Jobber Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 (edited) Granted, but they're covered in katnip cream cheese. I wish to be lord of BZP. Edited April 9, 2015 by Anonymous User Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Granted. However, the island of Bzp is both barren and unpronounceable. TROLOLOLOL. I wish that D5 can never eat bagels again. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Granted. Five sided dice can now no longer eat bagles... not that they could ever do so in the first place. I wish I knew how to fly Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Granted. You know how to fly into the engine of an airplane, good job, I wish not to die until I grow old as dirt. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Granted. You live for ever, but you don't stop ageing. This may seem like a stereotypical corruption of the 'live forever' wish, but consider the fact that by the time you're as old as dirt, you yourself will have become dirt. I wish for dirt. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Granted. You get the sapient pile of living dirt that is me, I wish for a bagel, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 NO! NO MORE BAGELS! NO!WISH NOT GRANTED! Okay... I need to calm down... I wish for sanity. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Granted. But the sanity you get was stolen from someone who used to be called Red Hood, I wish for a bagel, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Granted. Its Blagel, the evil Bagel champion from Jupiter! brother of that one Muffin I forgot the name of. I wish for a bagel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Granted. It's Blagel's sidekick who somehow has arms and legs and a desire to Consume your soul. I wish for amnesia, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Granted. The videogame is packaged and delivered to your doorstep... wait, that's a good thing. Hmmm, how to make this work... OH! You also get localized amnesia that makes you unable to use the videogame. I wish I knew how Petewa didn't see that delivering me himself as the living dirt was a good thing. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Granted. I somehow still have control over my body and can kill you through dirt-things, I wish for a bagel, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 You get a bagel, but it's lack of finality destroys your soul. I wish for the worst thing ever. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Granted. *insert graphically horrifying and terrific description of pain and dismemberment, the mention of which, causes Tohunga to die from fear* I wish for a Kaukau, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Granted. Sadly, it's a Cowcow, so it's not a mask, but rather it's bovine. Moo. I wish for a fish wish. Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Granted. You wish for a fish. This wish is not granted. I wish I could restart the day like in Tom Cruise, but I would't have to die in order to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 (edited) Granted. You simply restart the day like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. Over. And over. And over again. Even when you put a toaster in the bathtub. (Don't try that by the way...) I wish for a Staff of Hunger. Edited April 14, 2015 by evil_jaga_genius Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Granted, You get theater staff that hunger... For your soul... I Wish I had 1 million Dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Granted. It's counterfeit, you're arrested. I wish for a bagel. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 NO! NO MORE BAGELS! You keep wishing for bagels, and I'm tired of it! WHY SO MANY BAGELS! ARGHHH---Ugh.... Sorry. Granted, it's a poison bagel, you die, hooray. I wish Petewa would just stop wishing for bagels. 1 Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 The wish has already been granted before, but since our wish granting power has no effect in real life, Petewa is free to continue wishing for bagels. I could just as well say granted, and add some corruption to the wish, but that wouldn't change this unfortunate fact. I wish for Petewa to consider not wishing for any more bagels because it's getting old. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Granted. I consider it, but in the end decide I need more fuel for my frankenstein device. I wish for a bucket of bagels. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 You get a bucket with pictures of bagels printed on it. It is empty otherwise, although it's clear what it was used for prior to this (hint: human waste disposal) I wish for a pie made out of bagels made out of muffins. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IcarusBen Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Granted. You get a muffin made out of bagels made out of pie. I wish for EXTREME ROBOT COMBAT!! Quote LEGO Republic:The ValkyrieThe "Christmas Brick" My BZPRPG Profiles Now a proud member of The Kanohi Force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Granted. You are both robots, the battle is to the death, both of you lose. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Y u no wish? I wish I were a big tree. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Granted. Oh look! here comes Paul Bunyan! I wish I could revive the aliens that SETI, the UN and HASBRO accidentally declared war on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Granted. They wage war on the human race, wiping everyone out (including you) with their overwhelmingly superior technology. I wish for a meatball. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Granted. A ball of live meat falls from the sky, lands on you, and cripples your body, you will soon suffocate if you don't eat your way out, I wish for something interesting to do, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Granted. massive paperwork. I wish I had more time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Granted. You have all the time in the wold, and no one to spend it with but yourself. I wish for a better reputation, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Granted. on 28/04/15 you stoped wishing for bagels, this has made you more popular among the members who frequent this thread by 20&. I wish I had shorter pants. Most of my pants are too long for my hobbit legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Granted; your pants are so short that people can see your super hairy legs, and you're teased constantly. I wish I had all the sets from the new Bionicle wave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Granted. But you were so desperate for them, you wound up resorting to petty theft and becoming as lost as the Marios in this: http://xkcd.com/1110/ I wish for a better whip. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Granted, but you have no clue how to use it and end up getting tangled in it, I wish Super meat boy wasn't so dang hard. Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Granted; instead, it becomes ridiculously easy and you get no satisfaction out of beating it. I wish Lewa had better articulation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Granted, my Lewa 2015 set has better articulation. Thank you. I Wish I Could unglue my face from the Computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Granted, but now you have glue covering your face and your computer, and you can't get it off either. I wish Dragon11603 had some glue remover to solve all his problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Granted. Though the remover could cause severe acne and destruction of glass, I advise against use on human skin or electronic devices. I wish for a fedora, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Granted; wearing it makes all your friends shun you, calling you a "neckbeard" and a "creep." I wish Target stocked Onua. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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