The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Petewa]

Granted. I don't get around to making the left one hurt worse than the right one did in the fist place, because I don't drive, your corruption is invalid.

 

 

 

 

I wish.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

You wish for a wish? Then DO IT ALREADY, "YEH LOUSY BUM!" ~Muddy Mudskipper *cue laugh track* Buh-buh-buh bubuh-buh!!

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could get the second New 52 Aquaman graphic novel. I need to know what happens next!!  D:<

Edited March 2, 2015 by Iaredios

[bionicleFanatic]

Granted, but it's an epic flop :| []

 

I wish I could have a private screening of Cap3: Civil War []

[Petewa]

Granted. Spiderman's not in it, and therefore Iron Spider never exists and I rage out and kill everyone in the area because I actually read the Civil War comics.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for an incorruptible wish,

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

As it breaks the rules and thus invalid, you instead get a handful of Bugles. Go crazy.

 

I wish my dog would play with her toys more often.

[Petewa]

Granted. She consumes them within five seconds and begs you for more,

 

 

 

 

I wish for a non-poisoned, blueberry bagel with optional cream cheese and no mold,

[bionicleFanatic]

Granted. It has a bomb in it []

 

I wish for a fully functioning iron man suit []

[evil_jaga_genius]

Granted.  But I want one too so I hack your suit and have it fly to my house.

 

I wish for a sequel to Spybotics: The Nightfall Incident.

[Petewa]

Granted. It sucks.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for nothing.

[evil_jaga_genius]

Makuta, being nothing, stops by for a visit.  When he leaves, there is an inconviently large crater where your house used to be.

 

I wish I had Deus Ex.

[bionicleFanatic]

Granted [] A giant robot battle ensues in your front lawn, demolishing your house and reducing it to a crater like Petewa's []

 

I wish I was a better Gamemaster... []

[Petewa]

Granted. You get a Gamemister,

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my house wasn't a crater,

[Hordaki]

Granted, it's a lake now, and it's filled with killer piranha. 

 

I wish I had more focus.

[bionicleFanatic]

Granted, but you're never able to properly relax []

 

I wish I had better eyesight :\

[Petewa]

Granted. You have eyesight so good, you can see through old people clothes,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my house wasn't a lake with piranhas in it,

[McNugget]

Granted, you have an apartment thats a Lake with pirahnas in it.

 

I wish I had 8 more Dollars(Not Counterfeit, or a toy) 

[Petewa]

Granted. You get eight more Dalliors, because his username is just a big ol' typo,

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel,

Edited March 4, 2015 by Petewa

[McNugget]

Nope. 

 

I wish for a Better Cut off Wish than Petewa's

[bionicleFanatic]

Gra

 

[]

 

I wish I had access to a super soldier serum []

[McNugget]

Granted, though you dont have access to air..

 

I wish I hade my own pet Giant turtle that follows my every commands.

[Petewa]

Granted. So long as your commands are dance related,

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel,

[Dallior]

that you could give me all of your Bionicles? Well, I can't corrupt that... Ooh, the entire Toa Metru! Thanks!

 

I wish that I had a giant turtle flying through space carrying four elephants, all of whom are holding up a giant disc.

[Petewa]

Not granted. You forgot to read the invisible text that said I wanted a bagel and granted me that, so no, you can't have my Toa Metru and Mata,

 

 

 

 

I wish for people to read the frikken invisible text,

[bionicleFanatic]

Granted, but it took about a week to realise, so... []

 

I wish Petewa had made it more clear that it was invisible text []

[McNugget]

​Granted. Instead of invisible its Really tiny

 

I wish I had More Chicken. Fried. with salt. I like Salt.

[Petewa]

Granted. You get fried salt rocks with chicken skin on the side,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel,

[McNugget]

Not Granted. I've Given you more than 3 wishes

 

I wish for 3 More wishes.

[bionicleFanatic]

Granted, but none of them come true :|

 

I wish for a smooth interview with Meso []

[McNugget]

Granted the Interview is smooth, because I Meso into a big smooth TILE HAHAHA!

 

I wish to have 24 more Hordika Necks

[Specter Knight]

Granted, but you can never think of anything to do with them.

 

I wish that I could find another College course.

[Dallior]

Granted, you find Philosophy. You end up majoring in philosophy and 10 years later, you're working at McDonalds asking people WHY they'd like fries with that,

 

I wish for a bagel.

[bionicleFanatic]

Granted, you get a ton of the past 100 bagels you've wished for all dumped into your house []

 

I wish I could multitask []

[Petewa]

Granted. But only when doing useless things,

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel,

[Mushy the Mushroom]

GRANTED, BUT IT HAS NO CREAM CHEESE

 

I WISH OUR CANADIAN GOOSE WOULD COME BACK

[Hordaki]

Granted, but it's haunted by what it went through while it was gone and seems distant.

 

I wish I could read any book in 5 minutes.

[bionicleFanatic]

Granted, but your eyes always start to smoke :\ []

 

I wish I could create Unity games with my mind []

[McNugget]

Granted, you can make the game: Unity Games: With my Mind

A game where your a sociopath that thinks he can do anything with his mind.

 

I wish I had all the Bionicle sets 2001-2008

[bionicleFanatic]

Granted, but there's a crucial piece missing from each set :| []

 

I wish I had more guts.

[Petewa]

Granted. You get twenty three jars of small intestines, large intestines, stomachs, hearts, and bagels,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for Hahli Mahri set,

[Specter Knight]

Granted, but all the lime green parts break in 2 seconds.

 

I wish I could defeat that stupid congalala.