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  1. wait you're fifteen right

     

    idk that just seems a bit young for wisdom teeth removal but i might be wrong

    I had all of mine removed the day after my 16th birthday, so I don't think it's super unsusal? (though, they removed mine so early because they didn't want my wisdom teeth to ruin all the braces work.) In comparison, I think DeeVee still hasn't had his removed and he's 26 (I think. I should know my bf's age), so it really just depends on the person and their teeth.

     

    However, I don't think my reaction to the anesthetic was supposed to go so badly. I was so drugged up that my brother stole my cake. Being so drugged up and in pain that you can't move is the best 16th birthday gift ever. THANKS DAD.

  2. One of my friends is in a fencing club at her college and has to take the bus to and from school, so she has to take her epee on the bus. Everyone gives her a wide berth, because you usually don't want to mess with the six foot tall Peruvian woman with a sword.

     

    And, lucky! I wish I could go out and do some archery again some time.

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    Unless it's Everclear or 151. Stay away.

     

    If you're going near either of these, yes you'd probably be better off drinking Windex. It'd do less liver damage.

     

    Seeing as drinking Windex would cause severe burns to the throat, extreme stomach cramps, and the ammonia alone would basically destroy your insides and potentially cause brain damage or upright kill you, you'd be better off drinking the Everclear or 151. The worst that's going to happen with those is strep throat and throwing up if you drink it safely. Pat can vouch for this. Though, I did find a mixed drink called "Windex", but it's only because it's the same blue colour as the cleaner and hopefully not because of a similar taste or smell.

     

    Ok, though alcoholic drink suggestions time! These might be ones you like, these might not, but it's really up to you and what you prefer! Also drink lots of water! A good thing is for every drink/shot you have, have at least one glass of water as well. Then you'll be hydrated and happy and less likely to be headachey later. And, of course, drink in moderation, know your limits, have people there to help you if you need it, eat food (don't drink alcohol on an empty stomach ever omg it is so awful), drink your water (I am putting this again because it is important!), and don't drink and drive not even your bike.

     

    Delicious omg drinks:

     

    -Cider is AMAZING. Cider is so good. Cider makes me happy and I miss it. It rarely tastes like alcohol (like, I've yet to fine one that does have an alcoholic taste to it), so it is awesome omg and it is so fruity and delicious and then they make ones that are other fruit ciders and yum yum yum.

     

    -Mixed drinks! OMG MIXED DRINKS WITH A LITTLE TINY UMBRELLA THAT COMES IN YOUR DRINK IT IS SO CUTE AND DELICIOUS. Don't drink too many though because they taste so good but you can't taste the alcohol and you jsut go through them like Kool-Aid and then you end up trying to use your tiny umbrella as a cane to walk out the door and it won't work. A really good mixed drink is the Strawberry Lemon Vojito at Red Robin. That was my first official 21 drink and it was SO GOOD. I am also going to say again that the Canadian Princess drink is amazing and if you can make it it is a very good decision.

     

    -I think that's about it. I think that's all you really need because it seems like you have a preference for drinks that you can't taste the alcohol in which is super normal and I am like that too.

     

    Mixed results:

     

    -Chocolate wine. This is one of those things that you're think "oh man it's going to be just like chocolate milk!" and then it just tastes like chocolate milk and a weird red wine. Maybe there are better ones, but maybe my mom shouldn't have bought me the cheapest one she could find for my birthday. IDK!

     

    -Wine in general. Sometimes great! Sometimes awful! A good start is really light ones like blushes and white wines. Reds are kind of heavy and gross unless you have a taste for them. I still don't like darker wines. There is a wine maker called Confectioners that makes dessert-based wines, and they have one called Angel Cake that I bought on a whim because it was on sale and I thought the logo was pretty and it is so good.

     

    -Soaking a watermelon with vodka. I think this was good. We made it in 2010 at BrickFair, and I remember it being pretty delicious.

     

    -Jello shots. These are either really amazing delicious or like eating jiggling paint thinner fumes.

     

    -Doing straight shots of vodka. The flavoured ones are a lie. You smell it and think "mmm! Raspberry/whipped cream/cake! This will be great!" and then you do the shot and are like "why no the burning why chaser drink now retweet if u crye evry tiem". Mixing them with a non-alcoholic drink is better, and it is always good to start out with a very small amount of alcohol (like a shot or half a shot) and then add your juice/pop/whatever, instead of the other way around, unless you like it that way.

     

    -Alcohol that come in pouches. Not wine, but those ones that are like "strawberry lemonade! With alcohol in it! It's like a Capri Sun but for grown ups!" Some of these are amazing. Some taste like frozen paint thinner fumes mixed with lemon.

     

    -Margaritas. These are either heavily mixed with something delicious or are just so gross because it's all alcohol and a teeny bit of lemon or lime.

     

    -Long Island. This has so much alcohol and and so deceiving because it's still really delicious. Drink like, one and then just stop for the night or everything will be wooo girl time.

     

    -Champagne. Can be good if it's a good one? Some are like, chalky. I don't know how to describe it. Sometimes buying the cheapest one is better than the $200 one. If it's not the best it's always good with orange juice. Mimosas!

     

    -Beer. Beer is so weird because some are awesome to one person and just awful to another person's preference. When it comes to starting out, really light ones like blondes and hefeweizens (I love Widmer Bros. Hefeweizen) are usually better than starting with a darker beer like Guinness. Usually going for one in a bottle or on tap is better than one in a can that came in a box, but whatevs! Your choice!

     

    -Martinis. It's straight liquor. I should just move this to the DON'T DRINK EVER list.

     

    DON'T DRINK EVER:

     

    -151 or Everclear. I haven't even tried them and am like "ummmm no." I think the "you'll get strep throat from one shot" bit alone is a giant flashing NOPE sign.

     

    -Jungle Juice. Just like, ok, anything that is brewed in a trash can bag is already sketchy, and then people are like "hey, let's throw some random bits of fruit and whatever alcohol we have in here and let it marinate for three days" and you're like "I think I'd rather not....?" My brother likes it but my brother is silly sometimes.

     

    -PBR. I once saw one of their trucks with a "voted best beer in 1890something" and was like "ok, if this is the best you guys can do, why are you still here". It's just kind of gross. My brother also claims to like it but he is a LIAR.

     

    -Natural Ice. I've heard it's awful. I googled it and half the images were men who had attempted to make Natural Ice box armor in a drunken rage.

     

    -Tequila shots. Why. Whyyyyyyy. Someone must like them out there. They make me want to punch kittens.

     

    -Pendleton. I HATE PENDLETON WHISKEY. I HATE PENDLETON IN GENERAL AS A TOWN AND THEN THEY MADE A WHISKEY AND NOW I HATE THEM EVEN MORE IT'S SO GROSS.

     

    -Whiskey. Canada likes it....? I think?

     

    -Light beers. They really don't taste like anything but regret.

     

    I can't think of anything else right now beyond sometimes buying cheap alcohol at discount works out really well because if you buy it for five bucks and it's eh, then you only lost five dollars, but if it's awesome, then hey! awesome cheap five dollar alcohol! Also buying alcohol because it has a pretty label works out really well sometimes. I once bought a wine because it had a cute rabbit logo on the cork and I wanted it and then it was delicious as well, so win-win!

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