasted your one and only wish on knowing what to wish for with your one and only wish, what a waste of a wish. I wish for a bagel. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naota Takizawa Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Granted, you wish for a bagel, but it is burnt. I wish I could speak Chutespeak. Quote If you like Pingu & want to support a good project, click here. Also, I've rejoined the BZPRPG & I have a new profile for a new game. Click here to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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