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OKAY SO to commemorate this game's soon-to-be ending I have composed what may be the most epic (and possibly only) game ending ballad ever.

Oh, you missed the games where we wrote poetry for every post, eh? :P

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OKAY SO to commemorate this game's soon-to-be ending I have composed what may be the most epic (and possibly only) game ending ballad ever.

Oh, you missed the games where we wrote poetry for every post, eh? :P

 

i wish i missed those games.

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Oh no, this stuff has returned; VOTE CHRO

Have we not all learned? VOTE iBROW

This can only end in tears; VOTE JiMING

All of our worst fears... VOTE MT

 

yes I know I suck at poetry

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Listen Ehks, you just don't see

The power of my poetry

 

Oh no, this stuff has returned; VOTE CHRO

Have we not all learned? VOTE iBROW

This can only end in tears; VOTE JiMING

All of our worst fears... VOTE MT

 

yes I know I suck at poetry

i will eat both of your limbs.

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You'll eat a limb? VOTE EHKS VOTE EHKS VOTE EHKS

Fine, I'll bow to your whim; VOTE EHKS VOTE EHKS VOTE EHKS

Though you're insane VOTE EHKS VOTE EHKS VOTE EHKS

I'll soon walk with a cane VOTE EHKS VOTE EHKS VOTE EHKS

 

more terrible poetry vote ehks vote ehks

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I had hoped that poetry had gone for good,

But I see that some things are simply not understood.

Not everyone enjoys it as much as you do,

Now stop rhyming.

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Now, now, guys,

Your poetry's wack,

Nobody can out-rhyme

me, Mesonak

 

Give up, go home,

Leave your dreams at the door,

Cause I'm back, and I'm here

To settle the score,

 

(this game is destabilizing fast)

 

-Mesonak

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I don't care, Meso, how well you rap,

You can't deal with Chro, and there's no changing that!

I'll beat you all senseless with my expert rhymes

'cause even though this game has run on for quite some time

I'm just getting started! ... wait, what's the next line?

Just kidding, I remembered, 'cause I'm still rapping fine.

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Now Chro, come on now,
You don't understand,
I'm a major league rapper,
I was even in a band!

Just kidding, not really,
That makes it even worse,
Cause even though I wasn't,
I got rhymes to disperse!

Your rhymes are weak,
They've got no scheme,
I could make 'em ten times better
Than you could ever dream!

You match "rap" with "that,"
That's a weak rhyme, at best,
Time for an epic battle
That'll put you to the test,

You're a pretty cool MoCer,
Your name's also Chro,
Not even you can beat me
Cause my name is Meso!

 

-Mesonak

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Now Chro, come on now,

You don't understand,

I'm a major league rapper,

I was even in a band!

 

Just kidding, not really,

That makes it even worse,

Cause even though I wasn't,

I got rhymes to disperse!

 

Your rhymes are weak,

They've got no scheme,

I could make 'em ten times better

Than you could ever dream!

 

You match "rap" with "that,"

That's a weak rhyme, at best,

Time for an epic battle

That'll put you to the test,

 

You're a pretty cool MoCer,

Your name's also Chro,

Not even you can beat me

Cause my name is Meso!

 

-Mesonak

I'm not entirely sure you can make fun of someone for rhyming "rap" with "that" when you're rhyming "Chro" with "Meso."

 

-MT

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I'm not entirely sure you can make fun of someone for rhyming "rap" with "that" when you're rhyming "Chro" with "Meso."

 

-MT

 

 

but it works tho

 

"rap" and "that" have mutually distinct end sounds whereas "o" has no margin of error

 

you fooooool

 

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I'm not entirely sure you can make fun of someone for rhyming "rap" with "that" when you're rhyming "Chro" with "Meso."

 

-MT

 

 

but it works tho

 

"rap" and "that" have mutually distinct end sounds whereas "o" has no margin of error

 

you fooooool

 

-Mesonak

 

Not a perfect rhyme.

 

You failed.

 

-MT

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Come on now, Ehks,

It's going on forever,

If you want us to lynch you

We'll be glad to pull the lever,

 

We'll put you out of your misery,

If you wish you could die,

Fortunately for you

We've got bigger fish to fry,

 

Like iBrow and JiMing,

They'll surely meet their end,

The scene's almost up,

Then their lives, we shall rend!

 

Okay I think I'm done for now. :P

 

-Mesonak

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Filler post cause necessary, I believe.

 

and y u do this

 

u no like my rhymes??? :( :(

 

-Mesonak

 

EDIT: Better idea:

 

I think you need it bad,

So here's a filler post,

Can't wait for the scene,

Gonna go get some toast.

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==FINAL SCENE: THE LAST STAND==

 

It had been a long trek through the tower for the few remaining Matoran. They had overcome perils, obstacles, and villains alike. The one thing they had yet to overcome was an ally.

 

That was about to change.

 

“Ah, it's the Guardian of Light,” Turaga Mesonak growled, clearly bitter about last night, as a certain semi-Toa moved in to the encampment of Matoran. “Any more innocents you'd care to kill off while you're at it?”

 

“Actually, now that you mention it...yes,” the guardian responded. And with that, he pointed his staff directly at Chro and fried the fire Matoran.

 

Chro, Ta-Matoran, killed by the Guardian of Light

 

“...what...what are you doing?!” Mesonak shouted. “You...you...”

“What, and you thought I killed your alter ego by mistake?” the Guardian responded, flashing an evil grin.

“...this...”

“Well, actually, I did. Sort of. But hey, I have no allegiance to you pesky villagers. You were foolish enough to knowingly send dozens of Matoran to their doom in a sad attempt to rescue one Toa...and you call yourselves the good guys?”

“...”

“I am guarding light...because you fools are most certainly darkness.”

 

With that, the Guardian of Light turned on the Turaga...and eliminated another Mesonak from the game.

 

Turaga Mesonak, Champion of Democracy, killed by the Guardian of Light

 

The Matoran scattered into the darkness, each hoping to save his life. The next few hours were filled with panic and terror, as each remaining villager desperately tried to remain alive...and all the while, the Guardian's laughs echoed through the night.

 

When dawn finally broke, the Matoran managed to assemble themselves again. Only five remained this time: Burnmad, Portal, iBrow, JiMing, and Ehks. Shadow Flaredrick sort of counted, but only in the form of a very dead corpse frozen into a rather humorous position in the corner.

 

Shadow Flaredrick, Ta-Matoran, killed by Dark Hunter

 

A final showdown was nigh. The villagers were almost certain of who was responsible...would their dead compatriots help the few remaining survivors live until the end?

 

The last stand for both sides was now.

 

==SUSPECT LIST==

 

Everyone alive!

 

24 hours remain...voting ends at 6:00 PM tomorrow. Scene may be up a bit later than that.

 

-MT

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Hm, Turaga Meso died,

That kinda really sucks,

I'd try to buy him back

If I had a couple bucks,

 

Who deserves my vote?

Who do I want to die?

Two worthy candidates,

Both with an "i"

 

In the end, though,

I gotta continue to sing,

With that being said,

I vote JiMing.

 

-Mesonak

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I vote iBrow and JiMing, because I suspect MT forgot to mention that we get two votes.

 

- :burnmad:

You do indeed, although I would've thought it would be somewhat obvious considering it was the case the past two rounds.

 

But yes, just as a reminder, TWO CRIMES, TWO VOTES.

 

Also Ehks is that a vote change I can't tell.

 

==VOTE COUNT==

 

JiMing: 3

iBrow: 1

Burnmad: 0

Ehks: 0

Portal: 0

Null: 1

 

 

-MT

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Oh yeah, that's right,

I completely forgot,

Time to get the guilty parties,

And hang them up to rot,

 

Death is all but assured

(Unless you have a Hau :P),

As it stands, your luck's run out,

Adios, iBrow.

 

-Mesonak

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So, on second thought,

I'm changing my vote,

MoC had the right idea,

So I'm hoppin' on the boat (IDK),

 

As much as I'd love,

For iBrow to die,

If the game lasts another round,

I may just start to cry,

 

It's time to bring this to a close,

And bring some truth to lies,

I know the guilty party,

I can see it in his eyes,

 

As it stands, I'm havin' fun,

I'd like to continue to sing,

So I'm duplicating an earlier rhyme

And switching to JiMing.

 

-Mesonak

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