~Shockwave~ Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 granted but it blows up in your face (i really don't know.)i wish the post count average was higher. Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Granted, every user but you has 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 posts. You now live in shame.I wish I was better at everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Granted, but being better than anything you become alonei wish emotes become sentient Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 17, 2012 Share Posted July 17, 2012 Granted, they take over the universe and destroy us all.I wish I could go to BotCon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 You go to Botcon, but Megatron destroys your car!I wish Megatron didn't ruin TNG Prime's day! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 (edited) Granted, but he ruins Optimus Prime's! (Therefore he takes over the universe, enslaves us all, and makes us rebuild Cybertron!)I wish more of my friends were into Transformers. Edited July 18, 2012 by TNG Prime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Granted, but then they also get into My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and like to crossover both series, driving you mad.I wish that more people would play the RPG Kid Icarus: Unanswered Prayers. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Granted, all the noobs, spammers, trolls, and flamers on the internet are now players. Hundreds! Woohoo!I wish people wouldn't play ridiculous music around me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Granted, instead, they play music with such a high level of epicosity around you that it causes you to spontaneously combust.I wish more people knew what Team Fabulous 2 was. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Granted. Two more people, in Africa, who you will never meet, do. I wish there was a solution to all starvation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Granted, but everyone is always full, and therefore become lazy, even the military. This leaves Earth open to invasion from aliens, who open numerous restaurants on Earth featuring human dishes.I wish that the Kid Icarus RPG had the same kind of activity that of the Transformers RPG, with the same kind of players. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 (I can see why you'd want that. TF Alignment is a fast-paced game just as cool as the show...)Granted. All of the players know nothing about Kid Icarus, and keep talking about Transformers. The game isn't helped at all by this.I wish Zyke would get on and approve my char! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Granted. But Zyke approves your charcoal instead. Be more specific next time. I wish for bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Granted, but a swarm of chimps storm into your house in a mad rush to get their fingers on your banana horde. In the process they break all of your windows in their hurry to get in and end up messing up your pots and pans. How disappointing.I wish I were more organised. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Granted, but you become extremely OCD and go mad because no one is as organized as you.I wish I had a portal gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Granted, but it spontaneously combusts, causing portals to spawn everywhere thereby sending everyone and everything to random locations.I wish that all the noobs stopped saying how terrible Nintendo is. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Granted, the noobs stop, but everyone else does instead.I wish the Horsehead Nebula was easier to observe visually. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havelock Vetinari Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Done! You have been transported to the Horsehead Nebula. You promptly suffocate. I wish that the Great God Yig and his loyal Serpent People would arise to do battle with mecha-Cthulhu on the fourth day. Quote I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Granted, but you stood in the middle of it and died.I wish I could meet Pit (from Kid Icarus). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Click Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 You find yourself in the game, and in your excitement, you do meet a Pit, only you fell in, and died. Luckily, you respawn, but your respawn point is now in that Pit. :PI wish I had a 3D Printer. Quote ~ Corpus Rahkshi: Fang | Hoto | Tube | Tear | Canvas | Garrotte | Reda BZPRPG: Azusai | Mitsuri The Scarabax Library | Flickr | Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Granted. You now have a printer in 3D!I wish I had a Charizard that wouldn't hurt me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Granted, but you also get a Pikachu, which wiill, and does hurt you.I wish I had a Gibson Flying V guitar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Granted, but it's only a model at 1/10 size.I wish my computer would never crash, and was functional in every way I wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Granted, but your house gets robbed and you lose it.I wish I could control the universe and everything in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Granted, but you do so with your thoughts. Anything you think of happens. Someone talks about your death, and you hear him, therefore the words are in your mind. You die.I wish people wouldn't make such easily corruptable wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Granted, everybody starts making incorruptible wishes.I wish I could fly, and land, safely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Granted, but you get killed by a sniper before you can take off.I wish the person below me would not corrupt this wish or any other wish I make in any way. (Try and corrupt THAT!) Other people corrupting it due to that person's post counts as corrupting it too. (HA.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Granted. Nobody responds to you any more. They don't see the point as you clearly don't want the results of your wishes corrupted, so they just leave you be, in the background, calling out to people who will no longer respond. They proceed responding to everyone else's wishes and ignoring your posts. You try to wish yourself back to our attention, but it's too late now because you've already wished all your wishes were uncorruptable and so we don't even bother replying. Enjoy your solitude and isolation.I wish I were a more extroverted person. Quote I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Granted. However, you are now so outgoing and friendly that people find it a bit creepy. So nobody really likes you. At all.I wish for a pizza the size of a boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Granted, you now have a pizza the size of a Spanish galleon, a 164 scale one, and it's inside a bottle tooI wish I had a Microwave Time Machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 (edited) Granted. It sends all your food to a different time period. And since you can't fit in the microwave, you can't use it or reclaim your food.I wish all bad cults and gangs would disband. Edited July 20, 2012 by TNG Prime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Wish granted.Unfortunately quite a few companies apparently fell under the bad cults designation, mass unemployment ensuesI wish for ... errm ... I wish I knew what to wish for. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Granted. You wish I was rich. Thanks! :)I wish Hasbro would change Derpy back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Granted, but I have no idea what you are talking about, so I throw a rock at your head.IC: I wish premier perks would last longer. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Granted. They last forever, so no one donates to BZP anymore, causing the site to shut down.I wish people would back off if someone makes a wish they don't understand. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Granted, this topic dies.I wish someone would give me a good name suggestion. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Granted, Dark Pit Rocks.Quoting myself, I wish Hasbro would change Derpy back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 (edited) They change Derpy back all right, back half a generation to a G3.5 ponyI wish Dark pit was dirt poor Edited July 20, 2012 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you made the other Dark Pit dirt poor. You monster.I wish for pi. Edited July 20, 2012 by Dark Pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Granted, the magnitude of pi blows you up.I wish for the other Dark Pit to be thrown into a black hole. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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