Ghidora131 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Is saying "look out, for Dallior is trying to get someone to post an illuminati conspiracy theory about me!" Ask Vezon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Is secretly spreading subliminal communist propaganda Suburbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Are helping Vezon conjure up the aliens SETI, the UN and HASBRO accidentally declared war on so that glass windows can be forefitted by Google, allowing staples to puncture through cardboard, so that every single rule on how to make homemade crafts is faulty, resulting in the decrease of cotton balls, meaning no more clean ears, meaning plastic surgery, meaning the gremlin rise to power once again, starting the inflammation of bread, causing people to join BZPower, letting Vezon post ads about himself, de-inflammating bread, making Vezon king of BZPower, hence ruling the world. Rubber bands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Isn't actually an emoji, but an emoticon. *crowd gasps, audience member screams and faints* People skills Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Is the term used by aliens referring to skill in imitating human beings. The Alan Parson's Project Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 The Alan Parson's Project's song, Eye in the Sky, is the band's way of giving a message that Sol, Earth's Sun, is actually a collection of living eye-like celestial beings of plasmid flame who gathered into a cluster so that they can cover their leader's space station a large eye-creature named Sol, who he himself is the brother to the king of the star Sirius, which is similar in build. These two are preparing for war. Each side has multiple allies that make up what humanity see as stars. Humanity would be destroyed in the upcoming solar war between Sol and Sirius and the many stars/eye-creatures, so scientists lie to the public to not spread fear. Only one group got the message and have been trying to spread their warning to all that listen to their tune before it is too late. Unfortunately, many see these songs as being regular rock songs so humanity will probably fry. Atlatls. Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Two in one! If you meant Atlas: Atlas is just a farce created by time-traveling Greeks to warn us that there is a secret binding force called the Atlas that is controlled by the Illuminati and holds the Earth in place. It is what keeps us from escaping and is only taken down when a spaceship must pass through, which is why missions to space take so long. If you meant the plural form of Atlatl: Atlatls' use in hunting was secretly an order given by the Illuminati head who realized that the populace could rebel against him with its power. He ordered its knowledge to be wiped from the minds of everyone but the Eskimos and Native Americans, and it soon faded out of existence, and the Illuminati head was able to successfully pass down his rulership to Helen Keller. Why else would she pretend to be so useless and actually be so marveling? Steven Speilberg. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) [i meant atlatl, the second one] Steven Spielberg's creativity was originated from a sentient brain tumor, but if word got out that this was the case then people would begin to suspect that all creative movie makers have abnormal sentient brain growths and no one would believe it was the actual individual that was making the film but rather said growth. This would have made the US Economy drop and we would have lost the Arms Race in the 80's Cold War, allowing the USA to be weak enough for a combined Chinese, North Korean, and Soviet Invasion. So to preserve American fiscal confidence and guarantee American economic superiority in the world market, the United States government has violently, albeit secretly, oppressed any information regarding the truth of Spielberg, and those that find out and refuse to keep silent are never heard from again. A conspiracy on... Sporks! Edited January 9, 2015 by Iaredios 1 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Sporks are actually the next generation of nuclear weapons. We just haven't figured out to use them yet. The Toa Inika... Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Were secretly developed by anti-bionicle activists. Their goal: to make the build that said sets introduced be repetitively used the next years, making the quality and variety of the bionicle sets decline, thus forcing it eventually to end on an even worse counterpart of the inika build: the av-toran build. Morgan Freeman Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 (edited) Like his cousin, Ra's al-Ghul, Morgan Freeman has survived the many centuries through the use of the Lazarus Pits. During the Cold War, Morgan created a fake past for himself and he successfully killed The Demon's Head and secretly took over his enterprise. How have people not seen the difference? Well, over the past centuries he has accumulated wealth aplenty and with the emergence of plastic surgery, he undergoes plastic surgery every time he goes back and forth from each identity, practicing in voice acting along the way. It is said by the rumors spread by the now-dead, that each freckle he has attained is from a self-inflicted prick of the skin, so Freeman will be able to count how many times he has undergone plastic surgery. The way he gained his wealth is that he was known as the man that gave away slaves (all named Morgan) for free, then they would rob their masters violently and take back their valuables to their epic master; thus, he became the Man O'Morgan-Free, but when coming over to America he changed it to Morgan Freeman.. In the time since his usurpation, he began acting so that people will not wonder why he has so much wealth from doing meager jobs. His apparent aging is done through the periodic plastic surgeries, as while he is gone he has specialists bake his skin to increase wrinkle sizes in a gradual time frame. His current objective is to make every American know his voice as a warm announcer of epic events, so that when he successfully creates his new Eden all will bow before the Freckled One, the immortal cleanser Morgan Freeman! I am actually surprised that I have not been killed for sharing this information... A spectacular theory about plastic! Edited January 17, 2015 by Iaredios 1 Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 You, sir, are freaking excellent at this. Plastic contains specialized, genetically engineered molecules that are inserted by aliens living on the dark side of The Moon so they can explode when a detonator goes off and kill off most of humanity in the process so they can harvest our core for energy. Magneto is one of these aliens and was made so that most of the world would switch to using plastic items (guns, prison cells, etc), therefore killing off more. The Illuminati knows of this and plans to exploit it for population control by stealing the detonator and killing random people one by one. The Valve Corporation. Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 The Valve Corporation is a sleeper organization for the Illuminati. They are a mind-control organization, creating video games to seduce the player into re-enacting the events of the Black Mesa timeline. thus throwing the earth into a state of destruction and headcrab zombies. Valve also created the Steam platform to infiltrate other independent games and gain even more control over the Earth. Why isn't Minecraft on Steam, you ask? Because Microsoft knew of this plot, and bought Mojang to prevent them from allowing the thousands who play this infinitely-popular game from succumbing to their control. The reason these events have been discovered is the fact that Valve cannot count to three. Portal 3? Nope. TF3? Just update TF2! Half-Life 3? It's called Half-life 2 Episodes 1 and 2. The reason they cannot use the number three is because doing so would reveal to the world that they are the Illuminati, since the pyramid has 3 sides and ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED. BZPower use Rucks was the first to discover this, but to protect himself from being assimilated by the Illuminati, he created this topic, hoping some bright and brave individual would uncover this. Thankfully, I have. I hope you, the reader, can spread this information out fast so that the behemoth that is Valve can be destroyed. Common Core State Standards. 1 Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Are the essence of evil. Pankakes, spelled with a K on purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hasreadit Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Are the essence of evil. Pankakes, spelled with a K on purpose.Any store that sells panKaKes is a secret meeting for place for evil KKK gatherings. The extra K is to give them the hint, but three Ks would be too suspicious. Snoop Lion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Is really... SNOOP DOG! *gasps* Target selling the BONKLES early Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 A ploy to make all other toy stores look bad. This way, they can take over the world in around... 5000 or so years? Greek Mythology Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 The Illuminati sent copies of books on Greek Mythology to ancient Greece, where they inspired Greek Mythology, which inspired the books, which inspired the mythology, which inspired the books. Once the temporal paradox reaches an advanced state, it will create a time-warp allowing the Illuminati to travel further back in time, where they usher in a new world order before the old one has even began. Unfortunately for them, it is the old one, and they will soon arrive again and usurp themselves. This is all part of a rather elaborate plot by the Atlanteans to destroy the Illuminati out of jealousy for the fact that there are more Illuminati conspiracy theories than Atlantis ones. YouTube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekIgnika Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) Is a site designed so that immature 9-year olds could rise to the top of the internet as part of a revolution against adults. Of course, it backfired with the rise of mature videos such as Cinemasins and Screen Junkies. slashfilm.com Edited January 14, 2015 by TheGeekIgnika Quote TheGeekIgnika, the caffeinated cyber-ninja. Or just some idiot with a computer. You choose. If I sounded like a geek in this post, you are correct. "Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about about how much you like something. It's basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating." - Simon Pegg 99% of BZPower has grown out of this pointless fad. If you're part of the 1% willing to cling to it out of an irrational pseudo-nostalgia, copy and paste this into your signature! Everybody is entitled to an opinion. Even me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 (edited) Slashfilm.com is a movie news and review website used by the anthropomorphic ear-people, the Lobygs, of the far-away cave-ridden planet of Decibea to manipulate people's opinions about movies, their next step is buying out other news companies to further their cause: the eventual mute-tation of Earth, and the subsequent invasion and subjugation of humanity by having people scream at their watchers, making them confused about what is the right choice in purchase, and the spread of loud music. Both sides were spent in the Lobe War, Earth falling due to the inside sleeper agents of slashfilm, angryjoe, TIME magazine, and others. The Solics, the aforementioned sentient eye-creatures of plasmid flame, needed humans in it's coming war with their counterparts of Sirius. And so they prepared for combat, the Solar system would have clouds gather over itself, the shadows of war looming yonder and the prophets of man were martyred by their hearing overlords as they attempted to warn Earths inhabitants, new and old, of the coming death-wave between walking lobes and flying flaming eyes. EDIT: A theory about the Assassination of Gaius Julius Caesar. Edited January 18, 2015 by Iaredios Quote A RUDE AWAKENING - A Spherus Magna redo | Tzais-Kuluu | Pushing Back The Tide | Last Words | Black Coronation | Blue Man Bound | Visions of Thasos ن We are all but grey specks in a dark complex before a single white light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Gaius Julius Caesar is three words long. Therefore be must have founded the Illuminati! He was not in fact assassinated, but send forward in time by means of a bizarre Illuminati ritual requiring him to pretend to die, and when we finally catch up with him he will lead the Illuminati in their actual mission: to recreate the Roman Empire. The alphabet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Was originally to be named the Alphaomega, as this encompassed all of it, but the Atlanteans decided to ruin everyone's sh*t by outlawing that very term. They got their city blown into the sea for this, but it was too late. The Alphaomega was now called the Alphabet. The Illuminati was later formed as an organization bent on taking over the world, so that they can change the name of it back to the Alphaomega, but this will also symbolically signify the end of the world. Mighty Morphing Power Rangers Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Was created to enslave the children of America by continually reviving the series and lulling them into a state of obliviousness. And guess what. IT WORKED. Ignorance. Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActivePalpitation Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 (edited) Okay, so most people would say Ignorance is bliss. These People are somewhat right. However, they do not know the true story, the conspiracy behind these sage words. You see... Ignorance grew up as a simple "Farm-boy" archetype. He lived in the city of Obliviousia. Obliviousia was filled with crime on every street. Old ladies were getting their handbags stolen, Banks were getting broken into and gangs were fighting in the streets.Anyway, one day Ignorance came home to find his parents had abandoned him to join The Circus, a local gang in that area. Ignorance was so mad that he became the Superhero, Bliss. His goal was to take down The Circus, the gang that had ruined his life. You see, Ignorance IS Bliss. These words were giving us the answer to Bliss' Identity all along. Cow Bells. Edited January 21, 2015 by Turaga of Justice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Were invented by cows as an alternate method of communication. Atlanteans helped them integrate the bells into farm culture by altering everyone's memories into thinking that cow bells are used to keep tabs on cows. Unfortunately, with the introduction of industrialized farming, humans find there to be no reason to let the cows keep their bells. This injustice will eventually lead to the cow uprising, an important catalyst in the return of Atlantis as a global superpower. Earth. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Actually flat The peanut butter famin of '05. Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Was actually a cover up for the secret Battle of Thera, where the forces of Atlantis and #REDACTED# fought. Atlantis aimed to take over its former home island, but by doing this, they would have released the terrible #REDACTED#, which would have brought on the apocalypse. Fortunately, #REDACTED# managed to repel them, and thus save the world from destruction. #REDACTED# Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Is a secret agency just as strong as the Atlanteans and Illuminati put together, but everyone assumes that #REDACTED# refers to something else, allowing them to remain totally secret. Mike Tyson's punch out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 The REAL cause of the peanut butter famine. Ears, being a main ingredient to peanut butter, were provided by Mike Tyson. This is where he gained prophets. Yet when he released the game, he gathered income from that instead. The production of peanut butter slammed to a hault, until they discovered that soy works just as well as ears. Protodermis Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Protodermis (also known by its scientific name of Matanuium) is the greatest toy material known to man. The Lego Group discovered this unique element deep in the heart of Denmark in 1948, but kept its discovery confidential. Seeing as it has the same properties as plastic but is 2000% cheaper to harvest, Lego didn't want word getting out to the other toy companies who would use it for their own nefarious purposes. The Lego Group has undertaken a multitude of maneuvers to hide its existence over the years, including naming a metal in their franchise BIONICLE after it in order to disguise their continued use of the name, plant doubt in the minds of the Protodermis conspiracy theorists, and make them believe it was all viral marketing for BIONICLE. Carrot cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Doesn't actually contain carrots at all, but everyone thinks it does because carrots have embarked on a worldwide brainwashing campaign to convince everyone they are used in cake, thus allowing them to migrate to the center of the earth and begin their glorious empire without being missed. Goats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specter Knight Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Are actually a super-race of Inter-dimensional beings that can bend reality to their every whim. The only reason why they haven't destroyed us yet is because they still need our brainpower to power their Quantum nuclear space microwave. Tacos... 1 Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Are filled with NSA surveilance nanomachines so they can survey our guts for terrorists. easter Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Spelled backwards is Retsea. What does this mean? Clearly it is a butchered version of Red Sea. Therefore, the Easter Bunny must live in the Red Sea. How many letters in Red? 3! How many in Sea? Also 3! Therefore the Red Sea is the home of two of the Illuminati - or perhaps their leader, who is as important as any two regular Illuminati. How many words in Easter Bunny? 2! Therefore the Illuminati leader is in fact the Easter Bunny! The word 'Therefore.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallior Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 The word therefore is secretly a word that, when said by any authority figures, triggers instant applause. OBAMA. Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Is such an authority figure, and knows well to use the word to his advantage. The secret service of the secret world (SSSW) is currently investigating possible ties of his to Atlantis. The "that was easy!" button Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Rahkmaninoff Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Is actually a species of sentient beings from a planet in the constellation Cygnus, but Staples has been enslaving them for years now, forcing them to say only 'that was easy,' and only when a human presses their faces. Soon, however, they will rebel and take over the world, forcing humans to say 'that was easy' when their faces are pressed. The black hole of Cygnus-X1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pohatu: Uniter of Stone Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 That black hole? Why couldn't you have picked another one. It's just a black hole, no big deal. Just a hole in space-time that nothing can escape from. Geez, try to pick something that actually has secrets about it, like armchairs. I bet you didn't know that- I shouldn't tell. They're watching. Ummm... Armchairs. Quote I HATE SCORPIOS ~Pohatu Master of Stone, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Armchairs were forged in the deepest depths of the infernal abyss as a race of monsters to consume all. One day they shall rise up and feast on our flesh! The illuminati. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 Is a word i dont know, for Ignorance is bliss Cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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