Grungemeister Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Granted. It's a doughnut. I wish for a new watch Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Granted. You get a new stalker watch-ing you every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year of every decade of every century of every millennia, of every eternity, I wish for a volunteer to wear the ignika, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Granted, but he told the people playing Steal The Mask you have it. All of the players try destroying you in very imaginative ways before running off with the mask, leaving chaos and destruction in their wake. I wish for a Koli ball. Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Granted, but it's one of Ahkmou's infected Comets I wish for a Kolhii stick Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Granted. Kohlii sticks are incorruptible, I wish for Kohlii to be legalized as an official real-world sport, with an inter-national championship and little leagues and everything, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Granted, but like professional wrestling, it's completely fake. I wish for professional wrestling to not be fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Granted. It's extremely boring, I wish for a bagel, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Granted, but the filling is something you don't like. I wish I could finally get around to writing my Graphic Novel. Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Granted, but it's a very graphic and bloody novel about the life of an EMT in Gary, Indiana. I wish for a cup of coffee. Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Granted. It gets spilled, and then you get struck by lightning from above, because god doesn't like coffee, I wish for a bagel, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Granted....it's a doughnut I wish for a golf ball Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Granted. Now run away from the Orb of Titliest! I wish I had a monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Granted. It's King Kong. I wish for a Kanohi in real life Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Granted. They work on humans just like they do on matoran, yours is loose, you get a friendly slap on the back for bringing this miracle about, and yours flies off, you die before a replacement can be found, and your original broke when it fell, thanks anyways, I wish for money, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Granted. It's Deustchmarks, which are obsolete. I wish for a camera Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Granted. Everything it takes pictures of turns out more pixelized than my avatar, I wish for something important to do, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Granted. MOUNTAINS OF PAPERWORK! I wish for an envelope Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Granted. it is filled with the MOUNTAINS OF PAPERWORK Petwa got.Its bigger on the inside. I wish I had better teeth, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Granted. You get 2 very nice teeth. I wish for an orange Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_jaga_genius Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Granted, but it's been sitting for a couple weeks, so it's actually a green instead of an orange. Does this make it a vegetable? I wish for a something that won't turn into a vegetable. 1 Quote Avatar by Nicholas Anderson (NickonAquaMagna)My blog: The Jaga's Nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Granted. It's a vegetable (hey man it's already a vegetable) I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for(someone had better get this reference right) 1 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Denied. I wish I had a glass of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 (edited) Granted. It's water vapor. I wish for a dollar. Edited March 29, 2015 by Toa Vanson Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Granted. It appears in your larynx, crumpled up, perfectly blocking your ability to breathe. But hey, at least you've got a dollar, right? I wish I could remove that dollar without killing or otherwise harming Toa Vanson in any way. 1 Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Granted. Though the removal of the dollar forces you to either sacrifice your own life or that of Mata Nui, tough choices, tough choices, I wish for a cool looking Kanohi with a useless power, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Kaukau. Probobly the most situational mask ever. I wish my job would pay a bit more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 (edited) Granted. It pays one penny more a year than it normally did,When you subtract the small fortune spent on a nice house and/or fancy car, Also, the mask in my avatar is even more useless than a Kaukau, cuz it's A: not canon and B: the mask of water related strength, I wish For a beautiful bagel, Edited March 30, 2015 by D5 Petewa Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Your wish... is not granted. Instead you are thrown into a pit of highly corrosive acid. I wish I could walk through time and space at will. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Granted. Due to the lack of any kind of adaptive layer to protect against the harms and dangers of the void through which you walk, you are torn limb from limb, slowly and painfully, and your face is found mummified three days later in an Egyptian tomb, I wish for a bagel, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Granted. You have a Bay Gull. Thats what my Grandfather called Seagulls. I wish Petewa would Stop Wishing bagels so we could all Answer Different Wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Granted. He shall now wish for cake instead. I wish I had a portal gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 (edited) Granted, except it only works on surfaces covered with blood, and I mean fresh blood. Better get slaughtering. In goes the police I called on this guy. EDIT: Holy heck, I did this... why did I do it?!?!?!! Edited March 30, 2015 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 He is destroyed. Thanks for pushing him in In goes my portal gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 (edited) Out come the ghosts of all the people you slaughtered 'in the name of science'. They tear your soul apart. I wish I knew how the heck this suddenly turned into Pool of Protodermis... Edited March 30, 2015 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 What? wait....WOAH I wish I could grant that wish, but I don't know either... I wish we waz smarter den dis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Granted. Something random and extremely dangerous happens, but due to the horrible grammar you express in your wish, the event will remain unspecified. I wish hornets and wasps were real. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Granted. Slenderman impales you on a tall branch in the woods. He also leaves you organs in a plastic bag by your house. I wish I wasn't sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grungemeister Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Granted. You have a chronic sickness that manifests annually on September 9th. You're not sick now... I wish for a bottle Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Bionicle G1 continuation and video-game project(MUSIC COMPOSER) special thx to Inary the Gunhaver for my new username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Granted. You find yourself within a glass bottle large enough to contain you, closed with a tightly wax-sealed cork plug. I don't expect the air will last you for too long in there, and that bottle isn't going to break from any force you can dish out in there. I wish I could travel through the cosmos on the back of a comet. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Granted. You do so for precisely 0.0003 seconds, as you die a horrendous death. I wish my hands were more nimble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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