Lara White Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Dead people cannot vote. Well, I did say I'm warning you because I want the village to win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorikSigma Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I'm voting for the best argument, so I'll wait. BZPRPG ARC 3 / Breaking Point Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Best Display Name Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 (edited) Dead people cannot vote. Well, I did say I'm warning you because I want the village to win. I'm not believing that for one second. The whole point of the minimal roles was to have a simple setup; it would be unfair to the first time players if there was a joker not revealed how they work, so that doubly doesn't make sense. If people fall for this I'm going to......watch and not be able to do anything about it. Edit: Hey Norik, here's the best argument. Edited February 20, 2013 by Krelsin Insert fancy signature here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Lad, clearly you don't know me very well. I have been a Mafian exactly once in these games, and that was when I backstabbed them and handed their names to the Detective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elemental Ussal Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I feel famous!Looks like Zakaro is going to have an afterlife partner. I will vote Lloyd while i'm still alive. Too bad I'm a noob at this. One just can't say much when he doesn't know how the game works. Or maybe I'm awkward about killing people. Who knows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portalfig Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I realize that there is some people who withheld their vote until right before the end. Voting ends in two hours, so go ahead and cast that ballot! The more people we get in on the bloodlust, the better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Toa Lhikevikk- Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Alright then. Ussal. It was a "Rahi punch" after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 I will still refrain from voting. I have no wish to hang an innocent, even if they think I'm guilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portalfig Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Day Two Le-Koro wasn’t very well known for being indiscriminate. They happened to, like every other Matoran on Mata Nui, hate many rahi with a passion. There used to be a strange matoran who hung about sometimes, with red and blue armor. He wasn’t very discriminate, he had a pet ussal. That Matoran didn’t live in Le-Koro however, so when another villager disappeared the entirety of Le-Koro was in an uproar. Then they found Elemental Ussal in his hut. He was a strange Matoran, he spoke to the crabs. Somehow that made him more likely to have killed Krelsin; the villagers then took him to the giant construction that they had finished earlier in Constructmans’ name. It was a platform, with a noose hanging over the center by means of a wooden arm. Elemental Ussal was brought to the front, and was made to stand in front of the entire koro to proclaim his final words. He gazed absentmindedly over the bloodthirsty masses, and then began to gibber. It was a bunch of nonsense, continuing forever. It rose in volume, and without warning, he stopped. A chitterling sound began, and before anyone could do anything, hundreds of Ussal Crabs gathered around him, all over his body. From this living armor, he spoke two Matoran words. “Am Villager.” He might have said I, but the chattering crabs were too loud. Then, he ascended through the treetops, becoming the true Elemental Ussal. Villager Lynched/Ascended/Something/?. Medic, Detective, and Mafia, you should know what to do. Next scene will be posted Friday afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Toa Lhikevikk- Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 ... Well. That was embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 That's four to zero so far, people. I've gleaned some suspects from this and cleared others, so hopefully we can nail someone down next round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaeraz Posted February 20, 2013 Author Share Posted February 20, 2013 You mean there's no body? LAME. I demand a refund. All are not the same But three shall be as one Freedom in the flame The end has just begun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samus Aran-Bounty Hunter Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 And I can has afterlife friend now. So yeah really no reason for posting but since when have I had one after death?Zakaro They call me Zakaro. You should too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Xaerrogant raises a good point...Now we don't have anything for the Chattering Corpse Pile. That's the true misfortune here. I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highly Suspicious Person Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Xaerrogant raises a good point...Now we don't have anything for the Chattering Corpse Pile. That's the true misfortune here. Aww, now no more tourists will come in, and we can't accuse them of murder. BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Best Display Name Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Lad, clearly you don't know me very well. I have been a Mafian exactly once in these games, and that was when I backstabbed them and handed their names to the Detective. No, no, it's got nothing to do with you being mafia before, it's because there wouldn't be a joker role without being specified because of new players. Come on guys... Insert fancy signature here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 You've never heard of secret roles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Eh, we should just kill Lloyd and be done with it. He acts rather guilty. "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 I'm not seeing it. My tactics would be different if I was a Mafian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaeraz Posted February 21, 2013 Author Share Posted February 21, 2013 Man, real talk, I respect ya, Lloyd. You're one cunning dude when it comes to this here game. Heck, when you retire from mafia, if ever, I'd stop by the retirement home and reminisce with ya. That having been said, sometimes it does seem like you're more helpful to all us villagers when you've bit the dust. =P All are not the same But three shall be as one Freedom in the flame The end has just begun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 (edited) That's because I've had a lot more practice than choice in the matter. it's fun being alive for once. Whole new ballgame. I'm flattered by the compliment. Then again, we've both been playing for a long time, so I expect we'll be retired together, if it ever happens. XD Edited February 21, 2013 by Lloyd: the White Wolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elemental Ussal Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Lol. That was... Bizarre... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Best Display Name Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 You've never heard of secret roles? No...I'm saying that it wouldn't be fair, and I doubt something that unfriendly to new players would be implemented. Insert fancy signature here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 It wouldn't be unfair at all, IMO, unless the GM imbalanced them, and I think he's good enough to not make that mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Best Display Name Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 It wouldn't be unfair at all, IMO, unless the GM imbalanced them, and I think he's good enough to not make that mistake. Having roles that new players don't know exist, or how they work is unfair. I probably don't even know how it works because it's probably different here. There's no way the host would do that. Insert fancy signature here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lara White Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I dunno about that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Toa Lhikevikk- Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Secret roles are kind of a BZP Mafia tradition. I'd be more surprised if there weren't any this time around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portalfig Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) Night 3 The Chattering Corpse Heap was a very interesting part of Le-Koro society. It was, after all, a pile of dead things that were talking. Some people throughout the village just ignored it, while others were quite attracted to it. These were the people who had too much pity for their own good, and wanted to ease those poor dead things pain. The Automaton, sometimes jolly and sometimes quite affably evil, was one of those people. He spent a few minutes every night giving Zakaro his ears, but that wasn’t much. That is, until the mafia grabbed him, took off his legs, and threw him on the pile. He wasn’t actually dead, but for some reason nobody cared. As far as the rest of the village was concerned, he was dead. Voting ends Monday, 3:00 CST. Haha Zakaro! You will never have true afterlife friend >=D E: Oh, and DoctorCouch, Norik Astartes, and Valendale were all acconted for. They were doing something, innocent-y. =P Edited February 22, 2013 by Portalfig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) Gosh darn it, if only I didn't have that crippling arms-not-working-when-needed syndrome I wouldn't be having this problem right about now. Avenge me people...Avenge meeeeeeeee! Oh, and if you could leave some snacks by the pile, that'd be fantastic. I'll get to them in good time. Edited February 22, 2013 by The Tolerable Automaton I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samus Aran-Bounty Hunter Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Nuuuuu why must you be evil and deny me the true afterlife friend I deserve But still I can at least talk to someone else now. Even if they're somewhat/not really dead.Zakaro They call me Zakaro. You should too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I vote Lloyd. "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Hey Zakaro, don't you have that Blu-Ray set I gave you? Besides, I'm iBrow, and the laws of life hold no bound on me (figuratively, anyway). Therefore I shall invite you to haunt my dreams and you can have a semi-conversation with my dream self. jk lol 2 bad 4 u Hey, Eye of Sauron... I would suggest you don't vote Lloyd, or people might think you're guilty. I'll hold off on my vote for the moment, although I'm about 97.8% decided. -ibrow JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samus Aran-Bounty Hunter Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Well I does but I'm sharing with the whole Heap so it's only my turn every 7 Hours for half-hour intervalsAnd that's double what everyone else gets for time, I only get that much cause it's lended to me so yeahBut anywayDerpZakaro They call me Zakaro. You should too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Hey, Eye of Sauron... I would suggest you don't vote Lloyd, or people might think you're guilty. What makes everyone so sure Lloyd is innocent? "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaeraz Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 I vote Eye of Sauron. Barad-Dur is lowering my property values. All are not the same But three shall be as one Freedom in the flame The end has just begun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltex Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Hey, Eye of Sauron... I would suggest you don't vote Lloyd, or people might think you're guilty. What makes everyone so sure Lloyd is innocent? He's told us that he's spoken with the Detective - and he confirmed Squishy's innocence for us. He also refused to vote for the last few people we lynched, despite the fact that he himself was on the verge of being lynched. -ibrow JOIN AETHERGARDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I vote Eye of Sauron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 ... wow, is the village that dumb? I mean, they have a moving body on the Chattering Corpse heap and they don't do anything about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protodite Karzahni Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I guess the "Chattering" part of the "Chattering Corpse Heap" implies this isn't your old run-of-the-mill pile of dead bodies. I don't think a few waving arm motions will make much of a difference, besides maybe getting them to rename it the "Chattering and Occasionally Twitching Corpse Heap". But that's just not quite as catchy. Though really, if anyone wants to pull me off at any point, I'd like that. Or at least give me a proper funeral. I wrote stories once. They were okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valendale Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 DoctorCouch's signature claims that he is not a real doctor, therefore we may kill him without fear of losing our doctor, thus I am voting for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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