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  1. otter

    r u ok

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    2. otter

      otter

      i dunno fam seems like you brought this on yourself

      leave my boy alone and he leaves you alone it's simple as that

    3. otter

      otter

      probably because of the spam and everything

      you attacking him really doesn't help your case here for not being childish

      and beyond that, only i get to attack him like this, step off my man smh

    4. otter

      otter

      ich werde dich zerstören

      bulik ist mein

  2. otter

    And now, after much time, I have again returned to being an otter.

    1. otter

      otter

      It is my true calling in life to pretend to be an intelligent aquatic mammal on an internet forum devoted to biomechanical creatures living inside a giant robot.

    2. Quisoves Potoo

      Quisoves Potoo

      As someone pretending to be an Otaku bird, I see no problem with this vocation.

  3. otter

    Woo-hoo, I finally got my Eagle Scout rank, after 12 years of being in the BSA. Now to finish the thing I've been working on for 14 years: Public School.

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    2. otter

      otter

      I got my eagle application in 3 days before i turned 18

       

      i was very proud of myself

       

      my scoutmaster has many new grey hairs

    3. Toa of Dancing

      Toa of Dancing

      I can imagine. Scoutmasters are always stressed if you go into the 3 month grace period. XP

    4. Dallior

      Dallior

      Nice to see another one of us in the forums. Hopefully I can get my Eagle sooner than 3 days from the deadline. :P

  4. otter

    BZPower, you have known no horror yet of this magnitude.

    1. Geardirector

      Geardirector

      The Horror spreads...

    2. Ghidora131

      Ghidora131

      What do you mean? they've already seen ME. Can't be much worse.

  5. otter

    Wow. It's like I haven't touched this thing in years.

    1. otter

      otter

      If only I was clever enough to actually come up with something good to say here.

  6. otter

    Go figure. We have the same word in our BZP display name forever (Kal Grochi and Kal the Guardian) and your birthday is just 8 days after mine, while you're four years older than me.

    1. otter

      otter

      What an interesting little thing. Two people with similar display name, one four years older than the other while their birthdays are eight days apart.

       

      THE NUMBERS

    2. Razgriz

      Razgriz

      THE NUMBERS MASON

  7. otter

    "If we affirm one moment, we thus affirm not only ourselves but all existence. For nothing is self-sufficient, neither in us ourselves nor in things; and if our soul has trembled with happiness and sounded like a harp string just once, all eternity was needed to produce this one event—and in this single moment of affirmation all eternity was called good, redeemed, justified, and affirmed." — Friedrich Nietzsche

    1. Burnmad

      Burnmad

      That's really deep, Ferdinand. =P

    2. otter

      otter

      Nietzsche was deep, Jason. =P

  8. otter

    Trasna na dtonnta, dul siar, dul siar, Slán leis an uaigneas is slán leis an gcían; Geal é mo chroí, agus geal í an ghrian, Geal bheith ag filleadh go hÉirinn!

  9. otter

    It seems to me that our world is falling apart.

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    2. Havelock Vetinari

      Havelock Vetinari

      All part of Yig's plan. I assure you.

    3. otter

      otter

      My patenting Mars was done with Yog Sothoth's help.

       

      I know what your creature is trying to do to me, Basilisk.

    4. Toa Levacius Zehvor

      Toa Levacius Zehvor

      Pay no heed, it's just the second law of thermodynamics.

  10. otter

    Hey, kieno tu pusėje?

    1. Padishah Mehmet II

      Padishah Mehmet II

      Čečėnijos.

    2. otter

      otter

      squeeeeeeeeee

  11. otter

    O Prosperity, thou art cruel.

  12. otter

    In order to be one who can bring happiness, you must first be acquainted with sadness' cold embrace.

    1. otter

      otter

      And then a poet must have shared drinks with both, before getting into a fist fight with confusion and then having yelled for a couple hours at anger.

  13. otter

    Squeeeee

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    2. Meta-Mind

      Meta-Mind

      Why is there a Kal Otter now?

    3. Flex Lord Splash

      Flex Lord Splash

      Cause Kal.

    4. otter

      otter

      Truer words were never spoken.

  14. otter

    They aren't here to help us. They're here to destroy us. .-.

    1. sunflower

      sunflower

      D:

       

      :c

  15. otter

    Earlier I was mad but now I'm glad I think this is a fad

  16. otter

    So I got scared in the process of killing a giant spider. Like, right when I killed it. The thing was about three inches long and about one inch tall. I stepped on it and killed it, but it held me up for a large enough amount of time that I noticed it, and it crunched, and I jumped away. It was weird.

    1. sunflower

      sunflower

      Awww poor spider. :c

    2. Krayzikk

      Krayzikk

      That, is a massive spider.

    3. Simulacrum

      Simulacrum

      Just another exciting day in the life of Kal Grochi. Tommorrow: The hideous HOUSEFLY. *dun dun dunnnnn*

  17. otter

    I'M WATCHING YOU BRO. ALWAYS WATCHING. 'CAUSE I'M CREEPY LIKE THAT. BE AFRAID.

    1. Kakaru

      Kakaru

      OH GOG WHY MUST YOU DO THIS

    2. otter

      otter

      BECAUSE BRO

       

      I KNOW YOU DO THE SAME THING

  18. otter

    As one changes, so surely does one stay the same, I say-even as your body and experiences might alter, the spirit within you is indestructible, imperishable, and incorruptible.

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    2. Highly Suspicious Person

      Highly Suspicious Person

      My spirit was sucked into a jar and thrown off a cliff.

    3. otter

      otter

      Pessimist.

    4. Highly Suspicious Person

      Highly Suspicious Person

      By the Ghostbusters.

  19. otter

    WHOA WHAT'S GOING ON

    1. Kakaru

      Kakaru

      HARPS

    2. otter

      otter

      HARPS EVERYWHERE

       

      YES.

  20. otter

    Suddenly, Purple.

    1. sunflower

      sunflower

      Must've been my Gravity powerz. :3

    2. Wotz

      Wotz

      Or my Purple Ranger powerz. :3

    3. Unauthorized Autobiography

      Unauthorized Autobiography

      No. GREEN!

  21. otter

    Must. Win. Contest.

    1. Highly Suspicious Person

      Highly Suspicious Person

      You're second now. I guess those PMs may have paid off.

    2. otter

      otter

      I'm actually really not sure who did this.

  22. otter

    ~We are the priests/Of the Temples of Syrinx/Our great computers fill the hallowed halls~

  23. otter

    The Grand Old Duke of York/He had ten thousand men/He marched them up the hill and then he marched them down again.

    1. otter

      otter

      And when you're up you're up

      And when you're down you're down

      And when you're only halfway up you're neither up nor down.

    2. iPenguin

      iPenguin

      Left. Left. Left, Right, Left.

    3. Hexann

      Hexann

      Wrong, Right, Left

  24. otter

    Modern society is messed up. The Viol family was much better than the Violin family.

  25. otter

    "~Living in America/Eye to eye, station to station~"

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