Akamai921 Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 Granted; you can now see the world in either 2D or 3D. Cool.I wish for pizza. Because pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I'm not sure if a frog pizza was what you wanted, but hey, it's PIZZA x3I wish I had the answer to everything Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted, You can now switch to 2D and 1D at will.I wish I could see the end of humanity and live. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted. It involves being sucked into a black hole, so you do get to see it happen... right before you're sucked in.I wish you hadn't been sucked in. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanty Demon Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted now instead of being sucked in he is abducted by aliens. Not friendly aliens who are probably psychopathic.I wish those aliens weren't psychopathic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted, but now another group of aliens who are psychopathic comes and captures himI wish any alien wasn't psychopathic. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted. Now, the aliens are captured by psychotic baboons.I wish baboons weren't psychotic. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted, they are just insane now.I wish that all that stuff never happened to me. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted, because you fell into a black hole right before these things were supposed to happen ^^I wish I were a monster with tentacles for arms Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted. You get tentacles for arms, a monstrous look, the ability to breathe fire and shoot lasers from your eyes, and also sucked into the black hole. =PI wish I hadn't wished for that black hole. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted, but you wished for something worse.I wish I had a working TARDIS. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted. It's two inches tall and so you can't fit inside. (Aren't you glad I didn't have it sucked into a black hole? )I wish your TARDIS was bigger. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted, but you dont like itI wish I was a boss Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted, but everyone hates you.I wish I had a full size, working TARDIS. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted, but it's so big that it fills your house and it explodes.I wish I was posting in TPBM Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted, but it is boring.I wish I had a working, actual size TARDIS. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted, but it stops working.I wish I had a corrupted wish so I can un-corrupt it so someone can re-corrupt it Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protoss General Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 (edited) Granted, consider it recorrupted.I wish I had enough college credits to graduate college via AP courses and concurrent enrollment without actually going to college. ~PG~ Edited May 6, 2012 by Protoss General Quote Protoss General's Comics Beauty and the BEAST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted, but you lose it in a fight :PI wish I was a dumb Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protoss General Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 (edited) Granted: you have all my college courses, but in a degree you don't want.I wish I could play Call of Cthulhu. Edited May 6, 2012 by Protoss General Quote Protoss General's Comics Beauty and the BEAST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted, but you lose.I wish I was someon anywhere Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted but, I can not understand what you mean so I throw you out the window.I wish I had a lizard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Granted, but an eagle eats itI wish I was a turtleneck Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 You get rejected from the factory and recycled.I wish i had a laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protoss General Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it's a Linux.I wish they'd make a second season of Firefly. Edited May 7, 2012 by Protoss General Quote Protoss General's Comics Beauty and the BEAST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 It sucks.I wish i had 2-toned skin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Granted. You now have two-toned skin, but it's so hideous that you have to wear a hood and long sleeve clothing wherever you go, and you are publicly ridiculed for the rest of your life.I wish I could find an awesome image of Queen Chrysalis that fit all the requirements for a banner on BZP. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Granted, the bronies are all so jealous of it that they expel you from the brony fandom forever.i wish for an epic party to celebrate The Corrupt-a-Wish Game's hundredth page! Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Granted, but no one comes.I wish they hadn't replaced the Ninth Doctor in Doctor Who. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Granted, but the Ninth Doctor becomes a stale character two days after the wish.I wish I could make animations just by willing it and focusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Granted but, you focus so much that when you done it's the year of 1,000,000,000,000,000,999,890,098,023I wish my frog was still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Granted, however it is a poisonous Dart frog though.I wish Bruce Lee lives again Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Granted, but then he gets bitten by a zombie, and becomes a zombie too. Undead sadly isn't really that alive...I wish I had no more headaches. NEVER EVER. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Granted. Instead, you get another sickness all the time.I wish I cold see into the future without going insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Granted, but you can only see 1 millisecond into the future.I wish I could know everything without going insane. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 (edited) Granted however since you ninjad me I hunt you down hit you on the head and you contract amnesia.I wish I spoke fluent Japanesse Edited May 7, 2012 by Deltus Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Granted, but you learn only after the Japanese language is no longer spoken.I wish I knew why he was so tasteful. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Granted you solve the greatest enigma of the universe. How ever a scientist from a distant planet is jealous he kills you.I wish I Could walk into modor. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 (edited) Yes, but the universe explodes. I wish for bubble gum. Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 It's so sticky, once you touch it, you can never get it off of your hand. Then, everything you touch afterwards, you can never let go of, as the gum just sticks right to it.I wish I had a PS Vita. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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