Terminus Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 You do decide, but you regret your choice. Deeply.I wish for an indestructible, immovable, perfectly safe cushiony chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Granted, but somebody placed a needle on the cushion, and when you sit on it, it injects a deadly poison that kills you.I wish to know why I am one of the only members to join after the downtime to be active. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 It is because anyone who joined after the downtime will be hunted down and murdered.I wish for an indestructible, immovable, perfectly safe, untampered cushiony chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 granted. however, you hate the chair and burn it.i wish for halo 4 to come out now Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeluNumber1 Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Granted. You lose your XBox.I wish I had mo' money. Quote Why are orange and black such a good color Combination ? Purple is pretty, and so is blue. Pink hurts your eyes, green is quite mellowing, black is very threatning, red is cool, orange is SO awesome, yellow's hard to read... But you can't see white at all! Oh, wait. I forgot brown. Here's my thoughts: If a person tells the truth and says, " I always lie," Is he lying? Or is he telling the truth? And what has a mouth, but no head, and a body, but no torso? Do caterpillars like to tend to supporting colum of stone's every need? Or is that name misleading by nature? Speaking of nature, why are the children of animals called offspring? don't many young beasts come alive in spring, and thus, should be called onspring? Heeeeeeyy..... I got the first post on a page for the first time. Who knows; it may happen again. What the... It did happen again... and again... YEAH! I'M ENCOUNTERING PROTODERMIS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 granted you have a discontinued coin that has no valueI wish that i could sense the force Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Granted; you can now sense the force of a train. This incredible sensation is known as "impact."I wish I didn't have acne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25K Now! Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Granted. You do not have acne. But you are affected by other diseases instead.I wish for this site to become more active. Quote http://vimeo.com/198967785 BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 granted. it becomes to active for the servers to handlei wish for my guitar to be fixed Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta Matata Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Granted, but everybody is a troll.I wish I was not too lazy to get up and get some water. Quote Three on Three - Memoirs of the Dead - Winner!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeluNumber1 Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Granted. You have so much energy, you decide to try to run across water. You drown.I wish that water had a good flavor. Quote Why are orange and black such a good color Combination ? Purple is pretty, and so is blue. Pink hurts your eyes, green is quite mellowing, black is very threatning, red is cool, orange is SO awesome, yellow's hard to read... But you can't see white at all! Oh, wait. I forgot brown. Here's my thoughts: If a person tells the truth and says, " I always lie," Is he lying? Or is he telling the truth? And what has a mouth, but no head, and a body, but no torso? Do caterpillars like to tend to supporting colum of stone's every need? Or is that name misleading by nature? Speaking of nature, why are the children of animals called offspring? don't many young beasts come alive in spring, and thus, should be called onspring? Heeeeeeyy..... I got the first post on a page for the first time. Who knows; it may happen again. What the... It did happen again... and again... YEAH! I'M ENCOUNTERING PROTODERMIS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Granted, the flavor is so good that you die.I wish for a corrupted wish (if you corrupt a corrupted wish, it will become un-corrupted!) Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotz Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Granted. A newly formed political party called 'Wish' is corrupt.I wish for new shoes. Quote D U N E W O L F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 You get the shoes. However, they are nailed to the floor.I wish I had a companion cube. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Granted; unfortunately, you are forced to incinerate it in order to escape a room. You monster.I wish my car's gas tank was always full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roablin Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 It always is full...Of dirt.I wish I dirt was healthy and tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let's Henshin! Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Granted, unfortunately you steal Jack's Jar of Dirt, who promptly sends his entire crew after you.I wish these wishes actually came true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Granted. However, all the corrupted wishes come true, so everyone who has wished here now hates you.I wish for an indestructible, immovable, perfectly safe, untampered cushiony chair that I like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted. Upon sitting in the chair, your house collapses around you. Bit of bad luck right there, mate.I wish for this guy's chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Giggles PhD Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 He gives it to but he takes it away.I wish for cheese. Quote ~ Noobicorn Inc ~ And follow Noobicorn Inc. on Twitter @noobicorn ! ~ Dr. Giggles ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 granted you have toxic waste cheeseI wish that Godzilla would attack and annihilate all mosquitoes Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nytrone Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted. On his killing spree, he obliterates every structure in his path. Every one. Including your home.I wish I was better at Halo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted, you are banned because everybody thinks you are cheating.I wish for a corrupted wish to be corrupted (try corrupting that!) Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotz Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted. The imaginary political party that was corrupt that I mentioned earlier gets a virus in it's mainframe.I wish for a potato. Quote D U N E W O L F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted. But you turn hostile towards the potato and throw it angrily against a wall.I wish my internet was faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted, it is so fast that you are mobbed by a large group of people who want the fast connection.I wish people were more accepting towards people who like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotz Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 DIE!I wish people would stop complaining about stuff. Quote D U N E W O L F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted , they will now whine instead.I wish I was immortal. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Zaz Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted. You get a sickeningly optimistic world where everybody sits on their hands and nods at whatever someone in charge says, no matter how bad things are. A little like BZPower sometimes is.I wish Michael Bay never became a filmmaker. Quote Thank you, BZPower staff. In the past, I wish I showed more appreciation for all that you do. From one Bionicle fan to another, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wotz Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted. That wish need not be corrupted.I wish for infinite bunny rabbits. Quote D U N E W O L F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted, you get several mutated bunny rabbits with large teeth and an appetite for flesh.I wish for the ponies from My Little Pony: FiM to be real. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted, but now the world is so happy and full of magic that it's hardly bearableI wish I was a better artist Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted; but all you can draw is cacti.I wish for a Bonsai tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted, but soon it withers away and diesI wish I was immortal Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted. You watch as all of your friends and family disappear over time. You see the collapse of empires as well as new ones rising. You gain unmatched wisdom, but at a cost; you refuse to love again, as you know it will never last. You roam this earth a doomed inhabitant cursed with the inability to die.I wish I had a napkin! =D Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted, but it has teeth and eats your face!I wish I would not have to grow up Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted. You can never get a job due to child labor laws. You are poor for the rest of eternity as you cannot die due to your last wish.I wish I had wings. ^^ Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelonewander Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 granted,however they are made of paper and they don't flyi wish i could play one final effort on the piano Quote War...war never changes.We crawl, on our knees for you,under, a sky no longer blue, we sweat, all day long for you.But we sow, seeds to see us though,cause sometimes dreams just don't come true, we wait, to reap what we are due.-Rise Against, Re-Education (through Labor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Let's Henshin! Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Granted, unfortunately you get flying lessons from IcarusI wish Icarus had survived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 (edited) Granted. The hot wax was radioactive and he transformed into the first merfolk as he hit the water. He became king and started a colony and is a direct ancestor of The Little Sea Maid (aka The Little Mermaid). Of course, he was still miserable as he had loads of father issues.I wish I could meet Hans Christian Andersen. Edited January 15, 2012 by Tekulo: Toa of Gales Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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