Taka Nuvia Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 (edited) Granted, now you're so happy that nobody takes you seriously anymore. And when you try to be all serious and professional and mature, you can't because you're so so very happy! ^_^I wish for a potion that guaranteed happiness without any negative side effects.Edit: fixed a typo. Edited May 26, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwanny Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 granted, but you forgot to read the fine print.While boosting optimism, it enhances negativity, so know you actually just stayed the same.Darn scammers...I wish for everlasting neutrality (is that a word?? o_0). Quote Find me over here! http://danielvangele.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Graned. You are now neither happy nor sad nor angry anymore, basically you don't care about anything, but that's not a bad thing to you, in fact it does not matter at all. Nothing matters. Nothing is interesting, nothing excites or thrills you. And the fact that there are no negative emotions either does not change a bit about that.I wish I would start a jester hat fad on BZPower. xD Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Wish granted, but now a group of hipsters come along saying they started it and how they liked it "before it was cool", causing everyone to immediately stop.I wish for some Redbull. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it's poisoned.I wish for the forums to not be hacked again today like they were earlier. Edited May 26, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Granted, but the forums go down for three years due to licensing issues.I wish that hadn't happened. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 (edited) Which one, the forums going down for 3 years or todays hacking?I wish I knew which one you meant. Edited May 26, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 I answer in a language that cannot be conveyed over the internet in text.I wish he could hear my answer. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 (edited) I don't think today's was a hacking. It was just a couple of board messages. Also the forums have never been down for three years.Granted, but as a result he can only hear your language and yours alone. He cannot communicate with anyone else, thanks to you. Enjoy living with the guilt.Enough wishing that I had a pet dragon. I wish I was a dragon. Edited May 26, 2012 by Grimoire Albastru Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 (edited) I hope you live in a fireproof house... Besides, the neighbors don't take kindly to getting barbequed.I wish for stuff. Edited May 26, 2012 by Temporphilic Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Granted. But all you get is the stuffing that gets put to pad out cushions and all that lark. You can't really do much with it as your house is not a cushion, and there's rather a lot of it, so getting around it is both difficult and awkward.I wish I could decide just what I was having for dinner tonight. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haecceity Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 You decide on sulfuric acid. Yum!I wish for a copy of every Castlevania game. Quote If you found this text, know that Kevin isn't real. He's a fairy tale to scare children. Kevin. Is. Not. Real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted. A pirated copy, which you received right in front of police. Enjoy the next few months.I wish Starcraft 2 would run perfectly on my computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 (edited) (Removed, sorry.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Turns out it's not a stuffed toy after all...I wish I didn't get a sunburn=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeluNumber1 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted. You tan until your skin is leather. It's so stiff, you can't move at all, and you are confined for life in a wheelchair with an assistant to help you.I wish I had an xBox; it won't cause nor have any bad things, to itself, others, or me. Quote Why are orange and black such a good color Combination ? Purple is pretty, and so is blue. Pink hurts your eyes, green is quite mellowing, black is very threatning, red is cool, orange is SO awesome, yellow's hard to read... But you can't see white at all! Oh, wait. I forgot brown. Here's my thoughts: If a person tells the truth and says, " I always lie," Is he lying? Or is he telling the truth? And what has a mouth, but no head, and a body, but no torso? Do caterpillars like to tend to supporting colum of stone's every need? Or is that name misleading by nature? Speaking of nature, why are the children of animals called offspring? don't many young beasts come alive in spring, and thus, should be called onspring? Heeeeeeyy..... I got the first post on a page for the first time. Who knows; it may happen again. What the... It did happen again... and again... YEAH! I'M ENCOUNTERING PROTODERMIS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, but you get addicted to playing games on it so you spend 4/5 of your time in front of it; after a while, ou are what people describe as someone having 'no life' - but hey, achievment unlocked!I wish I would stop calculating things in my head when I'm bored. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 (edited) (Removed, sorry.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, but the ice fairy comes along and freezes it. Now you've got a really cool tub! ;)I wish I could predict the future. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, but you predicted many things,Terrible things, and your own death. It is all so gruesome,it drives you insane,with that ending up with you jumping off of the Burj Khalifa(tallest tower in the world).I wish I had a jester hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, but unfortunately it turns out to have been stolen from Taka Nuvia, who takes it back.I wish I had a muffin. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it's incredibly tiny, so small it can hardly be seen. It tastes fantastic, though. ^^I wish I were better at making puns.Edit: fixed a typo Edited May 27, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted,but you are so good at puns,everyone laugh so hard they explode. soon people avoid you,and somehow,one way or the other, explode too,leaving you to die alone on an empty earth.I wish I was good at comics and such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 You are now so good at comics that they become priceless and now no one can see/buy your works.I wish I was a forum ninja. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted,but since you are a ninja no one knows you exist anymore, so people send a search party for you,and they die of starvation in the members page, so everyone blames it on you. On the times you do appear,you are hated with fury beyond Karzahni.I wish Taka nuvia would bake me a cake(totally random...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, but you do know I'm bad at baking? 0.oI wish I were a knight in scary black armour riding a black unicorn and carrying a fire sword. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeluNumber1 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted. You're a minifigure in a Castle set.I wish I had a segue. Quote Why are orange and black such a good color Combination ? Purple is pretty, and so is blue. Pink hurts your eyes, green is quite mellowing, black is very threatning, red is cool, orange is SO awesome, yellow's hard to read... But you can't see white at all! Oh, wait. I forgot brown. Here's my thoughts: If a person tells the truth and says, " I always lie," Is he lying? Or is he telling the truth? And what has a mouth, but no head, and a body, but no torso? Do caterpillars like to tend to supporting colum of stone's every need? Or is that name misleading by nature? Speaking of nature, why are the children of animals called offspring? don't many young beasts come alive in spring, and thus, should be called onspring? Heeeeeeyy..... I got the first post on a page for the first time. Who knows; it may happen again. What the... It did happen again... and again... YEAH! I'M ENCOUNTERING PROTODERMIS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Wish granted, until I came to the forum and shouted "W'rkncacnter!" and somehow pronounced it right.I wish for a Klondike Bar. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 (edited) Granted. You did something for a Klondike bar, and that was killing yourself.I wish bronies would stop being bronies. Edited May 27, 2012 by Raiden: Toa of Storms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Wish Granted, but now they moved on to become avid fans of 4kids, and won't shut up about it.I wish I could see a seraph without it killing me. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted,but instead of killing you directly,It loves you to death.I wish Lazarus would stop granting my wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Ok. You try to find the corruption in that statement, and unable to find it, you are driven to insanity.I wish people stopped using noisy lawnmowers=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted,but people have silent lawnmowers that have been bought brand new,and you just welded your exhaust shut. The next day,you used your lawnmower and it exploded because the exhaust was welded shut.I wish Bionicle released sets again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Wish Granted, but now they have even worse designs then 2006.I wish pumpkins could talk. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, but the only things they know how to say are insults. I wish for a pillow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Wish granted, but the pillow turns your head into tar.I wish I had a rock lobster. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPNML Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, but the lobster pinches your head off.I wish my 2006 joints would stop breaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Wish granted, but now lego team thinks this new found reliability was because of the design, making all new sets looking like that.I wish for some of whatever this girl is on. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Granted, and you end up with your face similarly distorted. Only that it gets stuck and you have to look like that forever.I wish I were a magical creature, but dark and twisted and scary. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 (edited) (Removed, sorry.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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