Lime Paradox Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 (edited) So way back in the magical year of 2003 there were these guys named Swift and Danny and they had a bonkles tour van or something?? I really don't know anything about that but point is they made an incredible song called Bionicle Brain The song was available for download on BZP for a while, but was apparently taken down for legal reasons Sometime around 2008, a topic was posted on BZP with links to both Bionicle Brain and the other Swift and Danny song (which isn't nearly as noteworthy), and I managed to download them before the BZP staff annihilated the topic I made Bionicle Brain available on tumblr quite a while ago (can we mention tumblr now??) but it ocurred to me that BZP has still been deprived of this beautiful masterpiece So anyway enjoy (the last thing Six said on the subject lead me to believe this would be okay, but feel free to kill this topic if not I guess) Edited February 23, 2014 by Lime Paradox 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Noise Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 LITERALLY THE MOST AWE-INSPIRING BIONICLE-RELATED AUDIO TRACK EVER RELEASED Quote bring back "an cool dude" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatanui Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Oh my...That is so awful. -Gata Quote - Gata Please don't use my avatar or signature without permission, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Thanks for sharing this, I had doubted whether I would ever have the opportunity to hear it. It has certainly lived up to and exceeded my expectations. Is there any chance you may be able to upload the other song, even if it isn't quite so remarkable as BIONICLE Brain? Quote believe victims. its actually not that hard, and youd look kind of bad if you were to, say, side with an abuser because theyre your friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 This song is majestic. It flows from one "Bionicle Brain" to the next so smoothly. I can't imagine how many years it took them to compose such a masterpiece. Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vandelay Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 (edited) LOL This is the crowning achievement of BIONICLE music. No, in actuality, this made my ears bleed profusely. Edited July 27, 2013 by Trydeltix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolianharpie Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Well I'm not sure what I was expecting... but it has a certain charm. Also are we actually allowed to mention tumblr on here? Because I may or may not have been running a bionicle fanblog on there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Windrider- Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 (can we mention tumblr now??) Also are we actually allowed to mention tumblr on here? Because I may or may not have been running a bionicle fanblog on there... You totally can now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portalfig Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Wow, I can't believe this holy grail of BONKLES musical history was lost for so long. That was incredible, I can't believe I hadn't heard of it before. I feel like buying a bunch of old BONKLE sets now, too. D= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 My father has pointed out to me that this is in fact a parody of "Insane in the Brain," a song by Cypress Hill. I was not familiar with either the song or the group, but having heard the song now I can say the two are identical in almost everything but lyrics. It makes more sense why the lyrics are somewhat disjointed and unfocused now; the authors were probably primarily focused on making the song sound like the one they were imitating. Quote believe victims. its actually not that hard, and youd look kind of bad if you were to, say, side with an abuser because theyre your friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kohran Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 I finally understand why Lego had this removed - to preserve our health and sanity. The monstrosity was safely sealed away for ten years, but now it is again free to wreak horror and suffering upon the whole world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 I finally understand why Lego had this removed - to preserve our health and sanity. The monstrosity was safely sealed away for ten years, but now it is again free to wreak horror and suffering upon the whole world. This. This so much. Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumiki Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 My ears hurt after being subjected to just a few seconds' worth of that monstrosity. No amount of soothing music is going to even remotely get that out of my brain. Quote avatar by Lady Kopaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime Paradox Posted July 27, 2013 Author Share Posted July 27, 2013 (edited) Thanks for sharing this, I had doubted whether I would ever have the opportunity to hear it. It has certainly lived up to and exceeded my expectations. Is there any chance you may be able to upload the other song, even if it isn't quite so remarkable as BIONICLE Brain? ...Fine IF YOU INSIST But keep in mind that by distracting from the glory of Bionicle Brain you have singlehandedly ruined this entire topicThis is now a thing that will be weighing on your conscience forever Edited February 23, 2014 by Lime Paradox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vandelay Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Thanks for sharing this, I had doubted whether I would ever have the opportunity to hear it. It has certainly lived up to and exceeded my expectations. Is there any chance you may be able to upload the other song, even if it isn't quite so remarkable as BIONICLE Brain?...FineIF YOU INSISTBut keep in mind that by distracting from the glory of Bionicle Brain you have singlehandedly ruined this entire topicThis is now a thing that will be weighing on your conscience forever He must pay for this outrageous atrocity... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Lycaon Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 If I listen closely, I can actually hear some of the lyrics clearly! Okay, the second song is so much better. Quote I used to have a banner here. But that RPG is dead. What now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigogeek Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Such a masterpiece flows through my head with joy. How wonderful. I have to admit, I did cringe when I heard the term "matorans" used. MATORAN is the plural. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 The second song is much better. It reminds me of the techno I heard when I was younger. Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyru Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 That was quite enjoyable. c: Thanks for posting! Quote BRPG Forum Rules • BZPRPG Starter Topic • Q&A Compendium • SK:A Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Thanks for sharing this, I had doubted whether I would ever have the opportunity to hear it. It has certainly lived up to and exceeded my expectations. Is there any chance you may be able to upload the other song, even if it isn't quite so remarkable as BIONICLE Brain?...FineIF YOU INSISTBut keep in mind that by distracting from the glory of Bionicle Brain you have singlehandedly ruined this entire topicThis is now a thing that will be weighing on your conscience forever He must pay for this outrageous atrocity... A thousand apologies to all of those who had hoped to enjoy BIONICLE Brain and this topic. No, rather, I shall offer no apologies, for no such thing could ever redeem myself from the atrocious deed I have commited. I guess I'm just INSANE IN THE BRAIN. Quote believe victims. its actually not that hard, and youd look kind of bad if you were to, say, side with an abuser because theyre your friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just A Dot Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 I threw up in my mouth a whole lot after listening to those. Dear lord, why were these ever written? Ugh. I have to go listen to Kiina's "WHOO HOOS!" just to regain my sanity. I never thought I'd have to say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emzee Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Man Cryoshell's got nothin on this. Quote "hey girl: here’s an idea, but… it’s up to you: You’re the boss of this operation." [BZPRPG Profile] [Ghosts of Bara Magna Profile] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hohenheim Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 man, a horde of cliffracers sounds better than this! it was just..stunningly awful. Quote Previously known as Aiwendil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krikanalo Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO top 10 billboard 100 golden grammy award-selling hit (yeesh this is bad) Quote "I may not be smart enough to try everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything." tumblr | deviantART | fanfiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Evo Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 (edited) I actually discovered the original talkback topic still exists.Anyway, aside from that I have nothing to say about this that I probably haven't already said about this before, but MAKUTA TAKIN' OVER MATA NUI, DON'CHU KNOW DAS LOCOOOOOOO *horse whinny* Edited July 27, 2013 by Gerlicky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime Paradox Posted July 27, 2013 Author Share Posted July 27, 2013 (edited) I actually discovered the original talkback topic still exists. You know what this means We've seen MODERN BZP's reaction to this beautiful work of art, but what did 2003 BZP have to say??? It's time to go on a journey... TO THE MAGICAL YEAR OF 2003 this is so cool! i'm downloading the rap right now!-that rap is awesome! "Yeahg bioniclebrain!" are those the tour van guys singing it? insane bionicle brain...insane without a brain!is a kratta.insane bionicle brain! lol i love that onecOOL GOING TO DOWNLOAD IT RIGHT NOW. I hope that it is all that i think it is going to be. and since they are going to read this. How can someone become a BIONICLE VAN DUDE?????Here everyone I made a banner so everyone can use, I did not know what to put so I just put their names. Sounds good they don't really have any thing to do with the bionicle moiveOff topic: Swift talked to mom boy thats was wried I really liked the bioniclebrain_rap. It was very funny. The "Insane bioniclebrain" part was pretty funny the way they said it. That whole song cracked me up.I loved the rap,and the tecno stuff was cool,you guy's should do a music video it would be so funny:lol:. hat's of to danny & swift you guy are awsome,insane without a brain "Insane Bionicle brain(insane wit out no brain)" What cant i hava a little fun.anyway SWEET.I was dancing 2 the second 1 and now my family thinks im a freak .And when i heard the first one i fell outta my chair.The song they took the beat from is 1 of my faves.Swift and Danny ROCK <custom smiley in place of XD.COOL! I'll love it! Number two is cool, but I just LOVE the first one. (and I usually don't like rap)Veggie Burgers,Lewanut.*dancing & singing along to the new music* :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:All I have to say is this:YAHOOO!!!!!!!!! (about time!)awsome,i've been looking up to this all year,but theres only one problem,i dont like rap,it stinks.i really like the tecno track play that funky music white boyYo Spaz! Don't swear! Even if it filtered! here ya go,if ya wanna download them........actualy,i wont post the links to download them.OH NO, it appears the time machine is malfunctioning!! Time to close this portal to 2003 before- Edited February 23, 2014 by Lime Paradox 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unauthorized Autobiography Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Who's everybody talking about? I don't see what makes it any worse (or any better) than any other rap song. Maybe I have to listen again... Quote -G u u R a h K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fastcar800 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Man Cryoshell's got nothin on this. Cryoshell is 1000 times better than this. This is just... terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 (edited) @Time Machine: Bionicle Brains existed in 2003. Such thinking is out of date.Who's everybody talking about? I don't see what makes it any worse (or any better) than any other rap song. Maybe I have to listen again...It's an insult to Bionicle fans, saying that they have a different brain structure. And the way that brain structure is described is hardly complimentary. Edited July 28, 2013 by fishers64 Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatanui Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Yeah it's like they were making fun of BIONICLE (and they probably were). No wonder LEGO asked for these to be removed.On a side-note, I find it highly remarkable that although the song was online for only two days, there are still copies of it ten years later. -Gata Quote - Gata Please don't use my avatar or signature without permission, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just A Dot Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 Yeah it's like they were making fun of BIONICLE (and they probably were). No wonder LEGO asked for these to be removed.On a side-note, I find it highly remarkable that although the song was online for only two days, there are still copies of it ten years later. -Gata It's the power of the internet for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manterax Prime Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 (edited) [nope] did I just listen to? Edit: I'm pretty sure that could be counted as bypassing the word filter. : (-Wind- Edited July 29, 2013 by -Windrider- Quote Tired of broken BIONICLE sets? Support the Remolded Sockets Service Pack project by Kon1 on CUUSOO http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/17500Want more female characters to stand with you BIONICLE or HF collection? Support Bunyip's Constraction Line for Girls project on CUUSOO http://lego.cuusoo.com/ideas/view/6801 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turaga Norik Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 @Time Machine: Bionicle Brains existed in 2003. Such thinking is out of date. Who's everybody talking about? I don't see what makes it any worse (or any better) than any other rap song. Maybe I have to listen again...It's an insult to Bionicle fans, saying that they have a different brain structure. And the way that brain structure is described is hardly complimentary. You're kidding, right? It's a parody of this song --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijB8wnJCN0, with Bionicle-related lyrics. If you don't like hip-hop, or b-real's nasally voice, you're not going to like this song, but it's not making fun of Bionicle, and especially not making fun of the fans. In 2003, I doubt this would have gone over EVERYONE'S heads like it has now. Makes me feel old, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just A Dot Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 @Time Machine: Bionicle Brains existed in 2003. Such thinking is out of date. Who's everybody talking about? I don't see what makes it any worse (or any better) than any other rap song. Maybe I have to listen again...It's an insult to Bionicle fans, saying that they have a different brain structure. And the way that brain structure is described is hardly complimentary. You're kidding, right? It's a parody of this song --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijB8wnJCN0, with Bionicle-related lyrics. If you don't like hip-hop, or b-real's nasally voice, you're not going to like this song, but it's not making fun of Bionicle, and especially not making fun of the fans. In 2003, I doubt this would have gone over EVERYONE'S heads like it has now. Makes me feel old, really. I now actually appreciate this whole thing a bit more. Not that I found the brain structure thing insulting, but it kinda makes more sense and seems less stupid now. This still sucks horribly, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopekemaster Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 I gotta say, I really love the techno song. Quote My Writing Blog (more writing coming soon!) My Bionicle/LEGO Blog (defunct) Hyfudiar on Spotify (noise/drone/experimental music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishers64 Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 @Time Machine: Bionicle Brains existed in 2003. Such thinking is out of date. Who's everybody talking about? I don't see what makes it any worse (or any better) than any other rap song. Maybe I have to listen again...It's an insult to Bionicle fans, saying that they have a different brain structure. And the way that brain structure is described is hardly complimentary.You're kidding, right? It's a parody of this song --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RijB8wnJCN0, with Bionicle-related lyrics. If you don't like hip-hop, or b-real's nasally voice, you're not going to like this song, but it's not making fun of Bionicle, and especially not making fun of the fans. In 2003, I doubt this would have gone over EVERYONE'S heads like it has now. Makes me feel old, really.I now actually appreciate this whole thing a bit more. Not that I found the brain structure thing insulting, but it kinda makes more sense and seems less stupid now. This still sucks horribly, though. Okay, I stand corrected. Although I dislike the other song as well, so there's not much redemption going on. I gotta say, I really love the techno song. Agreed. Quote Hero Factory RPG | Bionicle Mafia XXIX: Storyline & Theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toatapio Nuva Posted July 29, 2013 Share Posted July 29, 2013 Thanks for sharing this, I had doubted whether I would ever have the opportunity to hear it. It has certainly lived up to and exceeded my expectations. Is there any chance you may be able to upload the other song, even if it isn't quite so remarkable as BIONICLE Brain?...FineIF YOU INSISTBut keep in mind that by distracting from the glory of Bionicle Brain you have singlehandedly ruined this entire topicThis is now a thing that will be weighing on your conscience forever There's no download possibility on the second song! How can I get it? And, by the way, the Bionicle Brain... I wish I were deaf. :/ Quote My BZPRPG profiles - Viima, Lai Lai Kirgan, Jarkale, Hile, Tuli + Kavala, Khervos, Thira Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JrMasterModelBuilder Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Thanks for sharing this, I had doubted whether I would ever have the opportunity to hear it. It has certainly lived up to and exceeded my expectations. Is there any chance you may be able to upload the other song, even if it isn't quite so remarkable as BIONICLE Brain?...FineIF YOU INSISTBut keep in mind that by distracting from the glory of Bionicle Brain you have singlehandedly ruined this entire topicThis is now a thing that will be weighing on your conscience forever There's no download possibility on the second song! How can I get it? And, by the way, the Bionicle Brain... I wish I were deaf. :/ You could use the console or network panel in your browser's developer tools or use a website like this: http://offliberty.com/#https://soundcloud.com/limeparadox/bionicle-tour-2003-techno-mix Quote Are signatures still a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toatapio Nuva Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Thanks a bunch! One step closer to perfection with my Bionicle media storage. Quote My BZPRPG profiles - Viima, Lai Lai Kirgan, Jarkale, Hile, Tuli + Kavala, Khervos, Thira Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime Paradox Posted July 30, 2013 Author Share Posted July 30, 2013 (edited) There's no download possibility on the second song! How can I get it? Apparently no downloads is the default and I didn't notice but it's fixed now MORE IMPORTANTLY you can now also download move aloge (ultinate biocicles edition) and the attock on bionicles theme Edited February 23, 2014 by Lime Paradox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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